Michael @michaelc96.bsky.social · 28/09/2026There is nothing to be proud of here: Congress Chain 🏛️ · Senate I recognised 4️⃣8️⃣ senators in a row. How long is your chain? toys.jamesomalley.co.uk/congresschain/ 100
Michael @michaelc96.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Just very funny the extent that UEFA absolutely despise this man who used to be one of their own. I truly don’t think he has a bigger hater. 010
Michael @michaelc96.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Glad to have been a proud hater since 2011 www.dailymail.com/debate/artic... 171
Michael @michaelc96.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Anyway, had a blast, 10/10. Great festival, great city. The Glasgow of Sweden, they call it. Well, maybe they don’t, but they should! 040
Michael @michaelc96.bsky.social · 16/08/2026And I saw Lorde for the fist time which was a really special moment 😭 120
Michael @michaelc96.bsky.social · 16/08/2026(Other nationalities other than Swedish are available) Like, in a huge moment for teenage Michael, The xx 110
Michael @michaelc96.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Went in knowing next to nothing about Anna von Hausswolff and I was blown away 110
Michael @michaelc96.bsky.social · 16/08/2026When Agnes, like the Pied Piper of Sweden, led every gay in Gothenburg across the river to a warehouse by the docks at 2am 130
Michael @michaelc96.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Well let’s never do that again, 0/10, would not recommend 1110
Michael @michaelc96.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Shockingly, I have the entire 300 seats of the office to myself #Hustler #Grindset 2360
Michael @michaelc96.bsky.social · 30/07/2026I go around the corner to get my mushroom pakora from this man! 161
Michael @michaelc96.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Something gloriously on brand about the fact precisely one comment has been allowed on his Instagram post trying to sell this and it’s the most AI-written comment you’ll ever see 000
Michael @michaelc96.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Aussies have decided they don’t win enough gold at swimming and are now goldmaxxing 050
Michael @michaelc96.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Reminds me of this Makerfield gem. At least he’s honest! 141
Michael @michaelc96.bsky.social · 06/07/2026If I had a pound for every quotable Nancy Pelosi start of day greeting that I overly rely on, I’d have £2. Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird it’s happened twice! 010
Michael @michaelc96.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Concept: we take the ref from last night and have them referee *checks notes* THE MASSACRE OF NUREMBERG en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_... 230
Michael @michaelc96.bsky.social · 04/07/2026No need to stay up late tomorrow night because an old FM24 save has already predicted with 100% accuracy what happens 330
Michael @michaelc96.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Even if Brazil annihilate us tonight and we end up with 3 point and -34 GD, THE DREAM IS STILL ON 010
Michael @michaelc96.bsky.social · 23/06/2026I’m now onto the “we could get hammered 6-0 and still maybe qualify” part of the grief process 100
Michael @michaelc96.bsky.social · 22/06/2026You gave them what they came for, most famous passenger of the 10:54 from Manchester Piccadilly 050
Michael @michaelc96.bsky.social · 17/06/2026On a train with very little signal but thankfully the resident footballing expert of the relationship is keeping me updated 170
Michael @michaelc96.bsky.social · 14/06/2026As far as I’m aware, Sid does NOT have bovine TB. Not that this stops the British state!!! 0100
Michael @michaelc96.bsky.social · 11/06/2026Big fan of my last 16 which consists of Portugal v Spain; Korea v Japan; Germany v France; and, of course, Morocco v Senegal for a beautiful AFCON final reunion 👀 010
Michael @michaelc96.bsky.social · 25/05/2026Going to tell work tomorrow that I can’t use Copilot because the Pope says so 060
Michael @michaelc96.bsky.social · 25/05/2026Just something very amusing about listing out all the banal stuff he took this risk for 2180
Michael @michaelc96.bsky.social · 25/05/2026He was just reinvesting the money back into Scotland! A patriot! 1170
Michael @michaelc96.bsky.social · 25/05/2026You can filter all of his embezzlements, this is so funny 35510
Michael @michaelc96.bsky.social · 15/05/2026I know it’s not a shock that an MSP (especially a list one) would go for it for them but it is quite funny when you’ve been back in the job for *checks notes* A WEEK 141
Michael @michaelc96.bsky.social · 13/05/2026For the first time since 1991, the two teams who can win the league face each other on the last day of the season. The Glasgow giants of Celtic/Rangers have won the league the past 41 years between them. SATURDAY IS QUITE A BIG DAY! 020
