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Sexy Latin Grandma

@michaelfarmer.bsky.social
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Proud Latin grandma. Former arms dealer out of prison and looking for love. He/him.

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Sexy Latin Grandma @michaelfarmer.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Matt Bevin is in jail now.
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Sexy Latin Grandma @michaelfarmer.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Top 5 Living Americans 1. Rick Nielsen 2. Robin Zander 3. Bun E. Carlos 4. Tom Petersson 5. Rey Mysterio
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Sexy Latin Grandma @michaelfarmer.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I’m not into that whole Omega-Ospreay shit. Make them wrestle guys who can’t or won’t let them do anything they want. Make them wrestle guys like Lance Archer or Michael Elgin.
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Sexy Latin Grandma @michaelfarmer.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Got high and read the Todd Rundgren and Utopia Wikipedia. Like one does.
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Sexy Latin Grandma @michaelfarmer.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Doing good. Totally fine.
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Sexy Latin Grandma @michaelfarmer.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Here’s my five biggest flaws: 1. Can’t fly 2. Not bulletproof 3. Eat pussy too good 4. Dick too big 5. Make women cum too hard
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Sexy Latin Grandma @michaelfarmer.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
You start to get tired of the Fox News overexposed, lead breathing, social media poisoned room temperature IQ MAGA about nine years ago.
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Sexy Latin Grandma @michaelfarmer.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Sometimes I listen to chud podcasts because otherwise I would never hear sentences like “Batman’s a cuck.”
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Sexy Latin Grandma @michaelfarmer.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Trying to put her on game.
A recommendation from me to Olivia Rodrigo to listen to Japanese noise band Les Rallizes Denudes.
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Sexy Latin Grandma @michaelfarmer.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
I give up. I don’t want to sing anymore. I don’t want to stand up before an indifferent crowd and open my heart up. Deaf ears and a bad PA. They can’t hear the words anyway. Other bands waiting for their turn to play.
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Sexy Latin Grandma @michaelfarmer.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
RIP Michael Jackson you would have loved Telegram.
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Sexy Latin Grandma @michaelfarmer.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
One day I will share the story of how I fucked up this flight to Las Vegas.
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Sexy Latin Grandma @michaelfarmer.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
I will be forced to wear a scarlet T for Tourette’s from now on.
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Sexy Latin Grandma @michaelfarmer.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Watching AEW right now
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Sexy Latin Grandma @michaelfarmer.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
I would like to congratulate Donald Trump on his induction into the Songwriters Hall of Fame.
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Sexy Latin Grandma @michaelfarmer.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Anyway, I heard that The Cure needs a new keyboard player.
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Sexy Latin Grandma @michaelfarmer.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Threads is so dead that the death of a guy in The Cure who isn’t Robert Smith is trending.
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Sexy Latin Grandma @michaelfarmer.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Threads is shit
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Sexy Latin Grandma @michaelfarmer.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
What can I realistically say about any of this shit?
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Sexy Latin Grandma @michaelfarmer.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
As it turns out my neighbor really loves the last song on Captain Beefheart’s “Doc At The Radar Station”. Keeps banging on the wall.
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Sexy Latin Grandma @michaelfarmer.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
“We make a special art in an environment hostile to dreamers.” - Frank Zappa (1940-1993)
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Sexy Latin Grandma @michaelfarmer.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
@thetommyers.bsky.social please come back to Twitter. We all miss you.
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Sexy Latin Grandma @michaelfarmer.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
I identify as an HBCU (Jeff Bezos’ ex-wife please give me $40 million).
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Sexy Latin Grandma @michaelfarmer.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
I want to hunt down, fuck and eventually kill a Pokémon but unfortunately they’re not real no officer I have not been drinking why?
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Sexy Latin Grandma @michaelfarmer.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
Do you understand how easy it is to make people on threads mad?
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Sexy Latin Grandma @michaelfarmer.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
You can’t have a political debate on twitter because some people (probably a bot) will go “Oh YEAH what about HUnTEr BIDeN?!!!”
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Sexy Latin Grandma @michaelfarmer.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Can’t wait to see ads for ICE during the Super Bowl. 😡
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Sexy Latin Grandma @michaelfarmer.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
My Blatant Attempt To Get Banned From TikTok youtu.be/lK_NSEJEsCQ
youtu.be
My Blatant Attempt To Get Banned From TikTok
YouTube video by MikeWritesAndSings
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Sexy Latin Grandma @michaelfarmer.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
youtu.be/qgqaQHFHym4?...
youtu.be
Ron Carter - Satie Gymnopedie Freefall - from Friends #roncarterbassist #friends
YouTube video by Ron Carter Bassist
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Sexy Latin Grandma @michaelfarmer.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
Separated at birth?
sombr Slim Goodbody
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Sexy Latin Grandma @michaelfarmer.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
“Hey Frank Zappa, could you take one of the weirder songs off Absolutely Free and make it sound like the Rocky theme” “Say less” youtu.be/pMd3ult53XI?...
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Duke Of Orchestral Prunes
YouTube video by Frank Zappa - Topic
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Bradley Morgan @bradleymorgan.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
🧵Today marks the 40th anniversary of the Senate hearings where Frank Zappa, Dee Snider, and John Denver delivered their testimony against the Parents Music Resource Center (PMRC) over their proposal to put warning labels on albums. (1/3)
Frank Zappa testifying before Senate regarding the Parents Music Resource Center (PMRC)
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Sexy Latin Grandma @michaelfarmer.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
The Telecommunications Act of 1996 had far more impact than any of us could imagine.
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Sexy Latin Grandma @michaelfarmer.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
While I was out the first Amendment apparently went up in smoke. Just want you to know that the only thing stopping the revolution is tomorrow.
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Sexy Latin Grandma @michaelfarmer.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
“I notice that you’re watching the concert. Mind if I slide in front of you. You’ll have plenty of room.”
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Sexy Latin Grandma @michaelfarmer.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
I’d be so pissed off if a bullet hit me and it said “haha your gay”. Like c’mon be an adult when you shoot me.
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Sexy Latin Grandma @michaelfarmer.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Woke up feeling like shit. Was laughing all night.
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Sexy Latin Grandma @michaelfarmer.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
I condemn Israel’s assassination of Charlie Kirk.
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Sexy Latin Grandma @michaelfarmer.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
RFK Jr. blames video games for gun violence and then an old man in Utah shoots Charlie Kirk. Fuckin’ Super Mario Bros 2 and Tecmo Bowl on the NES got people broken brained over here.
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Sexy Latin Grandma @michaelfarmer.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
People have been making St. Floyd jokes for five years so don’t get mad at me for having a couple of laughs today.
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Sexy Latin Grandma @michaelfarmer.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
My threads has been the equivalent of Kobe Bryant throwing up bullshit at the rim and still hitting it.
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Sexy Latin Grandma @michaelfarmer.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
I’m still watching Moomin the day after the Bears lost.
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Sexy Latin Grandma @michaelfarmer.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
I leave the gym and the Bears are up 17-6. By the time I get home the Vikings have scored fourteen unanswered points. Gonna be a great season, everyone.
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Sexy Latin Grandma @michaelfarmer.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
What a week and it just got started. The Supreme Court said “papers please” and the Epstein estate said “here’s a creepy letter Trump sent our client, you figure it out”
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Sexy Latin Grandma @michaelfarmer.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
What WCW Superbrawl 1992 would look like if it were booked by Paul Triple H Levesque
Matches: Sting vs. Lex Luger for the WCW World Heavyweight Championship 
Barry Windham and Dustin Rhodes vs. Steve Austin and Larry Zbyskyo
Van Hammer and Z-Man vs. Richard Morton and Vinnie Vegas 
Ron Simmons vs. Cactus Jack
Marcus Alexander Bagwell vs. Terrance Taylor

Notable matches from Superbrawl 1992 left off the Paul Levesque version: 
Rick Rude vs. Ricky Steamboat for the WCW United States Championship 
Arn Anderson and Bobby Eaton vs. The Steiner Brothers for the Tag Team Championship 
Flyin Brian vs. Jushin Thunder Liger for the Light Heavyweight Championship
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Sexy Latin Grandma @michaelfarmer.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
All this ID moderation with YouTube, TikTok etc but Kick is the app that needs to vaporized for the common good. It’s the one streaming app that rewards wanton violence. Two people have died on Kick this week.
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Sexy Latin Grandma @michaelfarmer.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
I don’t think I can do it anymore
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Sexy Latin Grandma @michaelfarmer.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
I have been an ex-WWE fan for over a decade and that decision has aged like fine wine.
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Sexy Latin Grandma @michaelfarmer.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
We need to get better acquainted with the “not interested” button on social media platforms.
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Sexy Latin Grandma @michaelfarmer.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Hot take: Gawker would have ruined themselves even if Hulk Hogan had never sued them. They had previously posted photos of socialites in compromised positions. Furthermore, they would not have survived the Fappening.
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