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Michael J Patrick

@michaeljpatrick.bsky.social
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He/Him. Creator of the dark fairytale podcast ABirdforaHeart.blogspot.com and Many D&D and other TTRPG things rpg-trader.com/creator/51/raccoon-p…

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Michael J Patrick @michaeljpatrick.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Wtf does this mean?
A snapple bottle  withnthe words 
"Lemon Tea.
Naturally Flavored
With Other Natural Flavors"
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Michael J Patrick @michaeljpatrick.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My Spoose drew this at kid's direction. This is their Shadowdark character, Ritty the Chaotic Wizard
Drawing of Rick Sanchez
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Michael J Patrick @michaeljpatrick.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Looking at the rules for Metamorphosis Alpha and this section stood out to me. 1. 12 year olds are "adult"??? 2. Up to 24 players. I understand this was from a time when the Caller was a regular member of the game, but even then, sheesh.
THE GAME
Age Level: Adults 12 years and up.
Number of Participants: 1 referee and 2 to 24 players.
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Michael J Patrick @michaeljpatrick.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I don't know what this would be in terms of mechanics, but I spent the morning making up a cover for a TTRPG that does not exist...
An old retro-futuristic style highway sign makes the backdrop of this mock-up book cover. It's faded white with hints of corrugated metal and a red beveled frame in atomic age shapes.
The text on the sign says, "ZEERUST. The Game of Dead Futures. Explore a Galaxy of Things that Never Were. Fight for the Future that was Promised. Find Hope in a Broken World. Build a Brighter Tomorrow"

In the lower left is the logo for Raccoon Pinion Games (a purple raccoon with tiny little bird wings on its back).
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Michael J Patrick @michaeljpatrick.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
"This App Is Run by Assholes" in the style of the TMNT logo
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Michael J Patrick @michaeljpatrick.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
No one on earth deserves to be this content.
Cat sleeping. He's grey and black with white belly, paws, and muzzle. His expression of a warm and happy smile is entirely unearned.
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Michael J Patrick @michaeljpatrick.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I'm in roughly the same ballpark. But most of my stuff on there is PWYW (partially because the project I am promoting the most is unfinished). I still like RPG Trader in theory, but it will be some time for it to really take off, if it does.
Screenshot of my sales from RPG trader. 33,960 views, 574 orders, and a total earning of $25.01 at an average of $.04 per order.
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Michael J Patrick @michaeljpatrick.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I have no idea how this is carbonara, but these chips are dangerously good. The texture alone...sweet, salty, and spicy... Orion brand...sponsor me and I will tell the world to eat these.
Bag of "Turtle Chips" "Carbonara Hot Chicken" flavor. There's a turtle in a chicken suit breathing fire on the bag.
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Michael J Patrick @michaeljpatrick.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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The Monty Python skit where two women are eating a painting with a word balloon attached
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Michael J Patrick @michaeljpatrick.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
The Spider-Man/Sauron meme with the words changed to:

SPIDEY - You can write a clever and fun TTRPG, but you aren't using it to turn yourself into a TTRPG publishing company!?

SAURON - I don't want to run a publishing company. I want to make TTRPGs!
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Michael J Patrick @michaeljpatrick.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I drew a map for my upcoming Shadowdark campaign.
Map of a fantasy realm called Arodem with a mountain range called The Black Peaks, an island group called The Bulwarks, and several cities including Evernorth, Caerhorn, Port Valis, Diamondhead, and Redlach.
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Michael J Patrick @michaeljpatrick.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
WTF LIefeld? CHILDREN READ THESE!
Drawing of Cable from an old issue of New Mutants with his cybernetic dong prominently on display.
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Michael J Patrick @michaeljpatrick.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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Pizza box chef guy in red on a white background
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Michael J Patrick @michaeljpatrick.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
No onions though, okay? They make you fart, big time.
Without naming the Film, say a line that would make any true fan immediately recognize the film?
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Michael J Patrick @michaeljpatrick.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Keeping with my X-Men obsession lately, here is a pic of Walt and Louise Simonson and Chris Claremont!
Walt Simonson, Louise Simonson, and Chris Claremont stand in front of a life-size diorama of X-Men including Magneto, Nightcrawler, Rogue, Cyclops, Phoenix-era Jean Grey, Wolverine, and Psylocke.

Louise is in the middle with her arms crossed and wearing Wolverine claws.
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Michael J Patrick @michaeljpatrick.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Here is page 8 of the history of the Super Saturdays TTRPG campaign world. The Rejects are one of my favorite parts of this setting. They started as a sort of hippy commune of outsiders, but evolved by 2026 into a group of heroes that use their powers to fulfill mutual aid requests.
Panel 1 looks like a shot of the moon with an astronaut standing in front of a flag labeled "KANE TV". It is reminiscent of the classic MTV spot.
Caption" By the 1980s a whole new scene of superheroes came into being.
Panel 2 a map of NJ with a question mark on it beside an inset of a group of unusual heroes. A somewhat redneck tan-skinned guy in cutoff shorts and a tank top next to a man with dwarfism and a missing arm. Beside him is a dark skinned woman with a somewhat more ample frame than is typical for superheroes. She is wearing a flowing green dress. Last is a white man in a straw hat and jeans. He holds a walking stick in one hand and has a flower-patterned bag over his shoulder. Caption:  A group calling themselves The Rejects surfaced from an undisclosed location in New Jersey, made up of people with powers considered...sub optimal.

Panel 3: A black woman in a yellow sundress. She has braces on her legs and is supporting herself with canes. A very large black man with a long coat and a yellow circle over his chest. Last is the same redneck man but his hair is a bit longer.
Caption: Nevertheless, The Rejects have operated with a changing roster for several decades as a team dedicated to defending the underdogs and forgotten members of society.
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Michael J Patrick @michaeljpatrick.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I've been working on a campaign setting for Super Saturdays. This is the first seven pages of the comic history of the world.
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Michael J Patrick @michaeljpatrick.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
He looked like a buff Dracula. Not to mention that Dracula is a regular in X-Men comics anyway.
Mr. Sinister drawn by Marc Silvestri. Pale skin. Sharp teeth. Widow's peak. Red eyes.
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Michael J Patrick @michaeljpatrick.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Like, seriously, look at this lug.
Art by Jackson Guice and Steve Leialoha.
The Juggernaut is cradling an unconscious Dazzler on a snowy moor in Scotland as the orange sun sets behind him the pink sky.
He says, "No! No! No!...It isn't fair. I didn't want...  I never meant...This wasn't supposed to happen, to end like this. I worshiped her! I killed her!"
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Michael J Patrick @michaeljpatrick.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Trifold layout for a one page RPG called Cupcake Kitties.
The text is too small to read, but it shows images of cupcakes, a smoking oven, a bird with a spatula, and, of course, baking kitties.
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Michael J Patrick @michaeljpatrick.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
@percypropa.bsky.social Found at my store!
Beloved by Kyle Tam, a Lost & Found Game on a shelf at Top Deck Games in New Jersey.

The cover is pink with text in red and white around a drawing of an open gift box containing a white stuffed bunny.
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Michael J Patrick @michaeljpatrick.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
These are just my half formed ideas, of course.
Halfling d6, 25’, Small, Pick any two weapons, Special: Choose two from Fearless, Lucky, Nimble

Gnome d6, 25’, Small, Clubs and Crossbows, Special: Choose two from Speak to Animals, Cantrip, Darkvision, Gadget

Orc d12. 30’, Medium, Swords and Axes, Special: Darkvision, Tenacity

Tiefling d6, 35’, Medium, Crossbows and Daggers, Special: Choose two from Darkvision, Fire Resistance, Cantrip

Class
Fighter - Barbarian, Ranger, Paladin, Soldier
Cleric - Druid, Essence, Templar
Mage - Bard, Sorcerer, Warlock, Wizard
Specialist- Artificer, Assassin, Monk, Thief
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Michael J Patrick @michaeljpatrick.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
You can make an Orc/Gnome hybrid if you want.
Lineage
Choose one and get all the features of that lineage or pick any two and choose the hit dice, movement, size, and weapon familiarity from one lineage and one special ability from each. 

Human d8, 30’, Medium, Pick any two weapons, Special: Skill Mastery, Feat

Elf d6, 35’, Medium, Bows and Swords, Special: Choose two from, Advantage Against Charm and Sleep magic, Cantrip, Darkvision, and Long Life

Dragonborn d8, 25’, Medium,  Daggers and Spears, Special: Choose two from Breath Weapon, Darkvision, Resistance, Tough Hide  

Dwarf d10, 25’ Medium, Axes and Crossbows, Special: Choose two from Dark Vision, Long Life, Resilience, and Stone Cunning
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Michael J Patrick @michaeljpatrick.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
A woman holding Maggie Simpson. Maggie has a note on her that says "I'm a stupid baby "

Caption: Stupid babies need the most attention.
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Michael J Patrick @michaeljpatrick.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
My store made the Best of South Jersey list! sjmagazine.net/best-of-sj-2...

Best Game Shop
Top Deck Games

Cherry Hill

It’s more than a store – it’s a gathering place. Trading cards, tournaments, tabletop games and knowledgeable staff make it a go-to spot for players of every level.
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Michael J Patrick @michaeljpatrick.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Republicans be like
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Michael J Patrick @michaeljpatrick.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I'm going to convert it to Shadowdark for my Autumn campaign.
Castle Amber by Tom Moldvay.
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Michael J Patrick @michaeljpatrick.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Bonus round
Picture of Doctor Doom without his mask or his scars from Secret Wars (the first one). The original art is by Mike Zeck, but I have altered to make the visible part of his cloak white instead of green, his eyes grey-blue, and his hair....well, he's bald now. Could be Professor X or Lex Luthor. Or really any bald superhero character because they all have the same face.
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Michael J Patrick @michaeljpatrick.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Reading an old X-Men comic where Callisto has rescued Professor X and apparently dressed him up in spiked leather straps....for...reasons...
Professor X wakes up covered in leather straps, fingerless gloves and a choker collar. "Why am I here? Where are my clothes? Good grief woman, what have you DONE to me?"

Callisto says, "Saved your life, for starters. But you don't have to thank us or anything --- We MORLOCKS just love being taken for granted. By the way, I think your new look's a distinct improvement. "

"That makes one of us." says Xavier.
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Michael J Patrick @michaeljpatrick.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Best STAR TREK captain. Wrong answers only.
Finn's dad, Martin Mertens, from Adventure Time. A bearded bald man with a Zardoz-esque space onesie.
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Michael J Patrick @michaeljpatrick.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
The first image is from Secret Wars (1985). I altered the rest after a co-worker did not believe e that they all have the same face.
Doctor Doom without his scars or mask drawn by Mike ZeckSame drawing but with grey-blue eyes and hairSame again, but with the cape in red and blue-black hair with the classic superman spit-curlSame again, but this time the hair and eyes are brown and the hair is in that classic Romita Peter Parker forehead cow-lick style.
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Michael J Patrick @michaeljpatrick.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Wotta revoltin' development!
The Thing, Ben Grimm, drawn on a post-it in sharpie and highlighter.
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Michael J Patrick @michaeljpatrick.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Stand back, fuckers. I'm gonna fix everything.
My hand holding a box of CVS  brand "Multi-Purpose Solution"
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Michael J Patrick @michaeljpatrick.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Grandpa Max Tennyson from Ben 10 with a word balloon coming out of his mouth.
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Michael J Patrick @michaeljpatrick.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
We talk about Jennell Jaquays as a writer and game designer so much, that we fail to remember what a great artist she was as well.
The cover of Dragon Magazine #152
A hapless adventurer in chainmail and tunic is being dragged off by sneering goblins as he reaches for a bottle on a decorative plinth. The whole painting has a sickly yellowish green tint to it, that drive home the disturbing image.
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Michael J Patrick @michaeljpatrick.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
#makeaterriblecomicday #makeaterriblecomicday2026 BONUS PANEL
Batman and Joker kissing "SMOOCH!"
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Michael J Patrick @michaeljpatrick.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
#makeaterriblecomicday #makeaterriblecomicday2026
Six panel in Black and White.

PANEL 1: Batman saying "Give up, Joker, It's OVER!"
PANEL 2: Joker is holding a cartoon bomb and says, "But I have a bomb that makes EVERYONE Gay!
Panel 3: Batman says, "You wouldn't DARE!"
Panel 4: BOOM! A mushroom cloud looms over the Gotham Skyline.
Panel 5: Batman is confused and says, "Wait...Nothing changed..."
Panel 6: Joker looks sly and says, "Exactly!!!"
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Michael J Patrick @michaeljpatrick.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Show your cross sections!
Cute cartoon style drawing of three kids. One on the left is addressing the other two.  The others are a girl and a boy. The boy is split down the middle, revealing his bones and organs as he stands on his only leg.

Caption "I didn't know you had a half-brother!"
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Michael J Patrick @michaeljpatrick.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
The Multi Action Dice (or MAD) System...
The MAD System
Super Saturdays uses Multiple Action Dice (or MAD) to resolve Actions. An Action can be used to Attack, Command, Fortify, Sense, Hide, Maneuver, Move, or Recover (see ACTIONS).

There are two kinds of dice: d12 (a twelve-sided die) and d6 (a six-sided die). Players use one d6 at a time, but can have multiple d12s on a given roll.

D12 is your Action Die. Roll the die and compare to the Resistance. If your roll is equal to or greater than the Resistance you  succeed and roll on the TRIUMPH Die. If you fail, roll on the TRAGEDY Die.
The Mentor informs you of the Resistance for the action you are performing, typically chosen based on the environment or the score of a target’s relevant Stat(typically noted in the Action’s description).
MULTIPLE ACTION DICE
Often the situation allows you to roll more than one d12 on an Action Roll. When this happens you roll as many dice as the situation grants and pick the result you want. If you can’t justify any dice to facilitate a specific action, then you can’t even attempt said action.

If any of the results on the d12s meets or exceeds the Resistance, you are successful! 

BUT

If one of the results on any of the dice used in a roll is a 1 you must roll a TRAGEDY die, even if you succeed on the Action. It is totally possible to roll for TRIUMPH and TRAGEDY on the same action. You have achieved your goal, BUT AT WHAT COST?!

A female hero with a blond bob hairdo, red cape and red  glasses explains "You stopped the meteor.
The city is saved, but the       
meteor fragments destroy      
half the harbor.

DICE CAN BE GAINED
AND LOST BASED ON THE PRESENT SITUATION AFFECTING A SINGLE ROLL!"
TRAGEDY DIE (d6)
1 Close Call!
You’re rattled but fine. Maybe your costume’s singed or you’re dangling from a ledge.
2 Off Your Game!
Gain a Condition (such as Off Balance, Dazed, Entangled) until the end of your next turn.
3 Power Glitch!
One power or gear is unusable until you Recover.
4 Collateral Chaos!
You succeed or fail, but something nearby gets wrecked. Citizens, buildings, cars, etc.
5 Big Trouble!
You’re trapped, pinned, or knocked far away. You must spend your next Action getting back in the fight.
6 Out of the Fight!
You’re not dead, but you’re KO’d, buried, or blasted off-screen. You’re out until the next scene unless someone performs a Heroic Recovery.


TRIUMPH DIE (d6)
1 Messy Win!
You succeed, but something complicates it. A villain has you in their sights or your secret identity may be compromised, for example,
2 Solid Hit!
You did the thing. Clean and simple.
3 BAM! POW!
You create a strong advantage. Your opponent gains a Condition of your choice(provided the Condition is a logical outcome of your Action).
4 Set Up!
Gain +1d12 to your next Action or pass it to an ally.
5 Heroic Surge!
+1d12 to all future Actions you make in this scene.
6 Retcon!
Take narrative control for the remainder of your turn, redirect missiles, monologue mid-punch, rewrite the current narrative to change one key element. Retcons cannot instantly defeat a Villain or Supervillain, but may dramatically alter the situation in the heroes' favor.
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Michael J Patrick @michaeljpatrick.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Printed some copies of my BW character sheet.
Black and white character sheet for the Super Saturdays ttrpg. It has all the typical character sheet stuff for a Superhero game, including Powers, Disadvantage, Backstory, and Stats.

There's a huge space for character art.
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Michael J Patrick @michaeljpatrick.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Imagine if Batman was on bluesky...
Panels from the Dark Knight comics. 
Batman punching Superman saying. "Just like your parents taught you to. My parents taught me a DIFFERENT lesson...lying on thr street...shaking in deep shock..dying for no reason at all"
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Michael J Patrick @michaeljpatrick.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Look at this super nice review that my Super Saturdays ttrpg got from @wickermanstudios.bsky.social I'm telling you, this FREE game is worth every penny!
WickerManStudios
Recommended this product

This is really good and you should feel proud about it. I like the dice system, the triumph and tragedy dice, the powers are easy to understand, the tokens, and possibly best of all, the either-or stats.
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Michael J Patrick @michaeljpatrick.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Klaud from Star Wars (that slug guy who might be homophobic)
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Michael J Patrick @michaeljpatrick.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
I think I figured out how to do the character sheet. There will be a modified one as a stat block for enemies.
Character sheet for the SUPER SATURDAYS TTRPG.
It depicts a character named Silverblade aka Nathaniel Runner.
The sketch is a white-haired man with a beard wearing a black tie on a white oxford shirt. He is wearing dark glasses and holding a longsword.

His powers are listed as Super Leap, Unearthly Item (Sword), Unearthly Melee, and Impressive Agility
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Michael J Patrick @michaeljpatrick.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Still figuring out the mechanics and starting an official playtest in a few weeks, but here is my idea for the cover for my new superhero TTRPG, Super Saturdays.
The Text SUPER SATURDAYS at the top with a bunch of superhero type characters in a layout somewhat reminiscent of Art Adams Classic X-Men cover from the 80s. 
At the bottom is the text "The World's ONLY Superhero Roleplaying Game"
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Michael J Patrick @michaeljpatrick.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Reading some old X-Men from the late 70s/Early 80s and wow.
Nightcrawler, Storm, and Logan are having a laugh.
Nightcrawler says, "Hah! Kitty may have "Pegged" me, mein freund, but she skewered you."
Logan replies, "What's'a matter, elf--Jealous?"
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Michael J Patrick @michaeljpatrick.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
I know you already got what you need. But I wanted to share this.
Orange car looking out the window with a toy assault rifle propped up beside him.
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Michael J Patrick @michaeljpatrick.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Almost a year ago I and a ton of talented people wrote several stat blocks for this 5e D&D book that contains over 275 new monsters. And now it can be yours! Compatible with 5.5 D&D www.dmsguild.com/en/product/5...
Cover for the 5e supplement More Monsters!

Image depicts a lich necromancer commanding zombies with a staff that glows with hot pink magic on a greyish blue background.
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Michael J Patrick @michaeljpatrick.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
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Michael J Patrick @michaeljpatrick.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Post a band that you loved until you found out they were problematic
Opus the Penguin from Bloom County in Gene Simmons style makeup with a tuba from when he was in the band, Deathtöngue.
On the side are various other characters like Bill the Cat, Hodge Podge, Ozzy Osborne, Steve Dallas tied up in his underwear and that bloodhound with antlers who's name I forget.
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