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Michael Heide

@michaelheide.bsky.social
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Narrare humanum est. Storytelling is human.

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Michael Heide @michaelheide.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"I BELONG IN A MUSEUM!"
White text on black: "Random line from a movie that fans of it instantly know"
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Michael Heide @michaelheide.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
What’s a poster you had in your room growing up?
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Michael Heide @michaelheide.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Screenshot from Dropout's Make Some Noise. It's the prompt "Mr. Pee-Pee-Pants Pees His Pants Again".
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Michael Heide @michaelheide.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It was hard limiting myself to nine games. I had to cut several Lucasgames adventures, Movie Musical Madness, You Don't Know Jack, Master of Orion 2, various Final Fantasies, Denki Blocks, Worms, Professor Layton, and once I hit "post", I'll remember five more games that should have made the list.
My 9 games.
Pac-Man
Donkey Kong
Crystal Castles
Tetris
The Legend of Zelda 
Silent Hill 
Pikmin
Eternal Darkness: Sanity's Requiem
Slay the Spire
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Michael Heide @michaelheide.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
POSTMODERN ENGLISH:
Tweet by Damien Owens says:
"I'm 50. All celebrity news looks like this:
'CURTAINS FOR ZOOSHA? K-SMOG AND BATBOY CAUGHT FLIPPING A GRUNT'"
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Michael Heide @michaelheide.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
DuJour have withdrawn from Ed Sheeran's tour.
The fictional boy band DuJour from the movie Josie and the Pussycats, as played by Alexander Martin, Donald Faison, Seth Green and Breckin Meyer.
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Michael Heide @michaelheide.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
A Metroid Ravenous logo generated through the link in the quoted post. It's a shot of Samus Aran defeating an enemy, who is lying at her feet. Her arm is glowing in hot pink. Instead of the game's title, it says "Justin Bailey"
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Michael Heide @michaelheide.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I am reasonably sure that this has nothing to do with me being 16 when it came out.
DC Comics event The Final Night.
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Michael Heide @michaelheide.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Splashpage from Batman R.I.P.
Batman and Robin on a rooftop, in front of a red sky, posing dramatically,  capes fluttering. Rain is pouring down on them. Robin has the head of Kermit the Frog. Batman has the head of Gonzo the Great. Batman/Gonzo shouts in capital letters:
"You're wrong! The Muppets will never die!"
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Michael Heide @michaelheide.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Explain this, then:
Screenshot from the article in which David Mitchell recommends and reviews The Rest of Us Just Live Here by Patrick Ness.
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Michael Heide @michaelheide.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Explain this, then.
Screenshot from the article in which David Mitchell recommends and reviews The Rest of Us Just Live Here by Patrick Ness.
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Michael Heide @michaelheide.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Panel from a Nancy comic strip. She is standing in front of Sluggo, looking at him with an expression of surprise. He is holding a tin can full of worms. He says: "They pay me in woims."
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Michael Heide @michaelheide.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Lay her, Sons of Whores Green.
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Michael Heide @michaelheide.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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Michael Heide @michaelheide.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Arnold Toht from Raiders of the Lost Ark.
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Michael Heide @michaelheide.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I love "You've taken your best shot, now it's my turn", the talk with Jubilee after he lost his Adamantium ("So it stopped hurting?" "Nope."), any Fastball Special, and I have fond memories of Not Dead Yet (although I have no intention to revisit it due to Somanyofus.com).
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Michael Heide @michaelheide.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
CD of the soundtrack for Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade.
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Michael Heide @michaelheide.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
No new pics, where are you at mentally?
Bottom left corner of the cover of Action Comics #1. A middle aged man in a blue suit, white shirt and red tie is running away (from Superman, who isn't in this part of the image) in absolute terror. His hands are on his head, his face is a grimace of pure distress.
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Michael Heide @michaelheide.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Show me a comic page you love (no explanation needed.
Page from All-Star Superman by Grant Morrison and Frank Quitely.
Panel 1, vertical, over the left half of the page. A Goth teenager named Regan, standing on the rooftop of a very high skyscraper.
Panel 2, close-up of Regan's face. Eyes closed, trying to summon all willpower to actually jump.
Panel 3, same shot, but zoomed out just the slightest bit. Superman appears behind the teenager (who now has both eyes open). We don't even see his head, he's that much bigger, just a barrel chest with the S-Shield on it, and one hand on Regan's shoulder. He has two unconnected speech balloons, one to either side of the kid's head. 
Superman: Your doctor really did get held up, Regan.
Superman: It's never as bad as it seems.
Panel 4: The point of view shifts to the side, we now see Superman on the left, standing behind Regan on the right. We're zoomed out even further, can now see Superman's calm face, and Regan turns around to look at it.
Again, two unconnected Word balloons. 
Superman: You're much stronger than you think you are.
Superman: Trust me.
Panel 5: The camera has zoomed out even further, we now see two full figures standing at the edge of the rooftop. But Regan has turned around from the edge. The two hug silently. The wind blows Superman's cape around Regan's frail body, even that red piece of fabric hugs the kid.
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Michael Heide @michaelheide.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Turns out The Joker would be even worse without the vowels. At least the Joker is known not to collaborate with nazis.
Scene from a Batman/Captain America crossover. Joker just realized what Red Skull (who is wearing a Swastika on his costume) is all about. 
Joker: "You mean that's not just some crazy disguise? I've been working with a Nazi?!?"
Skull: "But of course. Why are you so upset, Joker? From what I have read of your exploits it seemef obvious you would make a superb Nazi!"
Joker: "That mask must be cutting off the oxygen to your brain. I may be a criminal lunatic, but I'm an American criminal lunatic! Keep back, boys! This creep is mine!"
Red Skull: "How unfortunate! Such misplaced patriotism."
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Michael Heide @michaelheide.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Cover of a non-existent mix cd. The title is
APO
calypse
NOW
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Michael Heide @michaelheide.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Sigh
White letters on a dark gray background saying
Sorry, this promotion is currently unavailable in your area. In the meantime, check out our other great promotions.
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Michael Heide @michaelheide.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Does Agatha look like Kathryn Hahn, original comic book Agatha, or the corpse from Avengers Disassembled? Because we are looking at three very different hypothetical scenarios.
Kathryn Hahn as Agatha Harkness in the MCU. A brunette woman in her 40s, with a spellbinding charisma, exuding confidence while wearing a witch costume like an illustration from the Salem witch trials. No hat, just a tangled mane of locks.Agatha Harkness as she appeared in the comic books before the character got drastically rejuvenated to resemble Kathryn Hahn's portrayal in the tv shows. This is an old woman, like an aging movie star in her 80s or 90s. A shock of white hair, very thin black eyebrows, probably painted on, raised like she is looking at us with palpable disdain. She is wearing a purple dress and shawl, holding a black cat.The scene from Avengers Disassembled where the characters and the reader discover that the Agatha Wanda had been talking to the entire time is dead. And not recently deceased, but for quite some time, it seems. A dried corpse reminiscent of Norman Bates' mother in Alfred Hitchcock's Psycho.
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Michael Heide @michaelheide.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Scene from Community Season 1, Episode 3. Troy extends a fist bump to Jeffrey, who does indeed bump Troy's fist, but also says "Okay, but... never again."
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Michael Heide @michaelheide.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Historic records have proven that Christmas has been known and celebrated since at least the Stone Age. Checkmate.
Poster for A Flintstone Christmas. Fred, Wilma, Barney and Betty are decorating a Christmas tree, Fred is standing on a ladder to put the star on the top. Pebbles and Bam-Bam are unwrapping a present underneath. Dino has a festoon in his mouth, patiently waiting for Betty to hang it onto the tree.
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Michael Heide @michaelheide.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Next stop: Innsmouth. For trains to Miskatonic University, change into line ♠️
The display at the train station is broken and shows illegible gibberish. Half letters, some of them mirrored at the x-axis. The end result is a wild, chaotic mess.
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Michael Heide @michaelheide.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Oh, look, a new Incompetendo Direct.
Trump post on some Social Network. Probably Truth or whatever he calls it.
"President Trump will be making a Speech to the Nation on Thursday evening, at 9PM Eastern."
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Michael Heide @michaelheide.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Edited White House press release. Originally, it said "Supreme Court Bolsters President Trump's Push to Eliminate Transgender Insanity". I crossed out four words with thick red lines, now it says "Supreme Court Bolsters President Trump's Insanity".
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Michael Heide @michaelheide.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
The album cover of Experience by The Prodigy. It's a blank white space with nothing but the band logo and title in black.
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Michael Heide @michaelheide.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Dean Cain
Bizarro, shoddily disguised as his version of Clark Kent.
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Michael Heide @michaelheide.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
The promo pic for the new Spyro game "A Realm Beyond". I've added a red arrow pointing towards the logo of Toys 4 Bob
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Michael Heide @michaelheide.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Give me your favorite Non-Trek performance from a Star Trek actor. Leonard Nimoy in Invasion of the Body Snatchers.
Leonard Nimoy in Invasion of the Body Snatchers.
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Michael Heide @michaelheide.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Advertise your account with a Simpsons image
Milo, the owner of the other comic book store in The Simpsons, holding his kid on his arm.
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Michael Heide @michaelheide.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
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Michael Heide @michaelheide.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Ah, yes, that explains today.
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Michael Heide @michaelheide.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Drop your crime fighting Catholics
Heinz Rühmann as G. K. Chesterton's Father Brown
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Michael Heide @michaelheide.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
What the fuck am I looking at here?
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Michael Heide @michaelheide.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
He co-wrote the song with her.
Wikipedia
https://en.wikipedia.org

Beautiful Ghosts

Beautiful Ghosts is a song by the American singer-songwriter Taylor Swift and the English composer Andrew Lloyd Webber from the 2019 Cats film adaptation, ...
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Michael Heide @michaelheide.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Without downloading any new pics, what's it like dating you?
Colorized drawing of Cookie Monster from Sesame Street, standing in front of a lime green background. He's holding a paper bag filled with cookies, but he's holding it upside down, so cookies are falling on the floor. He doesn't notice, so he's just smiling at you with googly eyes.
Superimposed over all of this are white letters spelling
YOU ARE DOING THE BEST THAT YOU CAN.
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Michael Heide @michaelheide.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Dune Poster created with the Dune Font Logo Generator. Instead of "Dune", it says "Tremors".
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Michael Heide @michaelheide.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
QTP with a game that has a 10/10 soundtrack 🎶
An illustration for the game Ni No Kuni: Wrath of the White Witch. 
Protagonist Oliver, a young boy transported to a fantasy realm, surrounded by friends, allies and enemies.
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Michael Heide @michaelheide.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
"Friends" is a beloved American sitcom that aired from 1994 to 2004, following six young adults—Rachel, Ross, Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe—living in New York City. The show explores their friendships, romances, careers, and personal growth over ten seasons.
The main cast of Gravity Falls. Soos, Dipper, Gruncle Stan, Mabel, Ford Pines and Wendy.
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Michael Heide @michaelheide.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
I'm a Whatever. Like Gonzo the Great.
Gonzo the Great, a character from the Muppet Show, in an official Muppets comic strip from the 80s.

Panel 1, Gonzo walks through a hallway. To his left is a restroom door that says "Women". No speech.

Panel 2, Gonzo is still in that hallway, walking past another restroom door that says "Men". No speech.

Panel 3, Gonzo is walking through a third restroom door labeled "Whatever".
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Michael Heide @michaelheide.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Memetryoshka
The "Always has been" meme. 
Two astronauts are looking at the Earth from afar.
The one in the front has their back turned to the one behind them.
The one behind them has a gun pointed at the one in the front.

Bold white letters at the top say "That's my secret, Doctor. I'm always Pagliacci."
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Michael Heide @michaelheide.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Without downloading any new pics describe your gender
Three question marks on a black background. One is white, one is red, one is blue. Logo of the German editions of the The Three Investigators novels.
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Michael Heide @michaelheide.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Post a Mage.
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Michael Heide @michaelheide.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Time travel. It's got to be time travel.
Screenshot of Back to the Future. Doc Brown, standing absent-mindedly next to the gull wing door of the Delorean.
White impact font letters say,
"you're not thinking 4th dimensionally"
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Michael Heide @michaelheide.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Day 1: Across the Spider-Verse. Technical masterpiece, great character work, impeccable production designs, killer cliffhanger, a ton of setup for movie #3. All building on an already wonderful predecessor. Across the Spider-Verse is the Back to the Future 2 of comic book adaptations. I love it.
Gwen Stacy from the movie Across the Spider-Verse in front of a bright and colorful background, her face lit up in neon magenta and cyan by some multiversal machinery in the scene, but not in the frame
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Michael Heide @michaelheide.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
The Board of Peace
The Phantom Zone criminals from the Lego Batman Movie. Sauron, King Kong, Godzilla, Gremlins, Dinosaurs from Jurassic Park, the Wicked Witch from Oz and various other characters too small to identify
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Michael Heide @michaelheide.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
WWJD? Art credit: The Expulsion of the Money-changers from the Temple by Giandomenico Tiepolo
Painting of Jesus Christ driving money-changers out of His Father's house with a whip.
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