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Michael Klein

@michaelklein.io

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full stack web developer with a focus on UI/UX, lefty, donky-boiiii, 🏳️‍🌈 he/him www.michaelklein.io

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Michael Klein @michaelklein.io · 20h

That's a good head of hair. Keep growing it out!

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Michael Klein @michaelklein.io · 04/10/2026

Quick, fetch The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch

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Michael Klein @michaelklein.io · 01/10/2026

I have no idea who that is

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Michael Klein @michaelklein.io · 01/10/2026

im 40 and look 30 next to him...

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Michael Klein @michaelklein.io · 25/09/2026

Anal is stacked five times, pseudo-randomly twitching out of line.

Michael Klein @michaelklein.io · 24/09/2026

I'm very over it at 40

Michael Klein @michaelklein.io · 18/09/2026

Saying things this idiotic should immediately get you disqualified from Scotus.

Michael Klein @michaelklein.io · 16/09/2026

Today in things that never happened

Michael Klein @michaelklein.io · 16/09/2026

openai.com/research/ver... Confirms as much. Fucking AI slop scammers

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Michael Klein @michaelklein.io · 14/09/2026

But JD Vance is JD Vance without charisma

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Michael Klein @michaelklein.io · 13/09/2026

Honestly if the remake turns it into a starship troopers type satire that'd be great.

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Michael Klein @michaelklein.io · 12/09/2026

youtu.be/s8xAav645hc?... This sums it up nicely. Fuck this grifter

Michael Klein @michaelklein.io · 08/09/2026

She comes across as utterly deranged

Michael Klein @michaelklein.io · 08/09/2026

In Germany we have this term called Fachidioten. I think of that a lot recently

Michael Klein @michaelklein.io · 06/09/2026

My name is Skelehurt (since I turned 30)

Michael Klein @michaelklein.io · 29/08/2026

Should've deported him to el Salvador

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Michael Klein @michaelklein.io · 29/08/2026

Yesss

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Michael Klein @michaelklein.io · 25/08/2026

That lady should perhaps have her degree revoked

Michael Klein @michaelklein.io · 24/08/2026

holy fucking shiiiiit

Michael Klein @michaelklein.io · 23/08/2026

I had a biology teacher in high school who I think of her own accord did a unit about critical thinking with us and this was exactly how she started. She also discussed intelligent design nonsense with us which I think was pretty rare in Germany in the early 2000s

Michael Klein @michaelklein.io · 21/08/2026

Introducing the meme dash ☰

Michael Klein @michaelklein.io · 21/08/2026

The forbidden burrito

Michael Klein @michaelklein.io · 21/08/2026

Albert and Jan tend to run into walls

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Shecky @shecky.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Kevin passed about an hour ago. The time to find his cats a home IS now, and I'm not one step closer to finding it. Please, friends.

Michael Klein @michaelklein.io · 17/08/2026

Halleluja!

Michael Klein @michaelklein.io · 17/08/2026

Men?

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Michael Klein @michaelklein.io · 16/08/2026

What song did the Sirens sing in The Odyssey? Wrong answers only.

Coldplay - True Love [new album Ghost Stories song]

YouTube video by Yob98

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Michael Klein @michaelklein.io · 15/08/2026

Damn. Big forest fire in Belgium so bad we can smell and see the smoke 100km away here in Germany. Outside is like it's slightly foggy. Hope they get it under control and nobody gets seriously hurt 😔

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Michael Klein @michaelklein.io · 15/08/2026

Futurama answered that for us youtube.com/shorts/ekzcx...

Fry drinks 100 cups of coffee #futurama #shorts

YouTube video by Dis N chantment

Michael Klein @michaelklein.io · 14/08/2026

I liked that it looked a lot like it was made like a ship. Stands to reason they would've had shipwrights with them that would be helping to make it.

Michael Klein @michaelklein.io · 14/08/2026

I think that's why most cartoons etc depict it with wheels - cause that depiction is really hard to believe 😅 (yes I know it never existed)

Michael Klein @michaelklein.io · 14/08/2026

Damn it's too late now otherwise I'd have added that to mine too 😁

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Michael Klein @michaelklein.io · 14/08/2026

SadLittleBitchWithNoFriends.com Love this for him

sadlittlebitchwithnofriends.com

Who wants to help Cards Against Humanity f*** with Elon Musk?

We got Musk off our land. Let's build a monument to remind him he's a sad little b**** with no friends.

Michael Klein @michaelklein.io · 13/08/2026

He's not service any sort of protective service right now.

Michael Klein @michaelklein.io · 13/08/2026

Expedition 33 The story is so intriguing but I just don't enjoy the gameplay, especially the combat system (hate the manual aiming).

Michael Klein @michaelklein.io · 13/08/2026

I'm in the same boat.

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Michael Klein @michaelklein.io · 12/08/2026

I will let you know I'm 39 actually!

Michael Klein @michaelklein.io · 10/08/2026

Okay I'll listen to Dungeon crawler Karl ffs

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Michael Klein @michaelklein.io · 10/08/2026

I thought that the use of sound, music and lightning when the Cyclops first appeared was genius and genuinely scary. You really were on the edge of your seat.

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Michael Klein @michaelklein.io · 08/08/2026

v-max is the big sister of V'ger

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Michael Klein @michaelklein.io · 05/08/2026

I suppose statistically anybody could get lucky but what does that prove and it's obviously not what they mean to imply...

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Michael Klein @michaelklein.io · 04/08/2026

Nobody can stop the shipping velociraptor

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Michael Klein @michaelklein.io · 03/08/2026

Saw the movie yesterday. Loved it. Not sure it needed to be r rated

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Michael Klein @michaelklein.io · 02/08/2026

I believe he's not in it? Which would make this post even more funny

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Ky @ky.fyi · 02/08/2026

Hey friends. Still looking for work!

Michael Klein @michaelklein.io · 02/08/2026

And once again I see another piece of evidence

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Michael Klein @michaelklein.io · 02/08/2026

Just saw the Odyssey. What a movie.

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Michael Klein @michaelklein.io · 31/07/2026

Yes they're incompetent, I just don't think these models are actually capable of doing something like this without being promoted but it doesn't matter either way

Michael Klein @michaelklein.io · 31/07/2026

I'm sure they built shit security but you can't convince me this isn't all just stunts for publicity

Michael Klein @michaelklein.io · 30/07/2026

Wolfgang Hohlbein averages about 4 to 5 books per year and afaik that involves voice recognition software, editors and what not. 30 in 18 months though??

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