Michelle @michelle-v.bsky.social · 12/08/2026it took this woman until june 2026 to finally announce btw and it was a pride month gf reveal!!!!!!! 011
Michelle @michelle-v.bsky.social · 16/06/2026I saw Richard Kind as Edna Turnblad at the Muny last night and all I could think of the entire time was @julieklausner.bsky.social -- I just feel like she could've monologued about this for 30 straight minutes MINIMUM 120
Michelle @michelle-v.bsky.social · 01/06/2026dumbest person you’ve ever met left shaking by the euphoria finale 000
Reposted by MichelleMichael DeForge @michaeldeforge.bsky.social · 29/03/2026I guess boycotting Harry Potter feels pretty trivial to me, because I'm an adult. if someone told me I shouldn't eat Gerber's baby food, I'd be like, that is no problem. I'm way ahead of you 103143373328
Michelle @michelle-v.bsky.social · 04/03/2026just drove past a chevy kruze with the license plate BTS RMY and honestly if I was a cop I’d be pulling them over bc I know they have minimum 4 illegal guns 010
Reposted by MichelleMichael DeForge @michaeldeforge.bsky.social · 18/02/2026made fan art for my favourite horror movie 6077712882
Michelle @michelle-v.bsky.social · 16/02/2026everyone be more normal about emerald fennell challenge 010
Michelle @michelle-v.bsky.social · 11/02/2026had three margaritas with my parents and stress bought Bernadette Peters tickets 000
Reposted by Michellelaurel yanny @drlaurelyanny.bsky.social · 14/12/2025jesus covers god's "the bible" 23611
Michelle @michelle-v.bsky.social · 12/12/2025sometimes I watch a horror movie and I’m like… I lowkey think some of you people need to go to jail 010
Michelle @michelle-v.bsky.social · 09/12/2025I deserve to see Doja Cat perform Adelaide’s Lament before either of us die 010
Michelle @michelle-v.bsky.social · 19/11/2025rewatching rhony s7 and just kicking my feet and giggling 000
Michelle @michelle-v.bsky.social · 15/10/2025caught up on RHOSLC and muzzy when I find you, you miserable rat ass………….. 030
Michelle @michelle-v.bsky.social · 14/10/2025those people that call immediately to let you know they sent you an email 000
Michelle @michelle-v.bsky.social · 27/08/2025the Swifties acting like they’re a marginalized people today for being excited about Taylor’s engagement are kinda giving Betty Who saying she feels illegal for dating a man tbh 010
Michelle @michelle-v.bsky.social · 13/08/2025nothing makes me more relieved to not have kids than overhearing a mom hit her 7 year old son with a fourth “that’s crazy” during a 15 minute rambling Minecraft infodump 000
Michelle @michelle-v.bsky.social · 12/08/2025i want to follow the tragic freaks on that ai boyfriend subreddit soooo bad but i fear my algorithms would never recover 100
Michelle @michelle-v.bsky.social · 02/08/2025constant girls nights out, solo vacations with your family, “date nights” with your child, a liiiiittle too into Taylor Swift… baby that man is sleeping elsewhere and I can smell it 031
Michelle @michelle-v.bsky.social · 02/08/2025looove those tense few months on the edge of my seat just waiting for someone you follow on IG to finally announce their divorce 010
Michelle @michelle-v.bsky.social · 04/07/2025as if enough people didn’t piss me off today, ig stories had to go and add that fuck ass new font 010
Reposted by Michellerowan finn 🐚 @bigoldeels.bsky.social · 08/06/2025happy pride friends, keep blooming where you're not wanted 🌈 24520
Michelle @michelle-v.bsky.social · 04/05/2025no one talks about how much they loooove cheese like a 110 lb adult woman 030
Michelle @michelle-v.bsky.social · 28/04/2025watching Northanger Abbey (1987) for the first timemedia.tenor.coma woman is crying and saying `` this is crazy '' while sitting next to a man .ALT: a woman is crying and saying `` this is crazy '' while sitting next to a man . 000
Michelle @michelle-v.bsky.social · 04/04/2025how it feels to do the best you can with what you’ve got 040
Michelle @michelle-v.bsky.social · 01/04/2025idk what this makes me sound like but this “girlhood” shit from 40 year old women needs to stop 010
Michelle @michelle-v.bsky.social · 28/03/2025someone really dumped 12 gallons of this shit into the st. louis drinking water this week 050
Michelle @michelle-v.bsky.social · 23/03/2025I feel like minimum 20% of my IG follows are in Japan rn 030
Michelle @michelle-v.bsky.social · 22/03/2025but my unwashed water bottle microorganisms are my friends 010
Michelle @michelle-v.bsky.social · 21/03/2025the audacity of man never on greater display than when a top chef contestant makes a risotto 010
Michelle @michelle-v.bsky.social · 19/03/2025btw my dad’s latest idiosyncrasy is that he’s decided his new drink is a grey goose and 7up and every server/bartender keeps giving him the wrong drink presumably bc they can’t believe a 78 year old man is actually ordering that 031
Michelle @michelle-v.bsky.social · 19/03/2025really so upsetting that he talks exactly like my father 010
Michelle @michelle-v.bsky.social · 10/03/2025she said “I think I’LL try defying gravity” 🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️ 040
Reposted by MichelleCadaver Daddy-O @cadaverdaddyo.bsky.social · 09/03/2025stone cold steve austism 041
Reposted by Michellebo(o)dacious 👻 @b0dacious.bsky.social · 07/03/2025I hope she brings a gun to the final roundtable. #TheTraitorsUS 1755
