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GitHub (parody) @microsoftgithub.com · 30/01/2026

[...] Which is why we've been working with OpenAI to provide the same experience as the 70s! Thanks to the global memory supply shortage we are directly funding, affordable NAND chips, RAM chips, and GPUs are a thing of the past. Hopefully your nearest library will let you use their computer!

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What was your first exposure to computing?
For Anders Hejlsberg, creator of Turbo Pascal and Delphi, the lead architect of C#, and the designer of TypeScript, it was finding that rare thing in the 70's: A high school that offered access to computers.

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GitHub (parody) @microsoftgithub.com · 30/01/2026

[...] Which is why we've been working with OpenAI to provide the same experience as the 70s! Thanks to the global memory supply shortage we are directly funding, affordable NAND chips, RAM chips, and GPUs are a thing of the past. Hopefully your nearest library will let you use their computer!

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