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Gary Brewerton

@middlebrewer.bsky.social
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Herder of coders doing middleware stuff

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Gary Brewerton @middlebrewer.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Ah, I thought that was someone strangling a cat
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Gary Brewerton @middlebrewer.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I didn't know you could sing 😮
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Gary Brewerton @middlebrewer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Do we need to add conkers to the list of things that have hurt Jon?
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Gary Brewerton @middlebrewer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
POETS day!
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Gary Brewerton @middlebrewer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Let's check the equation: Jon + Food = Mess
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Gary Brewerton @middlebrewer.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Phew 😌
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Gary Brewerton @middlebrewer.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Excuse me, who was it that did a train pun this morning and thought they'd gotten away with it 😜
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Gary Brewerton @middlebrewer.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I'm now worried you're going to start doing parkrun 😂
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Gary Brewerton @middlebrewer.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Bicycle maintenance. Test spin. You have become Dan Towns!
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Gary Brewerton @middlebrewer.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Jon "Will sharpen things for cake" Knight 😂
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Jon Knight @greenjimll.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I'll be in Fearon Hall in #Loughborough this morning doing a spot of sharpening at the #RepairCafe. There's also folk mending clothes, maintaining bikes, checking laptops, caring for sewing machines and doing general fixings. Should be fun! 🔪🪡🪓🪛🔧🔨✂️💻🚲
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Gary Brewerton @middlebrewer.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I thought it was a reference to your code Jon 🤣🤣
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Gary Brewerton @middlebrewer.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I might still sneak it on to the list tomorrow when the boss isn't around 😆
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Gary Brewerton @middlebrewer.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I think we can add "getting up" to the list
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Gary Brewerton @middlebrewer.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Have you ever considered installing a water butt at the station... ducks Jon's flying fist 🤣🤣
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Gary Brewerton @middlebrewer.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
I did tell you not to do your clamp dancing in the office!
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Gary Brewerton @middlebrewer.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
s/moving/mowing/;
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Gary Brewerton @middlebrewer.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
I have a lawn in need of moving Jon....
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Gary Brewerton @middlebrewer.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Followed. I now have more ammunition for Pali
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Gary Brewerton @middlebrewer.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Says the man whose websites involve far too much brown and orange
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Gary Brewerton @middlebrewer.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Lucky escape there Jon
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Gary Brewerton @middlebrewer.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Off your trolley again Jon 😂
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Gary Brewerton @middlebrewer.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
You missed a spot 😆
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Gary Brewerton @middlebrewer.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Do I detect the barest hint of sarcasm there Jon? 🤔😆
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Gary Brewerton @middlebrewer.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Yes but did you really have to join in Jon 🤣🤣
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Gary Brewerton @middlebrewer.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Mute, mute, mute!
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Gary Brewerton @middlebrewer.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Have I ever told you my deja vu joke?
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Gary Brewerton @middlebrewer.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Ouch
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Gary Brewerton @middlebrewer.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
So we need to add allotment to the list?
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Gary Brewerton @middlebrewer.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Or maybe we just use a whiteboard!
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Gary Brewerton @middlebrewer.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Also we need to change to using a larger piece of paper 😆
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Gary Brewerton @middlebrewer.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
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Gary Brewerton @middlebrewer.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
So we need to add garden roses to the list...
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Gary Brewerton @middlebrewer.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Hoping you used the slack as an opportunity to eat cake 🍰
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Gary Brewerton @middlebrewer.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Don't worry Jon. It just meant I could ignore fewer Friday evening posts from you 😂
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Gary Brewerton @middlebrewer.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Must remember to add "non-slip mat" to the list in the office of things that have hurt Jon
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Gary Brewerton @middlebrewer.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
#winning
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Gary Brewerton @middlebrewer.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
But the important question is, did you get cake?
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Gary Brewerton @middlebrewer.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
😞
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Gary Brewerton @middlebrewer.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Congrats on the bins. Now they just need to sort out the water butt
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Gary Brewerton @middlebrewer.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
They said the next season is due in the autumn
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Gary Brewerton @middlebrewer.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Jon 1 - Selki 0 😆
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Gary Brewerton @middlebrewer.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
This you @greenjimll.bsky.social ?
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Gary Brewerton @middlebrewer.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Can I introduce you to the concept of a cake fork
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Gary Brewerton @middlebrewer.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
But did you get any cake?
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Jon Knight @greenjimll.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
For the #Loughborough folk on here, there's a #RepairCafe taking place in Fearon Hall this Saturday morning. Reprobates such as @clivebagley.bsky.social and myself will be there trying to fix and sharpen stuff. Bring us broken stuff to repair! transitionloughborough.wordpress.com/2026/02/19/r...
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Reminder: Repair Cafe on Saturday 21st February 2026
Just a quick note to remind everyone that our first Repair Cafe of 2026 takes place this Saturday, 21st February. As usual we’re accepting items for potential repair at Fearon Hall from 9.30a…
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Gary Brewerton @middlebrewer.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Get back to work minion 😆
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Gary Brewerton @middlebrewer.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
So I need to add non-slip matts to the list of things that have hurt Jon
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Gary Brewerton @middlebrewer.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
As Jon lives in 16th century Stratford I suspect full fibre broadband just means he's employed the services of a louder town crier 😆
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Gary Brewerton @middlebrewer.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Yay, no need to mute you this weekend then 😂
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