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Michael Hann

@michaelhann.bsky.social
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Writer for newspapers and magazines, sleevenotes etc. Two books: Denim and Leather, and The Gospel of the Hold Steady. QPR supporter, hoping always that change really is possible

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Michael Hann @michaelhann.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It’s not an iron dome, it’s a Britannia shield. Which doesn’t sound at all like a bunch of racists cosplaying the Knights Templar
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Michael Hann @michaelhann.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The Finishing Line, the 1977 public information film for primary school children, which used the notion of a school sports day to illustrate the many ways to die on a railway. This is but a tiny clip. www.youtube.com/watch?v=wG8h...
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The Finishing Line (1977) But it’s just the British Rail Class 125 DMU
YouTube video by The New Coloribus
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Michael Hann @michaelhann.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I wrote about the wonderful Friday Night Lights for its 20th anniversary. Texas f'revuh! www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio...
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‘Brave from the beginning’: 20 years of Friday Night Lights – the sports drama that dared to be different
It launched the careers of Jesse Plemons and Michael B Jordan, and let its stars improvise in a way that was fresh and new. This show about smalltown US football was confident, trailblazing – and wond...
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Michael Hann @michaelhann.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Thoughts on the new Klosterman, plus that Eagles doco from a few years ago (the one led to the other), Hoodoo Gurus at the Electric Ballroom and more … michaelhann.substack.com/p/take-five-...
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Take Five: A bad book about rock, a strange film about rock, a bad place to watch rock
What’s been on my mind this past week …
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Michael Hann @michaelhann.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
John, you need to rephrase: “Owing to unprecedented public demand, extra production seats released!”
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Michael Hann @michaelhann.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Opinions on the Barnsley chop, @petefrasermusic.bsky.social? I just had one for my tea – bit of cumin and coriander on the meat, some lemon juice and butter in the pan – and by heck it was good.
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Michael Hann @michaelhann.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Damn. 93%. Progressivism. They probably thought I was vegan.
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Michael Hann @michaelhann.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I wrote something about Cronos of Venom, who has died. michaelhann.substack.com/p/rip-cronos...
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RIP Cronos, one of rock’s great accidental pioneers
The frontman of the underground metal pioneers Venom has died. Of course, he didn;t want to be an underground metal pioneer …
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Michael Hann @michaelhann.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
WAR IS PEACE FREEDOM IS SLAVERY IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH
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Michael Hann @michaelhann.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Here's an old thing I wrote about Football Manager/Championship Manager, a game I used to be absolutely obsessed by. And in the course of writing it, I got to meet Cherno Samba. (IYKYK) michaelhann.substack.com/p/the-footba...
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The football management game that saved and ruined people’s lives
In 2017, I wrote an FT magazine cover story about Championship Manager/Football Manager, the game that makes its devotees obsessed with admin, and transformed real-world football scouting
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Michael Hann @michaelhann.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Any time anyone mentions seeing a therapist: “And how did that make you feel?”
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Michael Hann @michaelhann.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Mine started out as a joke, but I used it change Guardian house style: If Harold Shipman is Britain’s worst serial killer, I’d hate to see the best.
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Michael Hann @michaelhann.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You don’t think the CIA has been tracking diesel thieves in East Anglia? Whyever not?
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Michael Hann @michaelhann.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I saw him live with Shaggy. I never need to hear him again.
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Michael Hann @michaelhann.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I always loved the theme. Especially the way the opening and closing credits were in a different rhythm. I watched it mainly to hear the theme. And I had no idea at all. This is much my biggest “I was today years old”
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Michael Hann @michaelhann.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Oh gosh. Hope you get well soon.
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Michael Hann @michaelhann.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is entirely new to me!
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Michael Hann @michaelhann.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I bought it as a kid expecting to love it, but never got on with it. I think I found the genre mixing difficult. I suspect I have a need for distinctly defined styles that crosses to my music taste.
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Michael Hann @michaelhann.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The New York Times has created a listicles editor. Every editor loves a listicle, and most readers do, too. They’re fun, a wide polling group gives them heft. But the pomposity of claiming your listicles define the canon is astounding. www.nytco.com/press/defini...
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Defining the Modern Canon | The New York Times Company
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Michael Hann @michaelhann.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
What’s been in my mind this week, michaelhann.substack.com/p/take-five-...
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Take Five: The Greatest Generation (of British actors), being ginger, and the Oxford Mail
The things that have been preoccupying me this week
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Michael Hann @michaelhann.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Midsomer. The only thing that happens there is murder.
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Michael Hann @michaelhann.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
NO EXCUSES
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Michael Hann @michaelhann.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I pulled off an incredible deal in Tesco earlier. I wanted to buy three packs of toothpaste but only pay 2/3 of the cost. All they had was a BOGOF offer, so they wanted me to pay full price for two packs. I said no and made them sell me all three at 2/3 price. No one else could have pulled that off.
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Michael Hann @michaelhann.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Being 57, I am largely beyond the “Where were you before they were cool?” thing. But not with NMH. I saw their final show (first time round), which was in London. There were maybe 50 people there. So where were the rest of you fuckers before they were cool? Eh? Eh?
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Michael Hann @michaelhann.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I reviewed Geese and Angine de Poitrine at the wonderful @endoftheroadfestival.com spectator.com/article/what...
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What a great band Geese are
It’s a measure of Geese’s rise – their flight? – that, on Thursday night, the social media accounts of End of the Road were receiving requests for refunds from ticket-holders stuck in traffic somewher...
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Michael Hann @michaelhann.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
They’ve got to ask employees’ families not to tell their breadwinner to Come Home
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Michael Hann @michaelhann.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Hard to Handle is the song my feet can’t resist. www.ft.com/content/cebd...
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Hard to Handle — the posthumous single that invited the world to party
Recorded just days before Otis Redding died in a plane crash, the funky tune has since been adored by soul, rock and hip-hop artists
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Michael Hann @michaelhann.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I wrote about English folk-horror metal … www.theguardian.com/music/2026/s...
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‘The cauldron was already bubbling …’ Green Lung, Druidess and the return of folk horror to British heavy metal
Playing a sound rooted in 80s bands such as Witchfinder General and Pagan Altar, metal bands are once again gravitating towards dark folklore – but in a ‘Glastonbury crystal shop’ kind of way
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Michael Hann @michaelhann.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
More old singles reviewed! michaelhann.substack.com/p/this-weeks...
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This week’s old singles reviewed! No 10
Unplayed seven inches from my boxes are back, back, back – with two that it turns out I probably had heard before
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Michael Hann @michaelhann.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I quite agree! I really don't think that's a hipster playlist though. It's alt-rock that has, in one way or another and to one degree or another, crossed generations, that's all
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Michael Hann @michaelhann.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I have legitimate concerns that some of their concerns are illegitimate.
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Michael Hann @michaelhann.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Also, it is not a definitive list. It literally says, What would you have on it?
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Michael Hann @michaelhann.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I just spent a week talking to young bands who know the Wilco back catalogue back to front. Also … the US classic rock format plays plenty of stuff that's obscure but of a piece. It can't all be Stairway.
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Michael Hann @michaelhann.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Curiously, I ended up buying some records from the guitarist of Dread Zeppelin in a fleamarket in Dahlonega, GA, earlier this year.
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Michael Hann @michaelhann.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The old notion of Classic Rock is as outdated as the Grammys still giving a Best Polka Album prize in 2009. So what would a Classic Rock radio station play if we formatted it now? michaelhann.substack.com/p/what-would...
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What would “Classic Rock” be if it were defined today?
Layla, Smoke on the Water and the like are now long past being the undisputed classics that all generations knew. So what would a radio station playing a new format of “Classic Rock” sound like?
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Michael Hann @michaelhann.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The same George Madgwick who doesn't pay court-ordered settlements. www.thebureauinvestigates.com/stories/2025...
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George Madgwick: Portsmouth councillor failed to pay tribunal awards
George Madgwick has multiple tribunal rulings against him for unpaid wages
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Michael Hann @michaelhann.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
First album: Powerage
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Michael Hann @michaelhann.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
“And then we got to a club I own in midtown where I discovered The Strokes - terrific guys and they love me. That song - it’s no YMCA - but that song The Adults Are Talking. Great song. Actually it’s about me and Roy Cohn. And The Strokes said to me, Sir, thank god you were able to stop Flight 93 …”
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Michael Hann @michaelhann.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Once again, @endoftheroadfestival.com was the best festival. michaelhann.substack.com/p/take-five-...
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Take Five! End of the Road special
Four nights on the borders of Wiltshire and Dorset, and lots of music
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Michael Hann @michaelhann.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Today’s old transcript sees us talking Pixies. michaelhann.substack.com/p/black-fran...
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Black Francis: “The Bible was an easy thing to tap into”
Today’s vintage transcript comes from Black Francis, conducted to promote Pixies’ 2019 album Beneath the Eyrie
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Michael Hann @michaelhann.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I have strong feelings about the phrase "watching on" michaelhann.substack.com/p/take-five-...
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Take Five: Jonathan Pearce must be hanged by his tongue!
Things that I didn’t get round to writing on Sunday because I had better things to do
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Michael Hann @michaelhann.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Wrote about his every third gig I go to seems to be alt-country www.theguardian.com/music/2026/s...
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‘It’s more freaky, more balls to the wall’: how alt-country won over a new generation
From Waxahatchee and Florry in the US to Brown Horse and Little Grandad in the UK, a wave of young songwriters are reinvigorating the subgenre’s earnest emotion and twang
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Michael Hann @michaelhann.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
This is the only Lake America Google maps recognises, so far. A doctor’s office in Orlando
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Michael Hann @michaelhann.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
This story sounds like the desk was bored and they decided to make up something that seems both utterly plausible and wholly ridiculous.
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Michael Hann @michaelhann.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
From Jerry Lee Lewis, via meditation failures, to live albums as a notion, Patrick Radden Keefe's incredible budgets and Tony. michaelhann.substack.com/p/take-five-...
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Take Five: Live albums, longform journalism, and did Anthony Bourdain really need to be beaten up?
Some things that have been on my mind over the last 10 days or so
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Michael Hann @michaelhann.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I once used ABBA to illustrate the Hegelian dialectic. We all did it. It needn’t define us
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Michael Hann @michaelhann.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
It depends on which gigs you go to.
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Michael Hann @michaelhann.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Imagine the 6% who want more vape and betting shops.
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Michael Hann @michaelhann.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
More old singles reviewed! michaelhann.substack.com/p/this-weeks...
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This week’s old singles reviewed! No 9
Christmas with the Quo, and how Dev Hynes’ dog’s death nearly ruined by Christmas, plus a great single from Basia Bulat
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Michael Hann @michaelhann.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I reviewed Toto and Christopher Cross and Broken Social Scene and Metric, all in Georgia. spectator.com/article/the-...
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The joy of Toto’s ‘Africa’
There comes a point in most bands’ lives at which their appeal has become too selective for them to sell out the venues they feel befit their status. The stadium band slips down to the arenas, the are...
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