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Michele Mancioppi

@michele.dash0.com
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Head of Product Dash0. Making observability easy. Product Manager by day, Engineer by night.

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Michele Mancioppi @michele.dash0.com · 30/09/2026
If on Twitter it was tweeting, here on Bluesky is it bleating?
A cartoonish, cute blue sheep with a blue butterfly on sitting on its head.
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Michele Mancioppi @michele.dash0.com · 07/01/2026
I am going to carbon-date myself
MtG Vexing Arcanix, Ice Age set
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Michele Mancioppi @michele.dash0.com · 13/10/2025
So, this?
A picture of Mel Brooks as Yogurt in Spaceballs. Like Yoda, but golden.
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Michele Mancioppi @michele.dash0.com · 19/09/2025
I am upping the ante
The “man with butterfly” meme: the man representing Google looks at a beautiful butterfly, which is the next service they will snuff out, and wonder if what they are doing counts as Product Management
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Michele Mancioppi @michele.dash0.com · 02/08/2025
I expect a seed round large enough to build a trap at least this big.
A picture of a Mickey Mouse impersonation in custom. It’s big.
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Michele Mancioppi @michele.dash0.com · 06/04/2025
@martindotnet.bsky.social next time also bring a sticker that smells of Febreze please and thank you
The image of a bottle of Febreze
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Michele Mancioppi @michele.dash0.com · 08/01/2025
Some days be like
Darth Vader “I find your lack of faith disturbing” meme, but instead of being upset about faith in the Sith religion, Darth Vader is unhappy about the lack of compliance of OpenTelemetry (stable) semantic conventions in native instrumentations
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Michele Mancioppi @michele.dash0.com · 02/12/2024
The consistency of the questionable track record of public transport in Germany sometimes makes it all work out. (Everything delayed, so I still got my connection. Also, those 14 minutes from train to S-Bahn in Stuttgart... “21” in Stuttgart 21 was not supposed to mean the transit time.)
A breakdown of my travel timetable from Karlsruhe to Stuttgart Airport. First, it says the train 11 minutes late. So I would not manage to make my 14 (!?!) minutes connection time from Train to S-Bahn. But then, in a very German twist, the S-Bahn is late too, so it works out despite what the app said.
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