Michael Rose @michaelrose.bsky.social · 07/10/2026just got vaxed, but I wouldn't necessarily say I'm relaxed 230
Michael Rose @michaelrose.bsky.social · 30/09/2026whenever anyone claims there haven't been any worthwhile technological advancements in recent decades I'd like to point them to "undo send" in gmail 020
Michael Rose @michaelrose.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I quite enjoy pretending that granola bars are healthy 000
Michael Rose @michaelrose.bsky.social · 26/09/2026This doesn't really seem like the storm we were promised tbh 030
Michael Rose @michaelrose.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Just talking up the movie CROSSING DELANCEY at the gay bar at 1 am, as you do 030
Michael Rose @michaelrose.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Just discovered that the regular sized M&M packs at my local Walgreens are locked up (along with a lot of other candy) but the large size movie theater style M&Ms in a box are not locked up. Make it make sense. 020
Michael Rose @michaelrose.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Just came across a LinkedIn post in which someone mourning Duncan Sheik praised, among other things, his "personal brand" lol 010
Michael Rose @michaelrose.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Frankly I'm a little skeptical of heterosexuals who get excited about Fat Bear Week 011
Michael Rose @michaelrose.bsky.social · 15/09/2026can we please call it on the phrase "highs, lows and whoas" on award show recaps, tysm 000
Michael Rose @michaelrose.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I saw TEENAGE SEX AND DEATH AT CAMP MIASMA yesterday and was worried about the gore/gross out factor but THE PITT grosses me out WAY more lol (I love The Pitt) 000
Michael Rose @michaelrose.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Lol I really did not like DTF St. Louis and stopped watching halfway through 000
Michael Rose @michaelrose.bsky.social · 15/09/2026WTF is "Margot's Got Money Troubles"? I've literally never heard of it 200
Michael Rose @michaelrose.bsky.social · 11/09/2026A fancy Upper East Side lady was big mad that Orwasher's only had round and not braided challah this week ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Shanah tovah! 110
Michael Rose @michaelrose.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I don't know what's wrong with me but all too often I hear "Talarico" and want to sing it to the tune/cadence of "Fergalicious" 020
Michael Rose @michaelrose.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Some personal news: drove by a fried chicken place in Connecticut called TWIN BEAKS, didn't get a pic, you'll just have to believe me 050
Michael Rose @michaelrose.bsky.social · 02/09/2026I cannot get invested in Odyssey Translation Drama I went and saw the movie and liked it, that's enough discourse for me on this matter 210
Michael Rose @michaelrose.bsky.social · 02/09/2026I am on a mini vacation in Vermont but it has rained all day today so I went to see COYOTE VS. ACME in this incredible 1938 art deco movie theater in Brattleboro 270
Michael Rose @michaelrose.bsky.social · 17/08/2026the other night I found a food truck in Astoria that only sold sweets from the Middle East (guy was from Palestine) -- many kinds of baklava, various pistachio things -- and they were pretty great 010
Michael Rose @michaelrose.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Logged on late, had to type "cart" in the search bar 000
Michael Rose @michaelrose.bsky.social · 06/08/2026The only thing keeping me going this week are the good farmers market peaches 010
Michael Rose @michaelrose.bsky.social · 05/08/2026The Republican nominee for senate in Kansas is named TY MASTERSON and I will only be able to think of SKY MASTERSON because I am that kind of homosexual 000
Michael Rose @michaelrose.bsky.social · 03/08/2026sometimes I think about how Pirro was one of the more credible people interviewed in THE JINX 000
Michael Rose @michaelrose.bsky.social · 03/08/2026So fam, are we eating lettuce again? Been craving a chicken caesar wrap from the bodega. 000
Michael Rose @michaelrose.bsky.social · 30/07/2026this seems to be the new trend in men's summer apparel and as a sweaty person it's just never going to be for me. 000
Michael Rose @michaelrose.bsky.social · 30/07/2026I'm thinking this weekend it might be Gazpacho Time 100
Michael Rose @michaelrose.bsky.social · 27/07/2026I haven't seen The Odysssey yet because I really want to see it at the big Imax (which I acknowledge may not happen for months, if at all) and I do feel like I'm missing out on a lot of Discourse 100
Michael Rose @michaelrose.bsky.social · 27/07/2026I, too, wish to feast on pork and mutton actually I might skip the mutton 030
Michael Rose @michaelrose.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Hearing your friends on work calls when you're all working remotely from a summer beach house is a good reminder that you probably have no fuckin idea what your friends actually do for a living 020
Michael Rose @michaelrose.bsky.social · 16/07/2026I'm on the train that goes all the way to Montauk and people are packed in CHEEK BY JOWL 000
Michael Rose @michaelrose.bsky.social · 16/07/2026heading for a long weekend on Fire Island tonight and really not thrilled with these conditions not gonna lie 120
Michael Rose @michaelrose.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Smokey Air and Poopy Lettuce, a Memoir of Summer 030
Michael Rose @michaelrose.bsky.social · 15/07/2026I remember hating the Martin McDonagh play The Pillowman because I'm not into dystopias 000
Michael Rose @michaelrose.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Union Station DC to home in Sunnyside in less than 4 hours largely thanks to serendipitous Amtrak-LIRR alignment 020
Michael Rose @michaelrose.bsky.social · 09/07/2026You should also be aware that the trivia host said that last night there was a team called "I got 99 Senators but a Mitch ain't one" 040
Michael Rose @michaelrose.bsky.social · 09/07/2026I'm at a bar trivia night in DC and there are not one but TWO teams called "Weekend at Mitch's" lol 020
Michael Rose @michaelrose.bsky.social · 07/07/2026literally every time I see this man I think "I can't believe he is younger than me" 010
Michael Rose @michaelrose.bsky.social · 07/07/2026I don't think I realized that soap operas were actually...like this 110