Michael Hann @michaelhann.bsky.social · 06/10/2026It’s not an iron dome, it’s a Britannia shield. Which doesn’t sound at all like a bunch of racists cosplaying the Knights Templar 031
Michael Hann @michaelhann.bsky.social · 05/10/2026The Finishing Line, the 1977 public information film for primary school children, which used the notion of a school sports day to illustrate the many ways to die on a railway. This is but a tiny clip. www.youtube.com/watch?v=wG8h...youtube.comThe Finishing Line (1977) But it’s just the British Rail Class 125 DMUYouTube video by The New Coloribus 000
Michael Hann @michaelhann.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I wrote about the wonderful Friday Night Lights for its 20th anniversary. Texas f'revuh! www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio...theguardian.com‘Brave from the beginning’: 20 years of Friday Night Lights – the sports drama that dared to be differentIt launched the careers of Jesse Plemons and Michael B Jordan, and let its stars improvise in a way that was fresh and new. This show about smalltown US football was confident, trailblazing – and wond... 130
Michael Hann @michaelhann.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Thoughts on the new Klosterman, plus that Eagles doco from a few years ago (the one led to the other), Hoodoo Gurus at the Electric Ballroom and more … michaelhann.substack.com/p/take-five-...michaelhann.substack.comTake Five: A bad book about rock, a strange film about rock, a bad place to watch rockWhat’s been on my mind this past week … 010
Michael Hann @michaelhann.bsky.social · 03/10/2026John, you need to rephrase: “Owing to unprecedented public demand, extra production seats released!” 020
Michael Hann @michaelhann.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Opinions on the Barnsley chop, @petefrasermusic.bsky.social? I just had one for my tea – bit of cumin and coriander on the meat, some lemon juice and butter in the pan – and by heck it was good. 110
Michael Hann @michaelhann.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Damn. 93%. Progressivism. They probably thought I was vegan. 000
Michael Hann @michaelhann.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I wrote something about Cronos of Venom, who has died. michaelhann.substack.com/p/rip-cronos...michaelhann.substack.comRIP Cronos, one of rock’s great accidental pioneersThe frontman of the underground metal pioneers Venom has died. Of course, he didn;t want to be an underground metal pioneer … 020
Michael Hann @michaelhann.bsky.social · 01/10/2026WAR IS PEACE FREEDOM IS SLAVERY IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH 020
Michael Hann @michaelhann.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Here's an old thing I wrote about Football Manager/Championship Manager, a game I used to be absolutely obsessed by. And in the course of writing it, I got to meet Cherno Samba. (IYKYK) michaelhann.substack.com/p/the-footba...michaelhann.substack.comThe football management game that saved and ruined people’s livesIn 2017, I wrote an FT magazine cover story about Championship Manager/Football Manager, the game that makes its devotees obsessed with admin, and transformed real-world football scouting 000
Michael Hann @michaelhann.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Any time anyone mentions seeing a therapist: “And how did that make you feel?” 000
Michael Hann @michaelhann.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Mine started out as a joke, but I used it change Guardian house style: If Harold Shipman is Britain’s worst serial killer, I’d hate to see the best. 090
Michael Hann @michaelhann.bsky.social · 28/09/2026You don’t think the CIA has been tracking diesel thieves in East Anglia? Whyever not? 020
Michael Hann @michaelhann.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I saw him live with Shaggy. I never need to hear him again. 111
Michael Hann @michaelhann.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I always loved the theme. Especially the way the opening and closing credits were in a different rhythm. I watched it mainly to hear the theme. And I had no idea at all. This is much my biggest “I was today years old” 110
Michael Hann @michaelhann.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I bought it as a kid expecting to love it, but never got on with it. I think I found the genre mixing difficult. I suspect I have a need for distinctly defined styles that crosses to my music taste. 100
Michael Hann @michaelhann.bsky.social · 21/09/2026The New York Times has created a listicles editor. Every editor loves a listicle, and most readers do, too. They’re fun, a wide polling group gives them heft. But the pomposity of claiming your listicles define the canon is astounding. www.nytco.com/press/defini...nytco.comDefining the Modern Canon | The New York Times Company 000
Michael Hann @michaelhann.bsky.social · 20/09/2026What’s been in my mind this week, michaelhann.substack.com/p/take-five-...michaelhann.substack.comTake Five: The Greatest Generation (of British actors), being ginger, and the Oxford MailThe things that have been preoccupying me this week 010
Michael Hann @michaelhann.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Midsomer. The only thing that happens there is murder. 111
Michael Hann @michaelhann.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I pulled off an incredible deal in Tesco earlier. I wanted to buy three packs of toothpaste but only pay 2/3 of the cost. All they had was a BOGOF offer, so they wanted me to pay full price for two packs. I said no and made them sell me all three at 2/3 price. No one else could have pulled that off. 010
Michael Hann @michaelhann.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Being 57, I am largely beyond the “Where were you before they were cool?” thing. But not with NMH. I saw their final show (first time round), which was in London. There were maybe 50 people there. So where were the rest of you fuckers before they were cool? Eh? Eh? 241
Michael Hann @michaelhann.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I reviewed Geese and Angine de Poitrine at the wonderful @endoftheroadfestival.com spectator.com/article/what...spectator.comWhat a great band Geese areIt’s a measure of Geese’s rise – their flight? – that, on Thursday night, the social media accounts of End of the Road were receiving requests for refunds from ticket-holders stuck in traffic somewher... 151
Michael Hann @michaelhann.bsky.social · 15/09/2026They’ve got to ask employees’ families not to tell their breadwinner to Come Home 210
Michael Hann @michaelhann.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Hard to Handle is the song my feet can’t resist. www.ft.com/content/cebd...ft.comHard to Handle — the posthumous single that invited the world to partyRecorded just days before Otis Redding died in a plane crash, the funky tune has since been adored by soul, rock and hip-hop artists 000
Michael Hann @michaelhann.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I wrote about English folk-horror metal … www.theguardian.com/music/2026/s...theguardian.com‘The cauldron was already bubbling …’ Green Lung, Druidess and the return of folk horror to British heavy metalPlaying a sound rooted in 80s bands such as Witchfinder General and Pagan Altar, metal bands are once again gravitating towards dark folklore – but in a ‘Glastonbury crystal shop’ kind of way 000
Michael Hann @michaelhann.bsky.social · 11/09/2026More old singles reviewed! michaelhann.substack.com/p/this-weeks...michaelhann.substack.comThis week’s old singles reviewed! No 10Unplayed seven inches from my boxes are back, back, back – with two that it turns out I probably had heard before 111
Michael Hann @michaelhann.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I quite agree! I really don't think that's a hipster playlist though. It's alt-rock that has, in one way or another and to one degree or another, crossed generations, that's all 000
Michael Hann @michaelhann.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I have legitimate concerns that some of their concerns are illegitimate. 050
Michael Hann @michaelhann.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Also, it is not a definitive list. It literally says, What would you have on it? 100
Michael Hann @michaelhann.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I just spent a week talking to young bands who know the Wilco back catalogue back to front. Also … the US classic rock format plays plenty of stuff that's obscure but of a piece. It can't all be Stairway. 100
Michael Hann @michaelhann.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Curiously, I ended up buying some records from the guitarist of Dread Zeppelin in a fleamarket in Dahlonega, GA, earlier this year. 020
Michael Hann @michaelhann.bsky.social · 10/09/2026The old notion of Classic Rock is as outdated as the Grammys still giving a Best Polka Album prize in 2009. So what would a Classic Rock radio station play if we formatted it now? michaelhann.substack.com/p/what-would...michaelhann.substack.comWhat would “Classic Rock” be if it were defined today?Layla, Smoke on the Water and the like are now long past being the undisputed classics that all generations knew. So what would a radio station playing a new format of “Classic Rock” sound like? 011
Michael Hann @michaelhann.bsky.social · 09/09/2026The same George Madgwick who doesn't pay court-ordered settlements. www.thebureauinvestigates.com/stories/2025...thebureauinvestigates.comGeorge Madgwick: Portsmouth councillor failed to pay tribunal awardsGeorge Madgwick has multiple tribunal rulings against him for unpaid wages 000
Michael Hann @michaelhann.bsky.social · 08/09/2026“And then we got to a club I own in midtown where I discovered The Strokes - terrific guys and they love me. That song - it’s no YMCA - but that song The Adults Are Talking. Great song. Actually it’s about me and Roy Cohn. And The Strokes said to me, Sir, thank god you were able to stop Flight 93 …” 040
Michael Hann @michaelhann.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Once again, @endoftheroadfestival.com was the best festival. michaelhann.substack.com/p/take-five-...michaelhann.substack.comTake Five! End of the Road specialFour nights on the borders of Wiltshire and Dorset, and lots of music 031
Michael Hann @michaelhann.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Today’s old transcript sees us talking Pixies. michaelhann.substack.com/p/black-fran...michaelhann.substack.comBlack Francis: “The Bible was an easy thing to tap into”Today’s vintage transcript comes from Black Francis, conducted to promote Pixies’ 2019 album Beneath the Eyrie 020
Michael Hann @michaelhann.bsky.social · 01/09/2026I have strong feelings about the phrase "watching on" michaelhann.substack.com/p/take-five-...michaelhann.substack.comTake Five: Jonathan Pearce must be hanged by his tongue!Things that I didn’t get round to writing on Sunday because I had better things to do 000
Michael Hann @michaelhann.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Wrote about his every third gig I go to seems to be alt-country www.theguardian.com/music/2026/s...theguardian.com‘It’s more freaky, more balls to the wall’: how alt-country won over a new generationFrom Waxahatchee and Florry in the US to Brown Horse and Little Grandad in the UK, a wave of young songwriters are reinvigorating the subgenre’s earnest emotion and twang 050
Michael Hann @michaelhann.bsky.social · 27/08/2026This is the only Lake America Google maps recognises, so far. A doctor’s office in Orlando 000
Michael Hann @michaelhann.bsky.social · 26/08/2026This story sounds like the desk was bored and they decided to make up something that seems both utterly plausible and wholly ridiculous. 000
Michael Hann @michaelhann.bsky.social · 25/08/2026From Jerry Lee Lewis, via meditation failures, to live albums as a notion, Patrick Radden Keefe's incredible budgets and Tony. michaelhann.substack.com/p/take-five-...michaelhann.substack.comTake Five: Live albums, longform journalism, and did Anthony Bourdain really need to be beaten up?Some things that have been on my mind over the last 10 days or so 000
Michael Hann @michaelhann.bsky.social · 24/08/2026I once used ABBA to illustrate the Hegelian dialectic. We all did it. It needn’t define us 110
Michael Hann @michaelhann.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Imagine the 6% who want more vape and betting shops. 010
Michael Hann @michaelhann.bsky.social · 21/08/2026More old singles reviewed! michaelhann.substack.com/p/this-weeks...michaelhann.substack.comThis week’s old singles reviewed! No 9Christmas with the Quo, and how Dev Hynes’ dog’s death nearly ruined by Christmas, plus a great single from Basia Bulat 000
Michael Hann @michaelhann.bsky.social · 20/08/2026I reviewed Toto and Christopher Cross and Broken Social Scene and Metric, all in Georgia. spectator.com/article/the-...spectator.comThe joy of Toto’s ‘Africa’There comes a point in most bands’ lives at which their appeal has become too selective for them to sell out the venues they feel befit their status. The stadium band slips down to the arenas, the are... 000