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Michael Klein

@michaelklein.io
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full stack web developer with a focus on UI/UX, lefty, donky-boiiii, 🏳️‍🌈 he/him www.michaelklein.io

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Michael Klein @michaelklein.io · 25/09/2026
Anal is stacked five times, pseudo-randomly twitching out of line.
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Michael Klein @michaelklein.io · 03/07/2026
Lol AI is so good. If you google the actor who plays the smiley monster in From, it conflates him and an author of the same name in the ai summary. Uses his picture, her pronouns and describes this Frankenstein amalgam as both being the author and the actor.
Google AI summary for Jamie McGuire. Conflating the actor playing the smiley monster in From and an author of the same name. Uses his picture, her pronouns and describes this Frankenstein amalgam as both being the author and the actor.
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Michael Klein @michaelklein.io · 20/06/2026
That tag line is so damn accurate
Mental age: 30. Not mature, just really tired.
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Michael Klein @michaelklein.io · 17/06/2026
I literally just returned from a concert and have a wound on my collarbone from where a plastic cup from the crowd hit me
Wound on my collarbone
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Michael Klein @michaelklein.io · 13/06/2026
A view through my garden at the woods and greenery behind it
A view through my garden at the woods and greenery behind it
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Michael Klein @michaelklein.io · 24/05/2026
Repost with the Russian agent who spies on your posts
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Michael Klein @michaelklein.io · 01/05/2026
I don't understand the goblin thing

And at this point I'm too afraid to ask
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Michael Klein @michaelklein.io · 21/04/2026
We also have Käseigel to accompany the Mettigel
Small hedgehogs made from raw pork and a big hedgehog made from cheese and grapes on worden picks
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Michael Klein @michaelklein.io · 21/04/2026
Mettigel... It's a hedgehog formed from raw pork with olive eyes, cornichon legs and raw onion spines.
Tbh I love it but also yikes
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Michael Klein @michaelklein.io · 18/04/2026
If you see this, quote with a picture of you in glasses
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Michael Klein @michaelklein.io · 05/04/2026
A kid masquerading as the puppet from the film SAW
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Michael Klein @michaelklein.io · 18/03/2026
How many billions?
Screenshot of article on wired.com about meta shutting down horizon worlds
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Michael Klein @michaelklein.io · 15/03/2026
My godson had a Sonic themed birthday party. The balloon was... Special
A balloon with sonic the hedgehog on it. The ugly version from the film they had to rush to change before release
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Michael Klein @michaelklein.io · 28/02/2026
Post a pic you took, no context, to bring some zen to the feed
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Michael Klein @michaelklein.io · 23/02/2026
No cheating, your last saved picture of a celebrity is your therapist Oh no
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Michael Klein @michaelklein.io · 17/02/2026
The "it's morbin time" meme (Jared Leto looking goofy) with the caption "It's (continvoucly) Morgan's time"
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Michael Klein @michaelklein.io · 10/02/2026
How could you be bored when you can read totally real stories like this one? (I'm genuinely at a loss if it's meant as a joke or not but I'm scared it's not)
Dude on LinkedIn telling a strange story where an emoloyee supposedly left with a lot of noise and then applied for his now open positioning, which somehow nobody realized until he was back with his old manager, earning himself a 30% increase.
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Michael Klein @michaelklein.io · 31/01/2026
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Michael Klein @michaelklein.io · 19/01/2026
Holy fuck YouTube on my TV has randomly started auto-dubbing video previews in German, poorly
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Michael Klein @michaelklein.io · 11/01/2026
"Show me what comic you loved when you were 13, and that's all I need to know about you.”
Cover for DC ONE MILLION with future versions of justice League heroes such as batman, superman, the flash, aquaman, wonder woman against a dark background
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Michael Klein @michaelklein.io · 09/01/2026
Draw me like one of your french girls
A female cat lying on her back in a... relaxed pose.
Btw: Her name is "Horst"
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Michael Klein @michaelklein.io · 08/01/2026
Implemented this little fun scroll effect into my website (css scroll animations). Quite happy with it. Also I created the vector version of me using Affinity. Now that photoshop has been incredibly bloated with generative AI stuff, the free offering of Affinity is actually really nice! #webdev
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Michael Klein @michaelklein.io · 04/01/2026
Got a bit obsessed with chasing high scores this weekend. #webdev #portfolio
Lighthouse scores  for my website. All 100
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Michael Klein @michaelklein.io · 28/12/2025
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden or Alice in Chains
Album cover for Guano Apes - proud like a god. Depicts a  yellow bat with folded up wings
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Michael Klein @michaelklein.io · 19/12/2025
bluesky welcome screen, edited to say:
@gork is this true?
Please, please
Jerry no!

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Michael Klein @michaelklein.io · 15/12/2025
That looks lovely and they have a fitting plat to boot! We have this chain called L'Osteria with 45cm Pizzas that do not fit on the plates so they put paper underneath, which I find insane.
Pizza from l'Osteria, overflowing the plate on a sheet of round paper below.
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Michael Klein @michaelklein.io · 04/12/2025
My top songs are all just YouTube videos I used for bass practise though - other than satinized
 My top songs on YouTube music
* Linkin Park - Heavy Is The Crown (Bass... by CoverSolutions (26 total listens)
 * System Of A Down - Aerials (Bass Co... by CoverSolutions
 * Ghost - Square Hammer (BASS COV... by Nick Sadler
 * The Kids Aren't Alright by Rock Factory
 * Satanized by Ghost
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Michael Klein @michaelklein.io · 04/12/2025
On the other hand this is quite accurate buuut for the last one. I watched some of his more comedic YouTube videos but not really his podcast. (Well most of my podcast listening is also happening in pocketcasts do this list is only somewhat true)
My top podcasts on YouTube
 * The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya by Trixie & Katya
 * Very Delta by Moguls of Media
 * The Kelly Mantle Show by Kelly Mantle
 * Monét Talks with Monét X Change by Monét X Change
 * What is Happening In The Market? by Patrick Boyle
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Michael Klein @michaelklein.io · 04/12/2025
YouTube music recap should probably not be taking regular YouTube plays into account cause that skews it heavily towards songs I practise on bass using bass tabs videos. I practised the heck out of heavy is the crown but I don't think I even listened to the entire Album?
My top albums according to YouTube music.
Skeleta by ghost
Mayhem by lady Gaga
Post HUMAN NeX GEn by Bring me the horizon
The death of Randy Fitzsimmons by the Hives
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Michael Klein @michaelklein.io · 07/09/2025
A scene from the Monty Python film "Life of Brian". Caesar looking a Centurio into the eyes who's laughing about the name "Bickus Dickus"....
I'll just link this this: https://montypython.fandom.com/wiki/Biggus_Dickus
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Michael Klein @michaelklein.io · 31/08/2025
ok... Hear me out. A Lord of the Rings remake....but with these two taking the One Ring to Mordor.....
Scene from the film Swiss army man. A man holding a dead man in a beach
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Michael Klein @michaelklein.io · 05/08/2025
Post someone who looks good in a hat
A chihuahua puppy sitting in a top hat
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Michael Klein @michaelklein.io · 19/07/2025
i.imgflip.com/a0pk53.jpg
The "friendship ended with Salman meme" but referencing the OP.

Two men shake hands. In front of a text reading "Friendship ended with kiss cam" and "Now REVERSE HOT DOG is my best friend." Two smaller photos of one man are crossed out in the foreground.
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Michael Klein @michaelklein.io · 01/06/2025
A meme with Paul McCartney in it, grinning. The text says 'HEY JUNE'
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Michael Klein @michaelklein.io · 22/05/2025
The hot kimchi
Drag queen Kim Chi in an outrageous teddy bear costume
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Michael Klein @michaelklein.io · 26/04/2025
Movie you’ve watched more than six times using gifs ("Hard mode" no Star Wars, Star Trek or LOTR) Does this qualify as movie? I don't know but I'll post it anyway.
Gif from a black and white film. In the dining hall of an old mansion, a drunk old butler stables across the head of a tiget pelt carpet.
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Michael Klein @michaelklein.io · 20/04/2025
Man in Jesus costume at German carnival. He's carrying a cross made from beer boxes
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Michael Klein @michaelklein.io · 17/04/2025
A film that takes place where you're from
Poster for the movie "Freck langsam" showing some gangster in an empty factory hall
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Michael Klein @michaelklein.io · 12/04/2025
No you misunderstood. We wanted more eels
Picture of an eel
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Michael Klein @michaelklein.io · 26/03/2025
My first one in the wild
Tesla with a sticker saying "BOUGHT THIS BEFORE ELON WENT CRAZY"
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Michael Klein @michaelklein.io · 26/03/2025
Me in the national security group chat
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Michael Klein @michaelklein.io · 15/02/2025
Post your fav Pokémon, wrong answers only
A spirit from the manga dandadan. Sort of a mix of a little dog in a turtle shell with a bow on its head
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Michael Klein @michaelklein.io · 31/01/2025
No cheating. Your last saved celebrity pic is your therapist. Erm
American Actor Verne Troyer holding a shoe that is almost half as tall as he is
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Michael Klein @michaelklein.io · 30/01/2025
Cousin it from the Adam family. A person covered in hair. You can only see a hat and sunglasses
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Michael Klein @michaelklein.io · 30/01/2025
Use a Star Trek gif to describe how you feel.
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Michael Klein @michaelklein.io · 30/12/2024
My new toy ❤️ Really liking it so far. Bought it due to rave reviews and me wanting a more comfortable shortscale (due to back/arthritis issues).
A squier paranormal rascal hh shortscale bass
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Michael Klein @michaelklein.io · 26/12/2024
Home made brioche bun
Hamburger with a home made brioche bun
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Michael Klein @michaelklein.io · 12/12/2024
Dude on linkedin posting a video of a "photo restoration" in Photoshop, just casually replacing all parts with AI generated slob. It went from the left image to the right. Just... sad
Old, cut up, black and white photo of a man in a suite, needing restoration."restored" photo in color. Almost all parts have been entirely replaced with AI generated stuff, the original image is basically all but good.
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Michael Klein @michaelklein.io · 01/12/2024
Amateur hour
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Michael Klein @michaelklein.io · 23/11/2024
Oh no
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