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Michelle Kelly

@michellicopter.bsky.social
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She/Her Professional Actor, Voice Actor, Writer, Game Designer & TTRPG Performer Staff at EUphoria AP GM at Moonshine Adventure Director of Strategy at Strut Safe Greyhound parent Opinion haver michellicopter.itch.io michellekellyperformance.carrd.co

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Michelle Kelly @michellicopter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Nice relaxing morning courtesy of my hound
Text messages in all caps reading: Rushy broke his nail, blood everywhere, aaargh
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Michelle Kelly @michellicopter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
So what do you make videos about, Michelle?
Screenshot of me smiling into the camera with the caption "Capitalism."
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Michelle Kelly @michellicopter.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I thought he'd fallen over in the garden but no, he was commando crawling under a shrub to try and eat who knows what. Just a nice quick panic attack for me given he injured himself falling less than a week ago. Glad to see he's back to full gremlin mode even if he's still limping 🫠
Spot the black and white greyhound looking politely at the camera while lying on his bed with a small pile of shredded paper around his paws
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Michelle Kelly @michellicopter.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
One of my noodle hounds fell down the stairs yesterday morning so all weekend plans are cancelled while I take care of the poor fella and keep the vet updated. Thought I'd occupy my mind with some research for a video on generative AI and accidentally made myself sadder 🫠
Spot the greyhound looking very sorry for himself as he sprawls on some blankets on the floor of the vet office
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Michelle Kelly @michellicopter.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
25th blood donation today! As usual it was very easy and relaxed, as usual I feel very tired afterwards so am having a chilled evening on the sofa under a cosy blanket. Always open to answering questions from anyone who wants to start giving blood ❤️
A selfie with a slightly sleepy smile. I have a blood pressure cuff round my arm and a cartoon blue hedgehog on my tshirt
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Michelle Kelly @michellicopter.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
A classic dril tweet with the word owned replaced with complicit so it reads "I'm not complicit! I'm not complicit!" I continue to insist as I slowly shrink and transform into a corn cob
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Michelle Kelly @michellicopter.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Two weeks into #soloseptember I suddenly remember about Itch bundles All my solo games are 25% off, or buy all 5 as a bundle and get 50% off. There's stuff to make you sad, stuff to make you touch grass, and even a gamified crochet pattern in there. itch.io/s/201023/sol...
Five game covers on a dark green background with the caption "Solo September Bundle!"
Games are: Tiny Town, a game to play outdoors; Break Your Heart, a ritual of self-destruction; Lie To Him, a solo roleplaying game of deception; Chaos Crochet, create a unique scarf shaped by fate; The Letter You'll Never Send, a short epistolary game to play alone
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Michelle Kelly @michellicopter.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Hey #soloseptember you ready to Write Letter and Get Sad?
Cover for my latest game. Text reading "The Letter You'll Never Send, A short epistolary game to play alone." on a background of textured paper and an illustration of a quill pen
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Michelle Kelly @michellicopter.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Being a voice actor is weird
Screenshot from WhatsApp of a message reading: I'm playing Vahrins Call and I just killed a soldier with your voice, it felt wrong for some reason
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Michelle Kelly @michellicopter.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Important dog updates from the wife while I'm away from home
Screenshot of text messages: Rushy took himself upstairs for no reason earlier on then started sulking noone was up there with him and came back down. Spot did eat his breakfast but only after I tricked him into thinking he was doing a crime
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Michelle Kelly @michellicopter.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I have discovered my true calling as a chef for poorly hounds
Screenshot of text messages reading: made a tuly unholy dinner for Spot. 100g kibble soaked in a splash of chicken lucozade and then mashed together with gastro paste and meds hidden within
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Michelle Kelly @michellicopter.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I'm so glad my purple slime cat crashed my marriage proposal
Photo of the game Fields of Mistria being played on a steam deck. The character Balor is saying "Chel... do you really think so?" as he and my character stand together on a bride over a river. In the upper right corner of the screen is a purple slime cat watching silently.
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Michelle Kelly @michellicopter.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Just finished chapter 2 and what do you know, we are talking about tokenism! My two favourite excerpts on the topic:
Despite its utterly inoffensive nature, the ocean of implementing the Rooney rule in British football sent the nation into a spin. Chairman of Blackpool FC Karl Oyston called it 'tokenism' and 'an absolute insult' to people in the sport. Carlisle United manager Keith Curle essentially called it a box-ticking exercise. Richard Scudamore, chief executive of the Premier League, introduced plans to develop a pool of black coaches instead, and called the Rooney rule unnecessary. The way it was spoken about, you'd think that the FA's plans weren't suggesting having one person of colour on an interview shortlist, but instead were asking team heads to walk into their local supermarket and offer their most high-level jobs to the first random black person they saw in the vegetable aisle.Opposing positive discrimination on apprehensions about getting the best person for the job means inadvertently revealing what you think talent looks like, and the kind of person in which you think talent resides. Because, if the current system worked correctly, and if hiring practices were successfully recruiting and promoting the right people for the right jobs in all circumstances, I seriously doubt that so many leadership positions would be occupied by white middle-aged men. Those who insist on fairness fail to recognise that the current state of play is far from fair.
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Michelle Kelly @michellicopter.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Let me talk for long enough and I'll always loop around to the same place youtu.be/tLanmsuBfRg
Screenshot of me talking to the camera, caption reads: "TTRPG awards are weird."Screenshot of me talking to the camera later in the same video, caption reads: "constant growth being a measure of success is a capitalist lie. If you've made someone happy, you're a success."
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Michelle Kelly @michellicopter.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
"It's not external. It's in the system."
Faced with a collective forgetting, we must fight to remember. 
I know that there is so much more history out there about people of colour in Britain, if you're willing to put in the effort to find it. After Britain voted toleave the European Union in June 2026, we were told reported hate crimes drastically grew in number, and that racism was on the rise in Britain again. But looking at our history shows racism does not erupt from nothing, rather it is embedded in British society. Its not external. It's in the system.
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Michelle Kelly @michellicopter.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
On the language of resistance
Combing through the literature on clashes between black people and the police, I noticed another clash - one of perspective. While some people called what happened in Tottenham and Brixton a riot, others called it an uprising - a rebellion of otherwise unheard people. I think there's truth in both perspectives, and that the extremity of a riot only ever reflects the extremity of the living conditions of said rioters. Language is important - and the term 'race riot' undoubtedly doubles down on idea linking blackness and criminality,while overlooking what black people were reacting against. The conditions don't seem to have changed. When the London riots of August 2011 mirrored, almost step by step, what happened in Brixton in 1985, I wondered how often history would have to repeat itself before we choose to tackle the underlying problems.
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Michelle Kelly @michellicopter.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
On harms committed by state powers which purport to protect
The Newham Monitoring Project's 1983 report highlighted this with a case in which an innocent black schoolboy was detained by the police. Eleven-year-old Shaun Robertson's secondary school had given a police officer who was investigating a robbery the names and addresses of every black child who attended the school. When the police officer mentioned that one of the suspects had protruding front teeth, a school staff member let them know that Shaun had been to the orthodontist that same day. In was in this way that he became a subject.
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Michelle Kelly @michellicopter.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
On the false separation of working people and people of colour, and how class solidarity can exclude us
Bristol Omnibus Company deflected accountability, instead passing it along to the union. Racism had infected worker solidarity, with a union representative at the time insisting that more black workers would be taking away jobs prospective white employees, and that employing them would mean reduced hours for current employees
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Michelle Kelly @michellicopter.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Inspired by @wharthur.bsky.social talking about it on here I got myself a copy of Why I'm No Longer Talking To White People About Race by Reni Eddo-Lodge from the library. I've only gotten as far as the preface and have had to stop for a break to process. She articulates things I feel in my bones.
Not to mention that entering into conversation with defiant white people is a frankly dangerous task for me. As the heckles rise and the defiance grows, I have to tread incredibly carefully, because if I express frustration, anger or exasperation at their refusal to understand, they will tap into the pre-subscribed racist tropes about angry black people who are a threat to them and their safety. It's very likely that they'll then paint me as a bully or an abuser. It's also likely that their white friends will rally around them, rewrite history and make the lies truth. Trying to engage with them and navigate their racism is not worth that.It's truly a lifetime of self-censorship that people of colour have to live. The options are: speak your truth and face reprisal, or bite your tongue and get ahead in life. It must be a strange life, always having permission to speak and feeling indignant when you're finally asked to listen. It stems from white people's never-questioned entitlement, I suppose. 
I cannot continue to emotionally exhaust myself trying to get this message across, while also toeing a very precarious line that tries not to implicate any one white people in their role of perpetuating structural racism, lest they character assassinate me.
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Michelle Kelly @michellicopter.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Took my son out for ice cream
Rushy the black greyhound licks ice cream out of a little tub in my hand.
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Michelle Kelly @michellicopter.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Youtube is right, we did cook with this one
Screenshot from youtube that shows EUphoria's Why We Fight Actual Play suggested under the heading "Cooking shows and more"
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Michelle Kelly @michellicopter.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
okay
Photograph of two road signs with the word "Pedestrians" and an arrow. The arrows are pointing in opposite directions so they appear to be pointing at each other
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Michelle Kelly @michellicopter.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
What if I went to see a genuinely brilliant play that had my friend @masquewren.bsky.social performing in it and also my friend @sciwithrach.bsky.social came to watch too and we had a lovely evening, what then
Three total cuties smiling for the camera
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Michelle Kelly @michellicopter.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
My sons... they are... such good boys
My partner and two greyhounds walking along a canalside path. There is a huge lens flare from the sun but let's say that was an intentional artistic choiceRushy the black greyhound is lying on a tartan blanket on the grass, with Spot the greyhound flat out next to him. They have  water bowl and two muzzles between themSpot and Rushy sitting together on the grass, their leads tied to a picnic bench. They are both wearing their loosely fitting muzzles and look happy in the sunshine
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Michelle Kelly @michellicopter.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
If anyone needs me, no you don't I'm busy hanging out with some ducks
Michelle posing in a swimsuit in front of a lake full of water lillies
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Michelle Kelly @michellicopter.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Does this bitch think I am white
Screenshot of YouTube app. The video is a Children of Time actual play on EUphoria, which features two white cast members (Elaine and Darcy) and two women of colour (Michelle and Aida) on screen. A comment under the video reads "So this is considered a NOT all-white actual play?" with an eye-roll emoji
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Michelle Kelly @michellicopter.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
We did it we won the festival
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Michelle Kelly @michellicopter.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Back at Tramlines Festival for day two of handing out water and chatting about Strut Safe! Come and visit our piaggio next to T'Other Stage
Michelle, a mixed race woman wearing a blue stripey dress and a flower crown, poses next to a pink and black piaggio with paper cups and water dispensers built into the side. The piaggio has text painted on that says "Drink More Water" and "Travelling home alone? Call Strut Safe 0333 335 0026"
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Michelle Kelly @michellicopter.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Sheffield folks - if you're at Tramlines this weekend come say hi and get some free water from the Strut Safe gang at our super cute setup by T'Other Stage 💖
Me posing in a bright pink phone box with the Strut Safe logo and phone number. I'm wearing a floral yellow jumpsuit
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Michelle Kelly @michellicopter.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Spent a very bizarre but creatively invigorating weekend at #gamesforcrabs Theorising about how hive minds conceptulise 'self' led to a word matching board game/social awkwardness simulator, by way of bee warfare. Much love to my hive @gshowitt.bsky.social and @uncannydice.bsky.social
A table strewn with coloured pens, notes on sheets of paper, cards with symbols on them, and hexagonal tiles. Some legible notes include a flowchart with stages like "Acknowledge the self, communicate with another self, fracture the self", a hex tile with HIVE MIND and doodles of bees drawn on it, and a card reading "Compliment the other"
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Michelle Kelly @michellicopter.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Today in texts about my dog
Screenshot of a text message that reads "Why is everyone siding with this nincompoop"
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Michelle Kelly @michellicopter.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I know the feeling, all-terrain mobility scooter
Laminated poster for Yorkshire Wildlife Trust with a photo of a mobility scooter and large text that reads "HIRE ME!"
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Michelle Kelly @michellicopter.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Recording a new video today Bringing a very specific kind of energy to the function
Screenshot of a discord message. Text reads: I refuse to be held responsible for the ways white women fall apart whenever I extraordinarily gently imply that they could be doing better
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Michelle Kelly @michellicopter.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Consider
Rushy the greyhound lying on his side, showing off his teeth and lolling tongue.
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Michelle Kelly @michellicopter.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I looked super cute the other day please observe how cute I looked I meant to post this yesterday but then I broke my phone but now my phone is fixed
A selfie in a pale green and gold dress with a deep v neck. The girls are present and correct. My hair is very long and shiny and I have a cute little smile!
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Michelle Kelly @michellicopter.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Swam about in grasmere lake today it was very nice Also Diar found a slice of lemon in there. Like swimming in a great big G&T
View of a small gravel beach jutting out into the water of the lake. Two camping chairs are set up, Michelle is sitting on one and petting Spot the greyhound, while Rushy greyhound lies at her feet. Another view of the lake with rolling tree covered hills on the far shore and a grey sky above. There is a tiny dot in the middle of the water, which is me!
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Michelle Kelly @michellicopter.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Two households, both alike in dignity,
Screenshot of Google maps showing two pins right next to each other. One is Grand At Grasmere, the other is Grand At Grasmers
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Michelle Kelly @michellicopter.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Without downloading new pics what is it like dating you?
Photo of various pictures of pizzas and the word "pizza" cut out of magazines and arranged on a table
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Michelle Kelly @michellicopter.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
I saw a white-throated dipper just after posing for this photo and I'm still hype about it hours later. A nice little bird! A rare fellow! Just chilling by the river, presumably in between dips!
A view of a river with a stone bridge and tree-covered hills in the distance. I'm sitting on a rock by the riverside.
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Michelle Kelly @michellicopter.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Seeing all the most exciting sights on my trip to Scotland
White building with a large sign on the side that says "Cafe, B&B, World Famous Shark Toilet"
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Michelle Kelly @michellicopter.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Delighted to report that this video has stimulated some really thoughtful and worthwhile discussion in its first day
Screenshot of very stupid YouTube comments.
StevenNosferatu writes: Safety tools are stupid, pointless, and have no place in any form of gaming.
Beanodonnell writes: Pronouns detected opinion rejected
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Michelle Kelly @michellicopter.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
This is the first full video on our channel edited by me and I'm really proud of it!
Screenshot of video with Aida offering a stroopwafel to a dalek. Caption in top right reads "I cannot explain this"
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Michelle Kelly @michellicopter.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Did I have a good weekend at UK Games Expo? The goofy grin on my face in every photo of me points to yes.
Michelle, Aida and Darcy sitting on the couch and smilingWren, Matt, Jess and Michelle standing together in front of a lake and grinning in the sunshineGee, Tom, Aoife, Michelle and Sam behind the Moonshine Adventure Company stand. Michelle and Sam are mid-laughSelfie of Lyssa, Darcy and Michelle and yes I am once again grinning
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Michelle Kelly @michellicopter.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
How tired am I after day 3 of UKGE? Aida said the lighting would be better on our haul photo if she took it from the side that meant everything would be upside-down, so I offered to rotate the table. She had to remind me we could just flip the photo.
Kitchen table absolutely packed with TTRPGS and a big "human made" sign at the top
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Michelle Kelly @michellicopter.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
A much more restrained day two haul from the EUphoria hotties
A small collection of four ttrpg books, a t shirt and a plush toy crow
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Michelle Kelly @michellicopter.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Day one haul for the @euphoriaap.bsky.social babes
Kitchen table absolutely covered in TTRPGs, from large books to zines, plus a dice tray, some cards, some fancy tea and some fun socks
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Michelle Kelly @michellicopter.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
My solo game Lie To Him will be available at UK Games Expo on two different stands! Big thanks to @uktin.bsky.social and @patchworkfez.bsky.social for supporting me by stocking the zine
Cover of Lie To Him - a skeleton kneels in the foreground, looking up at a second skeleton who stands in an open doorway.
Text reads: Where to find Lie to Him at UKGE: 
UK TIN Hall 3 Table 510
Patchwork Fez Hall 4 Table 912
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Michelle Kelly @michellicopter.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
I am a professional writer
Screenshot from Discord. Messages read:
"God the state of brain lately look at me replying to myself as I ping pong between two parallel trains of thought"
"choo fucking choo"
"look at me mixing metaphors. ping pong between trains. christ"
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Michelle Kelly @michellicopter.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Early reviews are promising, folks
Screenshot from Discord, reading "what is the opposite of ludo-narrative dissonance, because this is IT"
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Michelle Kelly @michellicopter.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
UK Games Expo is a mere two weeks away and yet the British TTRPG scene at large is in shambles, unable to plan their weekends until the most pressing question of the season is answered: Will Michelle Kelly be there? I can now reveal that: Yes.
Graphic that Michelle thinks is very funny featuring her headshot and the text "Important info for the many fans of Michelle Kelly. She's going to be at UKGE. If you want to: Meet Michelle and the other lovely folks from EUphoria - Informal meetup, Friday 12-2, by the Hilton food trucks, Hear Michelle's opinions on Women in TTRPGs - Panel Discussion, Saturday 11-12, Toute Suite, Be convinced by Michelle to buy a TTRPG holiday - Moonshine Adventure Co, various times, stand 4-252, Buy Michelle's solo game Lie To Him - UK TIN stand 3-510 or Patchwork Fez stand 4-912, Wave at Michelle as she wanders the con floor - idk just do that
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