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Middlerage

@middlerage.bsky.social
17K followers 4.8K following 63K posts

Not a cat. Wannabe comedian. Author of some books. No you have not heard of any of them.

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Middlerage @middlerage.bsky.social · 1h
He said it again tonight in Texas. So shove your he didn’t really mean it GOP.
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Middlerage @middlerage.bsky.social · 1h
The scariest Halloween costume this year is by far Susan Dell. I feel like her boobs are going to attack me.
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Middlerage @middlerage.bsky.social · 3h
Pete is a top? 🤡
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Middlerage @middlerage.bsky.social · 6h
Cry harder, MAGA! 😆 GOP fears grow that $1 billion may not buy victory in the midterm elections www.yahoo.com/news/politic...
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Middlerage @middlerage.bsky.social · 6h
OMG. He is insane.
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Middlerage @middlerage.bsky.social · 6h
Very normal behavior for a rapist, sir! 😮‍💨
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Middlerage @middlerage.bsky.social · 9h
“We’re going to join your buddy Epstein”
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Middlerage @middlerage.bsky.social · 13h
No NYT! Every non-MAGA American citizen is furious! Do Better!
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Middlerage @middlerage.bsky.social · 23h
Fuck you too, CNN!
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Middlerage @middlerage.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Motherfucker! 🤬 Can we just get through the fucking midterms please?
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Middlerage @middlerage.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
But real ICE agents won’t be arrested for actually *being* at polling places.
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Middlerage @middlerage.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The perfect headline does not exist…
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Middlerage @middlerage.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Unsure why this requires repeating but…
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Middlerage @middlerage.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
thought you were supposed to SAVE AMERICA, or are you getting bored pretending? 🙄
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Middlerage @middlerage.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It's news because he used names, but his campaign promise has always been 'FUCK BLUE CITIES & STATES'!
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Middlerage @middlerage.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
He's never hidden his disdain for Blue cities.
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Middlerage @middlerage.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Not standing up to Trump, isn't a bigger regret??? 🥴
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Middlerage @middlerage.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
FUCKING CALLED IT! He's a thief!
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Middlerage @middlerage.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Trump meant what he said. And if he didn't, then he can't be trusted to be President, so choose GOP! www.yahoo.com/news/politic...
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Middlerage @middlerage.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Trump is a brain lesion!
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Middlerage @middlerage.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
If you think his choice of cities was not intentional, you don't know how fucking sick & demented Trump is!
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Middlerage @middlerage.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
If Trump’s team can’t control Measles, you think they are prepared for the fucking plague! 😮‍💨
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Middlerage @middlerage.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
You stupid MAGA morons!
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Middlerage @middlerage.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
How come he can say this, but we can’t tell Iran to take out D.C. because his corrupt ass lives there?
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Middlerage @middlerage.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
No way is this true & we’re not still paying for it! www.nytimes.com/2026/10/05/u...
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Middlerage @middlerage.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
We’re in Hell. There’s no other explanation right? 😮‍💨
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Middlerage @middlerage.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
But New monia is better than old monia right? 🤡
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Middlerage @middlerage.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Um. wtf?
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Middlerage @middlerage.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
And if you hate what Trump says, wait until you hear what he does!
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Middlerage @middlerage.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Uh huh. 😮‍💨
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Middlerage @middlerage.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This is fucking insane Natalie! We get it, he's awesome. 🤡
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Middlerage @middlerage.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Is that her husband or her dad? 🤮
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Middlerage @middlerage.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The turnstile of bullshit flows both ways.
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Middlerage @middlerage.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This will change some made up minds before midterms! Good work, moron! 🤡
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Middlerage @middlerage.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Don’t worry! RFK Jr. is going to kill it & eat it raw! 🤡
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Middlerage @middlerage.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
These spineless losers always have shit to say about Trump once there’s nothing they can do about him anymore!
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Middlerage @middlerage.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Polls don’t vote, but fuck if they don’t take the pulse of the electorate. If we alll VOTE the GOP is toast.
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Middlerage @middlerage.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Because you never keep your promises.
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Middlerage @middlerage.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
✌️
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Middlerage @middlerage.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Unless you are Donald Trump!
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Middlerage @middlerage.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oh look, terrorism right in time for midterms. Definitely not intentional. 🙄
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Middlerage @middlerage.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
So when Schmitt tries to nail him on this outing who will he think he went to see instead? Bruce Hornsby? 🤡
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Middlerage @middlerage.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
How many different ways can you say ‘we told you so!’ ?
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Middlerage @middlerage.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The only thing that goes up consistently for Donald: Prices!
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Middlerage @middlerage.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If you think Donald Trump is doing a good job, you likely need a cognitive test. 🥴
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Middlerage @middlerage.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The President is an adjudicated rapist, so why should we expect more from these frat boy assholes at Cornell?
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Middlerage @middlerage.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
🤣🤣🤣 🖕🖕🖕🤣🤣🤣
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Middlerage @middlerage.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Yup & There never was, so Trump shouldn't have started it in the first place!
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Middlerage @middlerage.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Hey Dems- get this message out to as many of our constituents as possible!
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Middlerage @middlerage.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
$500? If you think this is enough for what Trump has put America through you are a MORON!
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