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Michael Rose

@michaelrose.bsky.social
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Journalist trying something new. Formerly of DC and Montgomery County, now in Sunnyside, Queens. Theater, TV & culture enthusiast. 🏳️‍🌈

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Michael Rose @michaelrose.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
just got vaxed, but I wouldn't necessarily say I'm relaxed
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Michael Rose @michaelrose.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Did they just All Lives Matter these peppers??
Box of red peppers with a sign that says "all peppers are sweet"
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Michael Rose @michaelrose.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
whenever anyone claims there haven't been any worthwhile technological advancements in recent decades I'd like to point them to "undo send" in gmail
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Michael Rose @michaelrose.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Why does this look like a McSweeney's post
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Michael Rose @michaelrose.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I quite enjoy pretending that granola bars are healthy
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Michael Rose @michaelrose.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This doesn't really seem like the storm we were promised tbh
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Michael Rose @michaelrose.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Just talking up the movie CROSSING DELANCEY at the gay bar at 1 am, as you do
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Michael Rose @michaelrose.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Just discovered that the regular sized M&M packs at my local Walgreens are locked up (along with a lot of other candy) but the large size movie theater style M&Ms in a box are not locked up. Make it make sense.
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Michael Rose @michaelrose.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Just came across a LinkedIn post in which someone mourning Duncan Sheik praised, among other things, his "personal brand" lol
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Michael Rose @michaelrose.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Frankly I'm a little skeptical of heterosexuals who get excited about Fat Bear Week
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Michael Rose @michaelrose.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
can we please call it on the phrase "highs, lows and whoas" on award show recaps, tysm
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Michael Rose @michaelrose.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I saw TEENAGE SEX AND DEATH AT CAMP MIASMA yesterday and was worried about the gore/gross out factor but THE PITT grosses me out WAY more lol (I love The Pitt)
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Michael Rose @michaelrose.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Lol I really did not like DTF St. Louis and stopped watching halfway through
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Michael Rose @michaelrose.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I don't speak dragon show language
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Michael Rose @michaelrose.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
WTF is "Margot's Got Money Troubles"? I've literally never heard of it
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Michael Rose @michaelrose.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
A fancy Upper East Side lady was big mad that Orwasher's only had round and not braided challah this week ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Shanah tovah!
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Michael Rose @michaelrose.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I don't know what's wrong with me but all too often I hear "Talarico" and want to sing it to the tune/cadence of "Fergalicious"
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Michael Rose @michaelrose.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Some personal news: drove by a fried chicken place in Connecticut called TWIN BEAKS, didn't get a pic, you'll just have to believe me
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Michael Rose @michaelrose.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I cannot get invested in Odyssey Translation Drama I went and saw the movie and liked it, that's enough discourse for me on this matter
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Michael Rose @michaelrose.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I am on a mini vacation in Vermont but it has rained all day today so I went to see COYOTE VS. ACME in this incredible 1938 art deco movie theater in Brattleboro
Movie theater with Greek-influenced architectural elements around the screen and on the walls, seen from the balconySame movie theater with the blue ceiling more visible, it also has art on it representing the signs of the zodiac
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Michael Rose @michaelrose.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Bring back I don't know her dot gif
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Michael Rose @michaelrose.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
the other night I found a food truck in Astoria that only sold sweets from the Middle East (guy was from Palestine) -- many kinds of baklava, various pistachio things -- and they were pretty great
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Michael Rose @michaelrose.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Roses are red Australia is far
screenshot from Reddit: "A mouse ate some of this magic mushroom chocolate bar" and a photo of the package with said bar, the corner of which has been nibbled away
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Michael Rose @michaelrose.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Logged on late, had to type "cart" in the search bar
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Michael Rose @michaelrose.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
The only thing keeping me going this week are the good farmers market peaches
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Michael Rose @michaelrose.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
dude looks like Temu John Mulaney
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Michael Rose @michaelrose.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
The Republican nominee for senate in Kansas is named TY MASTERSON and I will only be able to think of SKY MASTERSON because I am that kind of homosexual
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Michael Rose @michaelrose.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Ok
Washington Post push alert: "A Post reporter befriended her neighborhood crow - and shares how you can, too"
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Michael Rose @michaelrose.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Tár (2022)
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Michael Rose @michaelrose.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
sometimes I think about how Pirro was one of the more credible people interviewed in THE JINX
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Michael Rose @michaelrose.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
So fam, are we eating lettuce again? Been craving a chicken caesar wrap from the bodega.
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Michael Rose @michaelrose.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
i audibly YELPED
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Michael Rose @michaelrose.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
this seems to be the new trend in men's summer apparel and as a sweaty person it's just never going to be for me.
screenshot from men's clothing brand marketing email: "Go beyond the plain tee this season with knits made for the heat." and a "shop sweaters" button
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Michael Rose @michaelrose.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I'm thinking this weekend it might be Gazpacho Time
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Michael Rose @michaelrose.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
it's...it's the (fake?) backup singers for me
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Michael Rose @michaelrose.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I haven't seen The Odysssey yet because I really want to see it at the big Imax (which I acknowledge may not happen for months, if at all) and I do feel like I'm missing out on a lot of Discourse
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Michael Rose @michaelrose.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I, too, wish to feast on pork and mutton actually I might skip the mutton
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Michael Rose @michaelrose.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Brent Crude sounds like a 70s porn star
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Michael Rose @michaelrose.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Hearing your friends on work calls when you're all working remotely from a summer beach house is a good reminder that you probably have no fuckin idea what your friends actually do for a living
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Michael Rose @michaelrose.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I'm on the train that goes all the way to Montauk and people are packed in CHEEK BY JOWL
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Michael Rose @michaelrose.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
heading for a long weekend on Fire Island tonight and really not thrilled with these conditions not gonna lie
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Michael Rose @michaelrose.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Smokey Air and Poopy Lettuce, a Memoir of Summer
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Michael Rose @michaelrose.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
excellent juxtaposition here
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Michael Rose @michaelrose.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I remember hating the Martin McDonagh play The Pillowman because I'm not into dystopias
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Michael Rose @michaelrose.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
In honor of the news I ate a graham cracker
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Michael Rose @michaelrose.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Union Station DC to home in Sunnyside in less than 4 hours largely thanks to serendipitous Amtrak-LIRR alignment
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Michael Rose @michaelrose.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
You should also be aware that the trivia host said that last night there was a team called "I got 99 Senators but a Mitch ain't one"
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Michael Rose @michaelrose.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I'm at a bar trivia night in DC and there are not one but TWO teams called "Weekend at Mitch's" lol
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Michael Rose @michaelrose.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
literally every time I see this man I think "I can't believe he is younger than me"
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Michael Rose @michaelrose.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I don't think I realized that soap operas were actually...like this
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