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Sexy Latin Grandma

@michaelfarmer.bsky.social
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Proud Latin grandma. Former arms dealer out of prison and looking for love. He/him.

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Sexy Latin Grandma @michaelfarmer.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Trying to put her on game.
A recommendation from me to Olivia Rodrigo to listen to Japanese noise band Les Rallizes Denudes.
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Sexy Latin Grandma @michaelfarmer.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Watching AEW right now
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Sexy Latin Grandma @michaelfarmer.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
Separated at birth?
sombr Slim Goodbody
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Sexy Latin Grandma @michaelfarmer.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
“I notice that you’re watching the concert. Mind if I slide in front of you. You’ll have plenty of room.”
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Sexy Latin Grandma @michaelfarmer.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
My threads has been the equivalent of Kobe Bryant throwing up bullshit at the rim and still hitting it.
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Sexy Latin Grandma @michaelfarmer.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
WWF Wrestlemania X-Seven if it were booked by Paul Triple H Levesque
Stone Cold Steve Austin vs. The Rock for the WWF Championship 
The Undertaker vs. Triple H
Shane McMahon with Linda McMahon vs. Vince McMahon with Stephanie McMahon and Trish Stratus in a street fight 
Kane vs. Raven vs. The Big Show for the WWF Hardcore Championship 
Tazz and The APA vs. Right To Censor in a Six-Man Tag Match

Notable matches left off the Paul Levesque version of Wrestlemania X-Seven:
The Hardy Boyz vs. Edge and Christian vs. The Dudley Boyz in a TLC match
Kurt Angle vs. Chris Benoit
The Gimmick Battle Royal
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Sexy Latin Grandma @michaelfarmer.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
What WCW Superbrawl 1992 would look like if it were booked by Paul Triple H Levesque
Matches: Sting vs. Lex Luger for the WCW World Heavyweight Championship 
Barry Windham and Dustin Rhodes vs. Steve Austin and Larry Zbyskyo
Van Hammer and Z-Man vs. Richard Morton and Vinnie Vegas 
Ron Simmons vs. Cactus Jack
Marcus Alexander Bagwell vs. Terrance Taylor

Notable matches from Superbrawl 1992 left off the Paul Levesque version: 
Rick Rude vs. Ricky Steamboat for the WCW United States Championship 
Arn Anderson and Bobby Eaton vs. The Steiner Brothers for the Tag Team Championship 
Flyin Brian vs. Jushin Thunder Liger for the Light Heavyweight Championship
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Sexy Latin Grandma @michaelfarmer.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
I have given up on making content. I cannot do better than this. Two of the dumbest people on earth talking to a war criminal about Burger King. I can only aspire to this level of stupidity. A true cultural watershed moment. Just look at their faces. Chef’s kiss.
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Sexy Latin Grandma @michaelfarmer.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
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Sexy Latin Grandma @michaelfarmer.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
Fuck this bitch
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Sexy Latin Grandma @michaelfarmer.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
Swear to god everything is serious business at Threads
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Sexy Latin Grandma @michaelfarmer.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
B-b-but you’re on social media!
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Sexy Latin Grandma @michaelfarmer.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
I’m ashamed that I understand this
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Sexy Latin Grandma @michaelfarmer.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
Finally!
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Sexy Latin Grandma @michaelfarmer.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
RIP cop car
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Sexy Latin Grandma @michaelfarmer.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Funkmaster Flex reacts to “Otis” by Jay-Z and Kanye but instead it’s Ye’s “Heil Hitler” (PARODY)
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Sexy Latin Grandma @michaelfarmer.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
Mr. Bad Guy, Mr. Neutron, Mr. Coffee
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Sexy Latin Grandma @michaelfarmer.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Kanye West interviewed by DJ Akademiks (my 76 second supercut - warning: some strong language and the man is wearing a Klan hood)
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Sexy Latin Grandma @michaelfarmer.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
My YouTube channel has 666 subscribers
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Sexy Latin Grandma @michaelfarmer.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
New video- Deco*27 ft. #hatsunemiku “Rabbit Hole” reaction! YouTube.com/@mikewritesandsings
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Sexy Latin Grandma @michaelfarmer.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
We’re in the late stages of the internet with content like this….”see this asshole, look at this asshole trying to eat food, he can’t even eat food like a normal human being, fucking fggt”
Feasting With the Pig: DSP Disgustingly stuffs his face with British food . 1.2k views, 3 hours ago.
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Sexy Latin Grandma @michaelfarmer.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
These are the four best bass players of all time.
Bernard Edward’s of ChicJames JamersonJohn Deacon of QueenKim Deal of Pixies
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Sexy Latin Grandma @michaelfarmer.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
What is up with Steak ‘n Shake?
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Sexy Latin Grandma @michaelfarmer.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
If this were to ever come to fruition, I will give up my sinful life and dedicate my life to Christ:
Twitter: Andrew Tate is freaking out because he just found out that Florida has the death penalty for pedophiles.
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Sexy Latin Grandma @michaelfarmer.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
“Sir, do you know why I pulled you over?”
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Sexy Latin Grandma @michaelfarmer.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
I know some people would say FAFO but as a Kentuckian this concerned me. This person was the only person in Kentucky doing this USDA job. And DOGE fired her.
Donald Trump, Hello sir. I am one of the probationary employees terminated by the DOGE at 9pm last night, February 14. I voted for you three times and I still support you. I was encouraged by the DOGE to see that they were getting rid of wasteful government spending. I support that too. My termination letter said that I was being let go for performance reasons. I know that’s not true. I’ve been with the federal government for almost sixteen years in June. I started my career with USDA, transferred to DHS, and recently came back to USDA because it’s such a great agency to work for. Surely that must count for something in your eyes. I’m loyal and I firmly believe that the work that I do as a USDA APHIS PPQ employee is vital and important. My boss, his boss, the managers in neighboring states all agree I’m doing an excellent job and that I’m an asset to the team.
I’m the only (REDACTED) in the state of Kentucky and my work here is valued and honorable. Each time I voted for you, it was because I knew you would make things right and you’d fix the wrongs. I’m counting on you now to make this right too. I’m pleading with you to reinstate my employment and give me my job back. Please Mr. President. Thank you.

Addressing the Facebook of Donald Trump, Melania Trump, Donald Trump Jr, U.S. Department of Agriculture and U.S. Animal And Plant Health Inspection Service
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF AGRICULTURE

‹ Program Areas
Plant Protection and
Quarantine
Last Modified: July 25, 2024
APHIS Plant Protection and Quarantine (PPQ)
safeguards our Nation's crops and forests against the entry, establishment, and spread of economically and environmentally significant pests. In doing so, we help U.S. agriculture thrive
- across the country and around the world.
Learn more about our organization, Plant Protection Today, and the authorities under which we work.
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Sexy Latin Grandma @michaelfarmer.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
My YouTube algorithm continued….
Man spends $50,000 on a single gmod serverThe most hated man in comedy - The rise and fall of Dan Nainan When Blackmailing a drug lord goes terribly wrong World of t-shirts - things have never been worse
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Sexy Latin Grandma @michaelfarmer.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Look at my YouTube front page. I am so doomed.
The Worst Tourette’s Faker TikTok’s Lovesick Degenerate - Johnny ElbowsThe Strange emails from Tutz HoneychurchWhy EDP Isn’t In Jail - Police Can’t Touch Him
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Sexy Latin Grandma @michaelfarmer.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Here we go.
Three YouTube comments on a video titled: Kanye West is a P.O.S.

- He’s mentally ill, and has been suffering from a manic bipolar episode. Try and empathize with him.

- but he made graduation 

- Yedolf is life! Look at the state of you! You reek of weak!
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Sexy Latin Grandma @michaelfarmer.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
This is the equivalent of watching the football game and yelling at the halfback for running into the pile.
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Sexy Latin Grandma @michaelfarmer.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Let the record show that this is the first and only time that anyone has ever called me “normal guy”.
Bro I need you to know that you’ve become semi popular on the vocaloid subreddit and been dubbed: Normal Guy. I think you should lean into this! We’re all hoping you do more vocaloid stuff! I’d love to see you review Daughter of Evil and its sequel song Servant Of Evil! But you have to watch them in one sitting for the emotional impact because they are ‘story songs’
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Sexy Latin Grandma @michaelfarmer.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Explaining why I create reaction content to a lady and she called me a whore.
Yes.
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Sexy Latin Grandma @michaelfarmer.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
I want this comment from my last YouTube video read at my funeral. I have a dozen of these at least. I have added the alt text if necessary.
This song is song deeply campy and entrenched in female nerd culture I don’t blame you for not understanding what’s happening lol. If I can provide some insight on specifics:

The paddle thing was a trend at conventions in the 2000s where girls brought paddles that said “yaoi” and would carry them and take photos with cosplayers with them. But some people got injured from non-consensual paddling and they eventually got banned from cons lol

This is maybe less common nowadays (I wouldn’t know) but in BL (fujoshi) spaces a lot of girls uses the phrases “sin” and “I’m a sinner” which I’m not sure is self-deprecating or homophobic. I think a little bit of both! But it’s probably mostly self-deprecating, which is where a lot of that stuff in the song comes from.

The origins of the word “fujoshi” (literally “rotten girl”) are quite literally misogynistic and homophobic In their roots anyway (essentially was a term started by forum users calling these women unfit for marriage. It’s like the nerd equivalent of calling someone a whore). So it is a lot more of the self- deprecation that you noticed. 

I’m not going to say that this song is a celebration of being a fujoshi… my personal interpretation it is a campy, dramatic song about sexual exploration. There are a lot of issues with  the culture, like objectification/fetishization, but I’m sure you could pick that up and that’s kind (message cut off end of screenshot)
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Sexy Latin Grandma @michaelfarmer.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
1-20-25
The country is probably going to be radically different four years from now.

Take a picture today. Take a picture on this day four years from now. Compare and contrast. Give yourself as much light as possible. In the photos and in your life.
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