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Michael Shackleton

@michaelshackleton.bsky.social
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Proud to come from Teesside. Let’s have a cup of tea. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

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Michael Shackleton @michaelshackleton.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Wish I’d rewatched the Maradona doc before I’d come to Naples.
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Michael Shackleton @michaelshackleton.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Arrived in Naples. Hoped to find the Italy game on tv but the telly in the apartment only has odd English channels and there’s a 24/7 Homes Under The Hammer one.
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Michael Shackleton @michaelshackleton.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Privatise the rail industry and the only winners will be the consumer… Booked seats which have been double booked on one train out of Euston to Manchester - no aircon in this part of the train - had to ask staff to get my pregnant wife a seat. What a lot of wins.
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Michael Shackleton @michaelshackleton.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Someone’s been sticking Boro stuff up in Manchester… Saw this on my way to work today.
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Michael Shackleton @michaelshackleton.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Nephew did fall asleep at 1-0 though.
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Michael Shackleton @michaelshackleton.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Marcus Rashford wearing a hat so plain I did a “graphic design” on it.
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Michael Shackleton @michaelshackleton.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Watch Sewing Bee for the wholesome friendships and creativity, stay for the mad monkey.
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Michael Shackleton @michaelshackleton.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I might make one of these style T-shirts for Burgzorg. Flashes of brilliance and flashes of falling over. Seems like a lovely bloke.
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Michael Shackleton @michaelshackleton.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Massive recommend for this. An animated documentary all about what it’s really like to be a refugee without all the bristling falsehoods from some media outlets. It’s a fantastic piece of work well worth anyone’s time. It’s on Disney and I could not take my eyes off it. Beautiful and sad.
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Michael Shackleton @michaelshackleton.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
If the Boro official account doesn’t remake this video in the next few days I am going to be LIVID. Your move @mfc.co.uk #utb
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Michael Shackleton @michaelshackleton.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
This will be the last England based post for a while because I am now broadly over the disappointment from Wednesday and considering buying a new Boro shirt BUT you simply cannot say stuff like this having not selected the sorts of midfielders who can control the game.
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Michael Shackleton @michaelshackleton.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Made a silly thing inspired by @countbinface.bsky.social
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Michael Shackleton @michaelshackleton.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
I mean I suppose I should be thankful that I won’t have to postpone making my tea. Defensively we’ve been all over the shop. No control in midfield. Rice looks like our best right back somehow. Kane is undeniable.
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Michael Shackleton @michaelshackleton.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
They are in serious danger of overusing Freed From Desire at the World Cup. This is how you use it… #ourwedding
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Michael Shackleton @michaelshackleton.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Just scored Mam #england
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Michael Shackleton @michaelshackleton.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Spent the last few hours thinking about this photo. “Boy oh boy, that dame sure is swell”
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Michael Shackleton @michaelshackleton.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
This bit in particular… “Yes we did cheat but obtained no benefit from cheating” - Let’s just allow all cheating then and assume that there’ll be no advantage over time from any of it. Great stance.
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Michael Shackleton @michaelshackleton.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Phil Stamp having a worldie on Facebook.
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Michael Shackleton @michaelshackleton.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
A story in four parts. Thought we tried our best, Conway a massive miss, need to build on this season next time with this coaching staff at the helm. UNLESS City get relegated on their financial misdemeanours and we get promoted that way… As ever #utb
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Michael Shackleton @michaelshackleton.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
I am on my way. LET’S GOOOOO #utb
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Michael Shackleton @michaelshackleton.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Made some content. Yes I work in design.
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Michael Shackleton @michaelshackleton.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Heck of a week in the bank. Steady as she goes tonight before the early train to London in the morning #settingsomanyalarms #utb
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Michael Shackleton @michaelshackleton.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Hey Siri, show me a photo of a nice man who can’t believe how much of a cunt someone else is…
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Michael Shackleton @michaelshackleton.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Got the sweatbands on. Let’s go.
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Michael Shackleton @michaelshackleton.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Bit of a slam for Savannah.
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Michael Shackleton @michaelshackleton.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Good point. The whole “my arms have somehow ended up around this bloke in a bear hug” look of confusion 😆. I think the shirt grab by Todibo clinches it’s a foul for me but it should be enforced more consistently.
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Michael Shackleton @michaelshackleton.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Loved being at the match - South stand atmosphere was amazing - deserved to win that. Hoarse now #utb
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Michael Shackleton @michaelshackleton.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Puressence at Manchester Academy tonight. They sort of always felt like my indie band and got me through my early 20s. James Mudriczki still has a banging voice and they played loads of the songs that meant the most to me. Lovely crowd, a few tears and a husky voice for me now…
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Michael Shackleton @michaelshackleton.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Huge recommend for this film if you see it anywhere. Gloriously funny and heartwarming and uplifting.
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Michael Shackleton @michaelshackleton.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Got the big guns out to help us to a confidence boosting win later.
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Michael Shackleton @michaelshackleton.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Leicester’s demise and Chelsea anti ownership fan rumblings reminded me how glad I am we have Steve Gibson in charge but also of this video from the cup final that Leicester won against Chelsea. Lots to enjoy. I think my favourite character is the old lad in the blue top near the end. Art.
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Michael Shackleton @michaelshackleton.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Watched this again earlier. I think it’s still pretty timeless. Basically an advert for community and connection and getting outside. I love it more every time I watch it. Some of the background stuff and running jokes are flawlessly done.
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Michael Shackleton @michaelshackleton.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
I’m going to send this to the White House if that’s what we’re doing with all our accolades.
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Michael Shackleton @michaelshackleton.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Wrote a silly poem about Ruben Amorim and #manunited on my Footballer Poem account…
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Michael Shackleton @michaelshackleton.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Luke Littler is VERY good at darts. Amazing stuff. A last post for this silly thing I made. #pdcworldchampionship #darts #mentalhealth
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Michael Shackleton @michaelshackleton.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Especially a 6 fingered man.
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Michael Shackleton @michaelshackleton.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Made a silly little video for the lads at the #darts…
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Michael Shackleton @michaelshackleton.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
Tense afternoon for my absolute favourite person up ahead.
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Michael Shackleton @michaelshackleton.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
HUGE recommend for this. A really interesting documentary about Dene Michaels from Black Lace.
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Michael Shackleton @michaelshackleton.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
My pensioner look.
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Michael Shackleton @michaelshackleton.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Nice to see Twitter being ever so nice and rational at half time… #utb
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Michael Shackleton @michaelshackleton.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
I’d like to have seen this alleged informal presentation given by Raphaël Wicky to the Boro higher ups. I’d also like to know how he delivered it. #utb
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Michael Shackleton @michaelshackleton.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
A Watford supporting mate saw this on Reddit (I think written by @thisismcfee.bsky.social) so I’m posting it here too. 24 Rob Edwards platitudes. #utb
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Michael Shackleton @michaelshackleton.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
Wrote a poem about the multiSteve Blackpool announcement. www.instagram.com/footballerpo...
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Michael Shackleton @michaelshackleton.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
He didn’t come on and shout “Adrian!” at the final whistle but WHAT A SHINER. Nicked the photo of George off Hayden Hackney’s Instagram… #utb
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Michael Shackleton @michaelshackleton.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Wrote a poem about our gorgeous new manager… #utb www.instagram.com/footballerpo...
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Michael Shackleton @michaelshackleton.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Just the ten new posts which all seems very similar about the new manager.
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Michael Shackleton @michaelshackleton.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
You had one job.
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Michael Shackleton @michaelshackleton.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Regardless of whether we scrape into the playoffs today or not, this excellent section of writing by @jonathanliew.bsky.social is absolutely bang on. Boro are bang out of luck geographically, financially and chronologically. We’re probably doing well to be where we are. #utb
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Michael Shackleton @michaelshackleton.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Been pointed out to me that AI will make up the back story to a phrase if you type one into Google and add the word ‘meaning’ at the end.
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