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Mike

@michaeljklein.bsky.social
305 followers 59 following 8.5K posts

I am 76 years old and I have a cat. Tell me a story.

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Mike @michaeljklein.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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Mike @michaeljklein.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Crankshaft bought the senior size.
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Mike @michaeljklein.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
It's not winter anymore.
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Mike @michaeljklein.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Your captain and copilot, @rebeccagrambo.bsky.social.
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Mike @michaeljklein.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Whiskers reaches out from under. It's #Caturday.
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Mike @michaeljklein.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Keep an eye out for Greenland.
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Mike @michaeljklein.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Mike @michaeljklein.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Mike @michaeljklein.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Mike @michaeljklein.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
From a wedding invitation, @ellen-friedman.bsky.social. At first I read the first line as, "Ladies will be available with donuts," and that really piqued my interest.
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Mike @michaeljklein.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Whiskers does not bite, but he judges. It's #Caturday.
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Mike @michaeljklein.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
But I know where Whiskers is.
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Mike @michaeljklein.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Mike @michaeljklein.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Whiskers likes this.
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Mike @michaeljklein.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Whiskers says that he prefers poems about cute sleeping kitty cats.
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Mike @michaeljklein.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Mike @michaeljklein.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Whiskers in three quarter profile. It's #Caturday.
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Mike @michaeljklein.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Mmmm, good, @rebeccagrambo.bsky.social.
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Mike @michaeljklein.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
An easy one today, although it did tire Whiskers out.
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Mike @michaeljklein.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Happy Equinox to those who celebrate.
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Mike @michaeljklein.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Waiting room plastic flowers, @ellen-friedman.bsky.social.
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Mike @michaeljklein.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
And so is this one. He just did a long distance migration from his food bowl to the sofa.
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Mike @michaeljklein.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I learned from this article, @rebeccagrambo.bsky.social, that there exists a scientific paper titled "Guts Don't Fly: Small Digestive Organs in Obese Bar-Tailed Godwits." Apparently godwits get fat and shrink their organs for long distance migration.
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Mike @michaeljklein.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I am, thank you. Ready for Halloween.
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Mike @michaeljklein.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Whiskers gives the raspberry. It's #Caturday.
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Mike @michaeljklein.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
He's still there, @rebeccagrambo.bsky.social.
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Mike @michaeljklein.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
He rode all the way to the barbershop with me, waited patiently, and then rode home.
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Mike @michaeljklein.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Waiting room art, @ellen-friedman.bsky.social.
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Mike @michaeljklein.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Not even seven o'clock and the little bastard is sleeping already.
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Mike @michaeljklein.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
For the doc.
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Mike @michaeljklein.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Whiskers is looking rather stressed today, @ellen-friedman.bsky.social.
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Mike @michaeljklein.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Maybe they can get a few more behind that desk, @glengrambo.bsky.social.
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Mike @michaeljklein.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Whiskers is suspicious. It's #Caturday.
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Mike @michaeljklein.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I found three of them under the sofa. Different colors, of course.
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Mike @michaeljklein.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
One regular season game finished, @glengrambo.bsky.social. Only 271 to go.
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Mike @michaeljklein.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Perfect fit.
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Mike @michaeljklein.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
His reign was brief. Sic transit gloria mundi.
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Mike @michaeljklein.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Success! Mr. Rat has claimed it as his own. For now.
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Mike @michaeljklein.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I spoke too soon. The instructions were hidden in the base.
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Mike @michaeljklein.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Complimentary extra dangle toy.
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Mike @michaeljklein.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Whiskers' new scratching post. Now I have to put it together. And there are no instructions.
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Mike @michaeljklein.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
No licorice or anise, @rebeccagrambo.bsky.social. But I got this, known as the candy that is as horrible as its name.
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Mike @michaeljklein.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I don't know where Whiskers found this, @polresmuse.bsky.social. I don't even know exactly what it is. But it's hard like a golf ball and makes a hell of a noise rolling up and down the hall at 3AM.
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Mike @michaeljklein.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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Mike @michaeljklein.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Top Paw, @ellen-friedman.bsky.social. Point, game, and set to Whiskers.
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Mike @michaeljklein.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Whiskers thinks he wants one, but he really just likes the crinkly wrappers.
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Mike @michaeljklein.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Like a butterscotch?
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Mike @michaeljklein.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Like these?
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Mike @michaeljklein.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I think Whiskers needs a new scratching post, @polresmuse.bsky.social. He got his money's worth out of this one.
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Mike @michaeljklein.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I found this at a garage sale, @rebeccagrambo.bsky.social. I had never heard of it. Quite good.
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