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Michele Mancioppi

@michele.dash0.com
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Head of Product Dash0. Making observability easy. Product Manager by day, Engineer by night.

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Michele Mancioppi @michele.dash0.com · 30/09/2026
I was jolted awake by this thought btw.
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Michele Mancioppi @michele.dash0.com · 30/09/2026
If on Twitter it was tweeting, here on Bluesky is it bleating?
A cartoonish, cute blue sheep with a blue butterfly on sitting on its head.
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Michele Mancioppi @michele.dash0.com · 19/08/2026
Art
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Michele Mancioppi @michele.dash0.com · 03/08/2026
All the king’s horses and all the king’s men
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Michele Mancioppi @michele.dash0.com · 12/06/2026
The regular corruption of TTY terminals in Mac OS is the BSOD of our times, but for my beloved Claude.
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Michele Mancioppi @michele.dash0.com · 02/05/2026
“Kill your darlings” is valid for public speaking too unfortunate. And the plot that meeds to be forwarded is in the head of the audience.
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Michele Mancioppi @michele.dash0.com · 03/04/2026
This
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Michele Mancioppi @michele.dash0.com · 03/04/2026
Marianna’s Trench needs a dedicated OS
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Michele Mancioppi @michele.dash0.com · 03/04/2026
I thought their status is why we have the rocket emoji
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Michele Mancioppi @michele.dash0.com · 30/03/2026
@drruler.bsky.social it just came to me: I do not recall a snark about a game titled “WarHAMMER” having un-hammered the hammer faction. But I must be misremembering.
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Michele Mancioppi @michele.dash0.com · 13/03/2026
I am hugging my Mac Mini right now
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Michele Mancioppi @michele.dash0.com · 13/03/2026
I do hope that the industry will find a way to make the math check out. As a very experienced software developer, I can state with full confidence that good AI coding agents are absolute game changers.
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Michele Mancioppi @michele.dash0.com · 02/03/2026
Yes, we do
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Severin Neumann @svrnm.com · 28/02/2026
From the Norwegian Consumer Council: „The Enshittificator“ vimeo.com/1168468796?f... — make it shitty 😭
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The Enshittificator
Digital products and services keep getting worse. In the new report Breaking Free: Pathways to a fair technological future, the Norwegian Consumer Council has delved…
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Michele Mancioppi @michele.dash0.com · 14/02/2026
Oh no
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Michele Mancioppi @michele.dash0.com · 07/01/2026
Awesome on the giving end of the milling. Less so on the receiving end.
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Michele Mancioppi @michele.dash0.com · 07/01/2026
I am going to carbon-date myself
MtG Vexing Arcanix, Ice Age set
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OpenTelemetry @opentelemetry.io · 06/01/2026
New year resolution: Connect with the #OpenTelemetry community IRL ✨ OTel Unplugged EU - Feb 2 in Brussels → Unconference format → You pick the topics → Direct maintainer access → Real roadmap influence 1 month out. Limited spots: buff.ly/aaUyQsx RT if you're attending or thinking about it!
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Michele Mancioppi @michele.dash0.com · 04/01/2026
Now or never
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Michele Mancioppi @michele.dash0.com · 28/12/2025
Peeps, upvote this please. I need it in my life ASAP! beta.ideas.lego.com/product-idea...
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Macross VF-1J Valkyrie | LEGO® Ideas
The VF-1 Valkyrie is one of the most iconic anime mecha designs ever created. This model is inspired by the VF-1J Valkyrie piloted by Hikaru Ichijyo from the le…
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Michele Mancioppi @michele.dash0.com · 25/12/2025
Just the tiniest of slights
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Michele Mancioppi @michele.dash0.com · 13/12/2025
But if you do not get the lore about the five-volumes epic tale of how the long lost grandmother’s journey through the great depression was saved by this very recipe for mac&cheese, what’s even the point.
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Michele Mancioppi @michele.dash0.com · 10/12/2025
KubeCon breaks many many hearts
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Michele Mancioppi @michele.dash0.com · 05/12/2025
Win-win
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Michele Mancioppi @michele.dash0.com · 03/12/2025
They are way easier* done if you always think in delta temporality. * nope, not easy, not ever
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Michele Mancioppi @michele.dash0.com · 03/12/2025
Even with sampling, metrics win. If you enjoy temporality, wait until you get a gulp of metrics aggregation (spatial or temporal, equally fun).
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Michele Mancioppi @michele.dash0.com · 23/11/2025
Honestly, even when pre-sliced.
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Michele Mancioppi @michele.dash0.com · 14/11/2025
Darwin Awards, cloud-native style
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Dash0 @dash0.com · 13/11/2025
Last day of #KubeConNA 2025! 🎨 Meet The Artist, the final (but not least!) Agent0 MtG card celebrating the launch of Agent0. In Dash0, The Artist builds and maintains dashboards and alert rules for you. In MtG, it creates and buffs constructs to help you win. Find The Artist at Booth 710!
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The New Stack @thenewstack.io · 11/11/2025
Generative AI is transforming software observability, moving beyond static dashboards to conversational troubleshooting and intelligent telemetry analysis. By @michele.dash0.com, thanks to CNCF and @dash0.com
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An Observability Veteran on AI's 'Intoxicating' Potential
Generative AI is transforming software observability, moving beyond static dashboards to conversational troubleshooting and intelligent telemetry analysis.
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Michele Mancioppi @michele.dash0.com · 08/11/2025
Come and see what we cooked up! #Observability #MagicTheGathering #OpenTelemetry
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Michele Mancioppi @michele.dash0.com · 08/11/2025
I am looking forward to this year’s sockrupcy. Unfortunately, it’s always next month.
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Michele Mancioppi @michele.dash0.com · 03/11/2025
I am guessing there were intense negotiations about Observability 3.5
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Michele Mancioppi @michele.dash0.com · 03/11/2025
Honeycomb?
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Dash0 @dash0.com · 28/10/2025
Sometimes the best ideas start as simple questions. 💭 That’s how #OpenTelemetry for Dummies - Dash0 Special Edition by Ayooluwa Isaiah and @kaspernissen.xyz was born, to make #observability a little more human, a little clearer, and a little more fun. Free download → www.dash0.com/lp/opentelem...
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Michele Mancioppi @michele.dash0.com · 25/10/2025
Two groups of five plus three
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Michele Mancioppi @michele.dash0.com · 22/10/2025
I guess it’s finally settled, then.
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Michele Mancioppi @michele.dash0.com · 13/10/2025
So, this?
A picture of Mel Brooks as Yogurt in Spaceballs. Like Yoda, but golden.
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Michele Mancioppi @michele.dash0.com · 12/10/2025
It’s not supposed to?
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Michele Mancioppi @michele.dash0.com · 05/10/2025
I draw the line at having to explain for the fifth time that the Vitruvian Man is entirely in the public domain.
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Michele Mancioppi @michele.dash0.com · 02/10/2025
Yes but soon the casket will be able to answer
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Michele Mancioppi @michele.dash0.com · 26/09/2025
Came here to post this
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Michele Mancioppi @michele.dash0.com · 24/09/2025
Also: imagine the bottle callbacks if AWS put out that statement
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Michele Mancioppi @michele.dash0.com · 24/09/2025
As the saying goes: “Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by incontinence”
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Michele Mancioppi @michele.dash0.com · 24/09/2025
Emergency unscheduled cooling
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Michele Mancioppi @michele.dash0.com · 23/09/2025
I have an intense need of knowing the weapon of choice. And it might well be “happy little trees”.
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Michele Mancioppi @michele.dash0.com · 19/09/2025
I am upping the ante
The “man with butterfly” meme: the man representing Google looks at a beautiful butterfly, which is the next service they will snuff out, and wonder if what they are doing counts as Product Management
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Michele Mancioppi @michele.dash0.com · 04/09/2025
I was hoping for a “That’s VILE” at the end
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Kasper Borg Nissen @kaspernissen.xyz · 04/09/2025
From my years as a #PlatformEngineer I learned #observability is twofold: watching the infra and enabling devs. We nailed the first, but not the second - that inspired this free course I've built together with @michele.dash0.com and PlatformEnginnering.org! Sign up now! @dash0.com
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Observability for Platform Engineering
Gain a solid foundation of modern observability in platform engineering, from essential concepts to practical tooling. Learn to simplify telemetry, navigate open-source solutions, and enforce effectiv...
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Michele Mancioppi @michele.dash0.com · 27/08/2025
I laughed way too hard at this
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