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Michael Bradt

@michaelbradt.bsky.social
1.8K followers 397 following 365 posts

comedian; lawyer; believer in education, science, common sense, and human decency; fortwayneimprov.com

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Michael Bradt @michaelbradt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Yes they can. Make me an offer.
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Pointless Exercise @pointlessexercise.com · 02/10/2026
It's the podcast reunion you didn't know you needed. @michaelbradt.bsky.social makes a triumphant return, just in time for the 500th episode of the podcast he co-founded. open.spotify.com/episode/1iUq...
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500. "As we were saying..." - Pointless Exercise's 500th Podcast
Pointless Exercise - A Desipio Podcast · Episode
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Michael Bradt @michaelbradt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
What can I say? We have the best chemistry since Ross and Rachel. We were on a break!
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Michael Bradt @michaelbradt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I need 10 minutes just to prepare myself to cook.
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Michael Bradt @michaelbradt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
SIIIIIIGH. Happy birthday, Mark.
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Michael Bradt @michaelbradt.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The Spurs aren't going to score this season, are they?
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Michael Bradt @michaelbradt.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Won't they? He's gotten away with every illegal, corrupt thing he's done in his miserable life so far, and no one has stopped him. Words are just words and don't help anything except campaigns. DO SOMETHING.
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Michael Bradt @michaelbradt.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I'd prefer to vote for any of them sight unseen, dead or alive.
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Michael Bradt @michaelbradt.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
So if I just stopped needing a place to live, I could stop paying a mortgage? Got it!
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Michael Bradt @michaelbradt.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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Two Weeks - Total Recall Movie Scene
ALT: Two Weeks - Total Recall Movie Scene
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Michael Bradt @michaelbradt.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Thank goodness he reworded that. I was having a really hard time following what he was saying.
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Michael Bradt @michaelbradt.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
He's the one in that picture who should be wearing a hat the MOST.
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Michael Bradt @michaelbradt.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
This can't have been written by him. He correctly used "Couldn't care less."
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Michael Bradt @michaelbradt.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
If there's a barrier preventing blood from getting to my brain, please remove it.
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Michael Bradt @michaelbradt.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Well, it's never BEEN weaker or more incompetent, so that tracks.
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Michael Bradt @michaelbradt.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
"...not because I care what others think, but because I see myself being lowered in your eyes and good opinion." Not a single brain cell to be found.
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Michael Bradt @michaelbradt.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
They look like the most generic tattoos possible. Like the top three Google image search results for "tattoo."
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Michael Bradt @michaelbradt.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
He at LEAST deserves the next FIFA Peace Prize.
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Michael Bradt @michaelbradt.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Comedy also has a pretty hard-and-fast Rule of Threes, and I can't decide which one this would fall under.
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Michael Bradt @michaelbradt.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Say what you will about him, but it was at least convenient to not have to hide his spouse in China when he died.
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Michael Bradt @michaelbradt.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Sure, no problem.
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Ouija Board Paranormal Session
Alt: Ouija Board Paranormal Session
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Michael Bradt @michaelbradt.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
That's in my top-five parks. Such a great place to watch a game.
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Michael Bradt @michaelbradt.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
What an awesome response by Egypt to a bullshit call.
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Michael Bradt @michaelbradt.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
I hope they end up not issuing a single one. I suspect most of his base aren't world travelers. Other than Disney World.
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Michael Bradt @michaelbradt.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
We need Anderson Cooper to be involved with the World Cup, as I can't hear "Bosnia-Herzegovina" without thinking of Channel One.
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Michael Bradt @michaelbradt.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Promising that they'll give everything and in actuality taking everything away? Hmm, where have I seen that happen recently...?
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Michael Bradt @michaelbradt.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
The #WorldCup is awesome on a lot of levels, but extra kudos to reminding everyone what an absolute banger "Come Together" is.
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Michael Bradt @michaelbradt.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
My unblemished streak of never once successfully sharing a Google Drive document on the first try continues.
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Michael Bradt @michaelbradt.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Is there any way to watch the World Cup WITHOUT seeing James Corden?
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Michael Bradt @michaelbradt.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Golf is an RNG game.
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Michael Bradt @michaelbradt.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
If I had a time machine, I would go back and stop myself from ever having two Google accounts. It's an absolute tsunami of frustration.
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Michael Bradt @michaelbradt.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
My mom's was Pac Man.
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Michael Bradt @michaelbradt.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Enshittification should be required reading for all humans, but, oh, boy do I need to take frequent breaks from reading it.
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Michael Bradt @michaelbradt.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Maybe they're in a fight cl- You know what? Forget I said anything.
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Michael Bradt @michaelbradt.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Because our electorate is basically 4chan.
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Michael Bradt @michaelbradt.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
He's a lapdog who was probably waiting for permission. Real comedians are fearless, and he's the farthest thing from that.
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Michael Bradt @michaelbradt.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Remember when he played dumb when Kimmel was suspended? He's spineless and generic, which is exactly why he has his job.
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Michael Bradt @michaelbradt.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Shh shh shh. The adult are speaking.
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Michael Bradt @michaelbradt.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Uncle Thomas.
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Michael Bradt @michaelbradt.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Stephen King's Under the Dumb.
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Michael Bradt @michaelbradt.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Or the illegal ones, at least. Same difference, I guess.
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Michael Bradt @michaelbradt.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Their food isn't straight up poisoned, too.
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Michael Bradt @michaelbradt.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
What reputation of hers does this harm, exactly? She's always been disgusting.
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Michael Bradt @michaelbradt.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Around this time every year I question whether the stress of tax season is worth being self-employed. And every single year I consider just getting a job working for someone else, getting a W-2, and going back to doing my own taxes. Then I remember that it's much more fun when I'M the idiot boss.
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Michael Bradt @michaelbradt.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
"I believe so. *HIC*" FTFY
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Michael Bradt @michaelbradt.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Or Congress. Amazing how effective standing up to a gutless bully is. I learned this lesson in 4th grade, when I was about 2 years more emotionally intelligent than the orange clown is right now.
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Michael Bradt @michaelbradt.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Don't the Red Sox have the worst record in baseball? They're 12?
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Michael Bradt @michaelbradt.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
An easy rule of thumb is to stop listening to anyone the first time they pronounce it "nuke-u-lar." Clown college.
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Michael Bradt @michaelbradt.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
I'm so tired of this. A quick Google search easily refutes his bullshit, but you have to be intelligent enough to smell the bullshit, and a large portion of his supporters are not.
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Michael Bradt @michaelbradt.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
How did I get WORSE at swallowing as my life progressed?
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