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Mickey Marlin White

@mickeymarlinwhite.bsky.social
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Venerable flatulence. Retired printer, photojournalist. Maverick Scientist. B.S. Microbiology UT Arlington. Go Mavs! Hobbies: keys, frets, harmonica; art. Myself and wife mid 70s. Son-in-law mid 30s. Only one employed. Banner: The History of Painting.

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Mickey Marlin White @mickeymarlinwhite.bsky.social · 22h
That was a loose quote from a Zappa song about the Watts Riots. Personally I'm part German, part English, part Peruvian, and part Punjabi. Does that disqualify me from quoting Zappa?
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Mickey Marlin White @mickeymarlinwhite.bsky.social · 22h
I'm not black, but a lot of times I wish I could say I'm not white. Frank Zappa, Trouble Comin' Every Day
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Mickey Marlin White @mickeymarlinwhite.bsky.social · 22h
Remember that the Neo-Nazi Pre-Maggot conspiracy "theorists" were ranting that Obama had FEMA building concentration camps? This is their typical MO, preemptively accusing Democrats of their own crimes. Remember Pizzagate?
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Mickey Marlin White @mickeymarlinwhite.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
A blue whale's.
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Mickey Marlin White @mickeymarlinwhite.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
If I had a rocket launcher...
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Mickey Marlin White @mickeymarlinwhite.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The Island of Doctor "Monroe"?
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Mickey Marlin White @mickeymarlinwhite.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Here I am, stuck in the middle with you.
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Mickey Marlin White @mickeymarlinwhite.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I'm painfully aware of the economic gaps involved.
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Mickey Marlin White @mickeymarlinwhite.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I like armadillos and ringtails.
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Mickey Marlin White @mickeymarlinwhite.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Thanks for the repost. I love those old Britcoms. The Two Ronnies made Benny Hill look like a schoolboy.
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Mickey Marlin White @mickeymarlinwhite.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
History sez: the Electoral College was formed as a consession to the slave holding states. It should never have existed and should be immediately abolished.
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Mickey Marlin White @mickeymarlinwhite.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Among other things.
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Mickey Marlin White @mickeymarlinwhite.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I take exception to that "boomer" accusation. I've been fighting the good fight for 56 years. Ageist and ableist prejudice is not acceptable. "I'm not black, but sometimes I wish I could say I'm not white." - Frank Zappa "Trouble Comin' Every Day" Don't call me a racist, asshole.
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Mickey Marlin White @mickeymarlinwhite.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Open All Hours I've castrated pigs.
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Mickey Marlin White @mickeymarlinwhite.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
So did tasers.
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Mickey Marlin White @mickeymarlinwhite.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
We can only "hope and pray" that the "rank and file" military will resist unconstitutional orders.
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Mickey Marlin White @mickeymarlinwhite.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I assume you're talking about the shock gloves... The thing is that, like lot of the "non-lethal weapons," these things are in fact lethal.
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Mickey Marlin White @mickeymarlinwhite.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Remember NUREMBURG!
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Mickey Marlin White @mickeymarlinwhite.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
A young man close to me was falsely accused, falsely convicted, and falsely imprisoned for a crime that never happened. He wasn't a rich frat rat.
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Mickey Marlin White @mickeymarlinwhite.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Yeah, and your sorry ass, too!
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Mickey Marlin White @mickeymarlinwhite.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I know I said this before, but my calculus professor was a black woman. Best math class ever.
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Mickey Marlin White @mickeymarlinwhite.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Remember NUREMBURG!
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Mickey Marlin White @mickeymarlinwhite.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This is not controversial to me. There really are no words to describe the horrors of the Nazi regime and those who are trying to revive it. See Lee Miller's photographs. I totally agree, Hillary Clinton was too mild. The MAGATs probably had to look the word up.
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Mickey Marlin White @mickeymarlinwhite.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Goliath's Curse
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Mickey Marlin White @mickeymarlinwhite.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Yes, but also Israeli expansion.
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Mickey Marlin White @mickeymarlinwhite.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
You gotta find something to laugh about in these times. The ideal partner is the one who really loves you.
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Mickey Marlin White @mickeymarlinwhite.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
May you be (re)born in interesting times. - Old Chinese Curse
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Mickey Marlin White @mickeymarlinwhite.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
These ones I wouldn't touch with a ten foot pole.
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Mickey Marlin White @mickeymarlinwhite.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Many years ago, I dated a woman who had had serious plastic surgery...for birth defects. I fell hard for her and would have happily married her. But I think she thought I was only toying with her. C'est la vie.
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Mickey Marlin White @mickeymarlinwhite.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
...their women. When Max asked them, "why don't you form a posse and get them back?" Their spokesman answered, "Have you SEEN our women?"
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Mickey Marlin White @mickeymarlinwhite.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
"The Stepford Wives" a la Mira Lodo. Translation: "The Stepford Wives" was a movie about a gated community where that wives were converted into "perfect." Mira Lodo was was a Mexican village in an episode of "Get Smart." It means "look at the mud." Reminds me of Mar-a-Lago. Banditos kidnapped...
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Mickey Marlin White @mickeymarlinwhite.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The Russians have kidnapped their victims children for centuries. Read your Tolstoy. It's barbaric, like the Ottomans.
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Mickey Marlin White @mickeymarlinwhite.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
How about Artificial Ignorance? Or for Trump and ? his cult, Actual Ignorance?
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Mickey Marlin White @mickeymarlinwhite.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
"The man who writes in Saxon Is the man to use an axe on." -- Ambrose Bierce
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Mickey Marlin White @mickeymarlinwhite.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Until they rip your face off.
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Mickey Marlin White @mickeymarlinwhite.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The Ignoble Prize is too good for that Moron.
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Mickey Marlin White @mickeymarlinwhite.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I'd like to use those @$$#0|3$ for piñatas, but I wouldn't touch them with a ten foot pole.
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Mickey Marlin White @mickeymarlinwhite.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Have you read "A Spectre is Haunting Texas" by Fritz Leiber? Maybe a little obscure novel written by one of the golden age science fiction and fantasy authors. It was very prescient, although (spoiler alert) the good guy had the exoskeleton.
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Mickey Marlin White @mickeymarlinwhite.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
And Santa Ana fell because of stupid pride. Wish for the same for the Moron in Chief.
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Mickey Marlin White @mickeymarlinwhite.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
"Frog's hair" is one of those proverbial nonexistants, such as "chicken's teeth, mare's nest, politician's ethics, evangelist's morals," etc.
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Mickey Marlin White @mickeymarlinwhite.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It could be worse. Find the razor blade. Find the rat turd. Or, if it was a party for foot fetishists, they'd love it.
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Mickey Marlin White @mickeymarlinwhite.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Yes, I put the shopping carts in the return slots. And I'm nice to the people who push the stacks back to the store, some of them are mentally handicapped. There's no reasonable reason to make their lives harder.
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Mickey Marlin White @mickeymarlinwhite.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The very name gives away the game. Human RESOURCES to be exploited and dumped on the tailings pile when exhausted.
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Mickey Marlin White @mickeymarlinwhite.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Bravo!
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Mickey Marlin White @mickeymarlinwhite.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
When somebody says, "I'm the least racist person..." I say, "Depart from me, I never knew you."
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Mickey Marlin White @mickeymarlinwhite.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This explains a lot.
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Mickey Marlin White @mickeymarlinwhite.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Personal: I've been meaning to say that you remind me of a friend and fellow musician. He had a five string Warwick and a Hofner violin.
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Mickey Marlin White @mickeymarlinwhite.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
How are you voting this year? 

[ ] DEMOCRAT
[ ] NAZI
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Mickey Marlin White @mickeymarlinwhite.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Congratulations MAGATs, you've brought us the Amerikkkan Empire's first insane Emperor.
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Mickey Marlin White @mickeymarlinwhite.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Did Jesus make Muscat or Shiraz? And, although He could have, He probably didn't make Boone's Farm or Mad Dog.
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