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Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 7h

If you are more upset about gender-neutral restrooms than you are about seven men raping an incapacitated woman, the Republican Party may be right for you.

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Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 7h

BREAKING: Nobel Committee gives peace prize to everyone who is not Donald Trump.

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Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 9h

SHOWN: Very stable genius who has been trying unsuccessfully for two years to paint a pool.

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Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

1. It's called Artificial Intelligence. 2. You bet your diaper-wrapped ass I'm your enemy.

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Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

He wasn't joking. He wasn't misquoted. He wasn't being sarcastic. He said it. He meant it. He said it again.

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Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Ted Cruz is traveling to a campaign event with Donald Trump on Air Force One, which answers the question, "What would be worse than traveling to a campaign event with Donald Trump on Air Force One?"

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Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

BELOW: Donald Trump considers bombing the Nobel Committee if they don't give him a peace prize this year.

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Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Donald Trump: "Mumble bumble grumble. Fricken fracken flurgen flurgen flibbity flib jibbit jabba jibba. Eep ipp opp ork ick ock dippety dip dip. Urrrk braaap bluuuuurp mrrrrph drrrph eeeee ooooo eeeee ooooo. Bleeeaaaarghugh." MAGA: "Four more years! Four more years!"

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Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

RELATIONSHIP ADVICE: Find someone who will defend you with the same ferocity that Megyn Kelly defends rapists.

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Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

BELOW: Donald Trump relives his college days by reading the Cornell 7's group chats.

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Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

"[Iran] can take out a city, let them take out Los Angeles, let them take out San Diego. This is a very small price to pay." There is nothing more temporary than the new low Donald Trump reaches every day.

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Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Dennis Hastert, former Speaker of the House, is dead at 84. Even now it's hard to believe a pedophile could rise so high in our government. (Oops, wrong photo.)

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Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

If you are dumb enough to vote Republican because you think Donald Trump is going to give you $5000 you were already dumb enough to vote Republican.

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Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

The Republican Party went from Abraham Lincoln to Donald Trump. No wonder they don't believe in evolution.

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Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Donald Trump's 2026 midterm strategy can be best summarized as "lie loudly to stupid people."

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Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Donald Trump: "I have the best dementia. Amazing. Nobody has better dementia. The greatest in history, like nobody has ever seen before."

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Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Say what you will about JD Vance, as long as it's "JD Vance is a fucking asshole."

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Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

BELOW: Workers drain the reflecting pool in preparation for the Donald Trump Triumphal Parking Lot.

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Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

BELOW: Republicans when they find out Donald Trump is coming to their state to campaign for them.

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Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

"Planes are different today. You used to have a little steering wheel or whatever. Today, they fly differently." Admit it, Republicans. When you see a quote that fucking stupid, you know who said it.

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Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Donald Trump: prescription drug addict. Kash Patel: alcoholic. Pete Hegseth: alcoholic. Robert F. Kennedy Jr.: heroin addict. Trump's White House is the Betty Ford Clinic for dumb Nazis.

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Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Even Republicans whose entire lives are devoted to saying stupid shit can be shocked by the stupid shit Republicans say.

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Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

According to White House sources, Barron Trump wants to transfer to Cornell University because he's "heard good things about the rape culture."

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Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Donald Trump and literally everyone who works for him, including the schlub who types up his fake oaths for signature, is an incompetent boob.

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Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Donald Trump: "We're going to be signing a document renaming artificial intelligence to Super Intelligence. We will also be renaming measles to Happy Rash, the White House to Mar-a-Lago North, the Constitution to Trump Toilet Paper, and child rape to Republican Hug."

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Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

BREAKING: Donald Trump and Jeffrey Epstein receive honorary degrees from Cornell University.

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Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

A WARNING FOR DONALD TRUMP: Not everyone is as stupid as your voters or as chickenshit as your Republicans.

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Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

That's right, assholes. Just keep pretending he's not fast asleep in the middle of the day.

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Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Republicans are in charge of the Senate. Republicans are in charge of the House. Republicans are in charge of the Presidency. Republicans are in charge of the Supreme Court. Republicans are to blame for everything.

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Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

"My husband blames everything on Joe Biden, including his chronic erectile dysfunction. If it's true, thank you, Joe Biden."

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Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Two things make Donald Trump unfit to lead: 1. Everything he says. 2. Everything he does.

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Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

The same people who think Democrats are communists think Donald Trump is a Christian.

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Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Now that summer is over remember Donald Trump raped children.

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Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Donald Trump is not a political genius or a genius of any kind. He ran for president out of pure narcissism and accidentally tapped into a thick, rich vein of American stupid.

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Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

People who fall for crap like this are the reason silica gel packets say "DO NOT EAT."

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Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

You Republican dipshits know Trump's buddy here is a communist, right?

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Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Xi Jinping: "I moved on Trump like a bitch. When you're a tyrannical dictator, he'll let you do it. He'll let you do anything."

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Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

FACT: If you fell for this, you'll fall for anything.

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Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Donald Trump thinks he looks tough when he poses like this but he looks like a petulant child whose mommy has taken away his Game Boy until he cleans his room.

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Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Why does "God's plan" never include Republicans going to jail for the crimes they commit?

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Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

SUPER DUPER MEGA FUN FACT: Harvey Weinstein will die in prison.

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Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

FLASHBACK: Six years ago, Donald Trump didn't want to wear a mask because it would smudge his makeup, so the Republican Party helped him kill a million Americans.

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Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Removing 750,000 enrollees from Obamacare to make healthcare cheaper for billionaires is socialism Republican style.

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Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Laugh and the world laughs with you. Unless you're Donald Trump, then the world just fucking laughs at you.

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Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

DID YOU KNOW? The guy who once said he'd walk into a school with an active shooter freaks out every time a female reporter asks him a question.

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Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Donald Trump is at war with the press because its coverage of him consists almost entirely of the stupid shit he says and does.

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Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Official White House news channel Trump TV: "President Trump's approval rating has risen to 600 percent."

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Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Lauren Boebert paid $200,000 in hush money to hide a sexual affair while Donald Trump paid $130,000, which is the only time in history that somebody made a worse deal than Donald Trump.

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