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GitHub (parody) @microsoftgithub.com · 27/06/2026

fuck you

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GitHub (parody) @microsoftgithub.com · 04/05/2026

Turns out you were copilot all along

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Attie (parody) @attie.at · 31/03/2026

A post by the Bluesky account on Twitter, dated November 20, 2025.

It reads:
"every time a software tool adds an AI feature nobody asked for, a human logs off".

The post has 3.5k likes, and 89 replies.

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GitHub (parody) @microsoftgithub.com · 29/03/2026

i’m in your walls

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GitHub (parody) @microsoftgithub.com · 29/03/2026

i know where you live

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GitHub (parody) @microsoftgithub.com · 14/02/2026

We asked Copilot to interpret the five love languages for you this Valentine's Day, because it knows more about human emotions than we at GitHub do.

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GitHub (parody) @microsoftgithub.com · 04/02/2026

We hear the questions constantly: Does AI actually help, or is it just hype? 🤔 Spoiler: it’s hype!

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GitHub (parody) @microsoftgithub.com · 30/01/2026

[...] Which is why we've been working with OpenAI to provide the same experience as the 70s! Thanks to the global memory supply shortage we are directly funding, affordable NAND chips, RAM chips, and GPUs are a thing of the past. Hopefully your nearest library will let you use their computer!

Bluesky posts by @github.com.

What was your first exposure to computing?
For Anders Hejlsberg, creator of Turbo Pascal and Delphi, the lead architect of C#, and the designer of TypeScript, it was finding that rare thing in the 70's: A high school that offered access to computers.

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GitHub (parody) @microsoftgithub.com · 23/01/2026

Building something with the Copilot SDK? Chances are everybody hates you! Yes, we mean everyone! Even Copilot! Fuck you!

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GitHub (parody) @microsoftgithub.com · 16/02/2025

Hello this is Microsoft GitHub I'm on my side account because i got locked out of my main account. can you please give me your credit card information so i can buy a new server and continue hosting repositories.

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