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Michael Rose

@michaelrose.bsky.social
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Journalist trying something new. Formerly of DC and Montgomery County, now in Sunnyside, Queens. Theater, TV & culture enthusiast. 🏳️‍🌈

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Michael Rose @michaelrose.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
well not YET anyway but it's only 5 pm!
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Michael Rose @michaelrose.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
just got vaxed, but I wouldn't necessarily say I'm relaxed
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Michael Rose @michaelrose.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Did they just All Lives Matter these peppers??
Box of red peppers with a sign that says "all peppers are sweet"
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Michael Rose @michaelrose.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Theater (complimentary)
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Michael Rose @michaelrose.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Maybe FBI in this case stands for Fudge Blackberry Ice Cream (a new viral flavor that you don't think will work but does)
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Michael Rose @michaelrose.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Do they have names? Does he talk to them?
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Michael Rose @michaelrose.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
whenever anyone claims there haven't been any worthwhile technological advancements in recent decades I'd like to point them to "undo send" in gmail
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Michael Rose @michaelrose.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Why does this look like a McSweeney's post
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Michael Rose @michaelrose.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I quite enjoy pretending that granola bars are healthy
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Michael Rose @michaelrose.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This doesn't really seem like the storm we were promised tbh
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Michael Rose @michaelrose.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Just talking up the movie CROSSING DELANCEY at the gay bar at 1 am, as you do
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Michael Rose @michaelrose.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Just discovered that the regular sized M&M packs at my local Walgreens are locked up (along with a lot of other candy) but the large size movie theater style M&Ms in a box are not locked up. Make it make sense.
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Michael Rose @michaelrose.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Well now I'm intrigued lol
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Michael Rose @michaelrose.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
maybe they are trying to contrast with The Odyssey, where everyone spoke in "modern" English? But it does read oddly
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Michael Rose @michaelrose.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
hosting the thundah from down undah in my conno in toronno
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Michael Rose @michaelrose.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Just came across a LinkedIn post in which someone mourning Duncan Sheik praised, among other things, his "personal brand" lol
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Michael Rose @michaelrose.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Frankly I'm a little skeptical of heterosexuals who get excited about Fat Bear Week
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Michael Rose @michaelrose.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Lots of old NYC buildings too! (Mine)
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Michael Rose @michaelrose.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I'm going to my 25th reunion in a few weeks and am real curious!! I suspect I may be disappointed
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Michael Rose @michaelrose.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Kraft just gave $10M to Brandeis to establish a new "Center for Jewish Life" on campus and I find myself as an alum really wanting to be all Star Wars meme "so the Center for Jewish Life will include anti/nonzionist/leftist Jews, right? Right?" to him, sigh
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Michael Rose @michaelrose.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
can we please call it on the phrase "highs, lows and whoas" on award show recaps, tysm
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Michael Rose @michaelrose.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Nooooooo
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Michael Rose @michaelrose.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I saw TEENAGE SEX AND DEATH AT CAMP MIASMA yesterday and was worried about the gore/gross out factor but THE PITT grosses me out WAY more lol (I love The Pitt)
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Michael Rose @michaelrose.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Lol I really did not like DTF St. Louis and stopped watching halfway through
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Michael Rose @michaelrose.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I don't speak dragon show language
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Michael Rose @michaelrose.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Really really bad
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Michael Rose @michaelrose.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
WTF is "Margot's Got Money Troubles"? I've literally never heard of it
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Michael Rose @michaelrose.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It's weird that it's on Monday so it's understandable tbh
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Michael Rose @michaelrose.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Oh wow lol
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Michael Rose @michaelrose.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
A fancy Upper East Side lady was big mad that Orwasher's only had round and not braided challah this week ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Shanah tovah!
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Michael Rose @michaelrose.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I don't know what's wrong with me but all too often I hear "Talarico" and want to sing it to the tune/cadence of "Fergalicious"
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Michael Rose @michaelrose.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
You and me? We get by on our WITS on here
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Michael Rose @michaelrose.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Wow.
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Michael Rose @michaelrose.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Some personal news: drove by a fried chicken place in Connecticut called TWIN BEAKS, didn't get a pic, you'll just have to believe me
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Michael Rose @michaelrose.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Omg a viral tweet!!
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Michael Rose @michaelrose.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Hahaha
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Michael Rose @michaelrose.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Tonight I drove across the longest wooden bridge in the United States! (Windsor VT to Cornish NH)
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Michael Rose @michaelrose.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I cannot get invested in Odyssey Translation Drama I went and saw the movie and liked it, that's enough discourse for me on this matter
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Michael Rose @michaelrose.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I am on a mini vacation in Vermont but it has rained all day today so I went to see COYOTE VS. ACME in this incredible 1938 art deco movie theater in Brattleboro
Movie theater with Greek-influenced architectural elements around the screen and on the walls, seen from the balconySame movie theater with the blue ceiling more visible, it also has art on it representing the signs of the zodiac
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Michael Rose @michaelrose.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Bring back I don't know her dot gif
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Michael Rose @michaelrose.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
the other night I found a food truck in Astoria that only sold sweets from the Middle East (guy was from Palestine) -- many kinds of baklava, various pistachio things -- and they were pretty great
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Michael Rose @michaelrose.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Roses are red Australia is far
screenshot from Reddit: "A mouse ate some of this magic mushroom chocolate bar" and a photo of the package with said bar, the corner of which has been nibbled away
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Michael Rose @michaelrose.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
my laundromat only has the latter, which reveals I do not have laundry in my apartment
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Michael Rose @michaelrose.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
but were they PORCELAIN FOUNTAINS www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oofd...
youtube.com
Mike's Fountainry - SNL
YouTube video by Saturday Night Live
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Michael Rose @michaelrose.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
maybe they otter find a different term
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Michael Rose @michaelrose.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
cuminmaxxing
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Michael Rose @michaelrose.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
she cooked (with cumin)
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Michael Rose @michaelrose.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Logged on late, had to type "cart" in the search bar
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Michael Rose @michaelrose.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
quite the jawline!
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Michael Rose @michaelrose.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
The only thing keeping me going this week are the good farmers market peaches
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