Michael @michaelalvarez.bsky.social · 12/01/2025Had the strangest date of my life tonight. He was super in to me, initiated everything, made out with me in his car, gave me his number, and then when I get home to text him I see that’s he’s blocked me everywhere. Wtf 010
Michael @michaelalvarez.bsky.social · 06/01/2025Vote for Selina 🐾 americasfavpet.com/2025/selina-...americasfavpet.comWill Selina take home $10,000 and be featured on the cover of Modern Cat? You decide!Selina is a loyal, affectionate, and playful baby girl. She enjoys cuddling on the couch, sunbathing, and ripping up paper bags 010
Michael @michaelalvarez.bsky.social · 06/01/2025I don’t answer phone calls from Houston if they don’t have a 713, 281, or 832 area code 120
Michael @michaelalvarez.bsky.social · 06/01/2025I get so sad when I have to be away from my cat for more than a few hours….I miss her so much, the pain is palpable 😭😭😭 my sweet precious baby angel from heaven 010
Michael @michaelalvarez.bsky.social · 26/12/2024Physically don’t have it in me to do any work for the rest of the year 020
Michael @michaelalvarez.bsky.social · 25/12/2024Just had the worst bout of sleep paralysis I’ve ever had during my Christmas nap. Truly felt like I was dying. Anyway Merry Christmas to everyone! 120
Michael @michaelalvarez.bsky.social · 21/12/2024My teenage brothers told me there was a fight in their school and I asked if they recorded it and put it on world star hip hop and they looked at me with the most confused look and asked, “what’s world star hip hop?” I’m old as FUCK apparently 030
Michael @michaelalvarez.bsky.social · 21/12/2024If I were to become a drag queen wrestler, my name would be Erin Rock A Bitch 020
Michael @michaelalvarez.bsky.social · 11/12/2024Once again, I have a strong and sudden urge to move to Chicago 010
Michael @michaelalvarez.bsky.social · 11/12/2024The problem with RHOBH is that all of the side characters are more interesting and entertaining than the main cast. Like give me a show with Jennifer Tilly, Denise Richards, Camille Grammer, Kathy Hilton, and Kim Richards as the main cast 020
Michael @michaelalvarez.bsky.social · 09/12/2024Has anyone made an LPSG page for Luigi Mangione yet 010
Michael @michaelalvarez.bsky.social · 26/11/2024I miss when Lana was overweight and unpopular. She was so real back then 030
Michael @michaelalvarez.bsky.social · 26/11/2024I have recently become entranced by the musical stylings of Ms. Linda Ronstadt 010
Michael @michaelalvarez.bsky.social · 24/11/2024Playing trance house music to calm my cat down on this car ride 020
Michael @michaelalvarez.bsky.social · 21/11/2024Could you leave please? You’re right in my eye line. 000
Michael @michaelalvarez.bsky.social · 21/11/2024Ray of Light, Music, American Life, and Confessions are Madonna’s best albums 120
Michael @michaelalvarez.bsky.social · 20/11/2024There’s a huge void in the media landscape because of the demise of Joan Rivers and Wendy Williams. The pendulum has swung way too far in the other direction and everything on TV is now way too sanitized and schmaltzy. The people yearn for snarky divas skewering the rich and famous 130
Michael @michaelalvarez.bsky.social · 20/11/2024Speaking of BlueSky, have any of y’all seen BLUE SKY (1994) starring Jessica Lange and Tommy Lee Jones? Jessica won her 2nd Oscar for her performance in it 100
Michael @michaelalvarez.bsky.social · 20/11/2024I used to think that Rue McClanahan sang the theme song for The Golden Girls 100
Michael @michaelalvarez.bsky.social · 20/11/2024Had to inform one of my friends that Karen Carpenter is dead ☹️ 000
Michael @michaelalvarez.bsky.social · 20/11/2024I can’t wait to start getting Botox and other cosmetic procedures and then tell people that I’ve just been working out and drinking lemon water 020
Michael @michaelalvarez.bsky.social · 20/11/2024I’m straight up disengaging and not reading the news for the next 4 years, sorry if that offends some of y’all but my mental health truly can’t take it 370
Michael @michaelalvarez.bsky.social · 19/11/2024Just deactivated my twitter account 🥲 the end of an era but it had to happen 130
Michael @michaelalvarez.bsky.social · 19/11/2024Chanel, Dior, Lagerfeld, Givenchy, Gautlier, darling NAMES NAMES NAMES!!!!! 010
Michael @michaelalvarez.bsky.social · 19/11/2024Shall we finish off the beluga or should we have some smoked salmon and nibbly things? 000
Michael @michaelalvarez.bsky.social · 18/11/2024Sharing my Halloween costume from last year for no reason at all 1100
Michael @michaelalvarez.bsky.social · 18/11/2024In other news, a Jack Schlossberg lookalike competition will be held in my bedroom this Saturday night - dm me to apply 040
Michael @michaelalvarez.bsky.social · 18/11/2024I’m not religious But I feel so moved Makes me wanna pray Pray you’ll always be heremedia.tenor.coma woman is sitting in front of a vase of flowers with the words real housewives out of contextALT: a woman is sitting in front of a vase of flowers with the words real housewives out of context 030
Reposted by MichaelNPR @npr.org · 17/11/2024Having received hundreds to thousands of fan mail each week, it's only fitting to honor White with a postage stamp.npr.orgThe USPS will honor Betty White with her own stamp in 2025Having received hundreds to thousands of fan mail each week, it's only fitting to honor White with a postage stamp. 443792520
Michael @michaelalvarez.bsky.social · 17/11/2024I may or may not have spent a large sum of money on this wreath made out of vintage Christmas ornaments 020
Michael @michaelalvarez.bsky.social · 17/11/2024Just started crying because of an emotional moment on The Simpsons omg I’m a mess 010
Michael @michaelalvarez.bsky.social · 17/11/2024I made some banana nut muffins! Shoutout to Ina Garten for the recipe 🍌 030
Reposted by MichaelKKB News & Updates @kkbnation.bsky.social · 16/11/2024Say you'll remember me Standing in a nice dress Staring at the sunset babe 213619
Michael @michaelalvarez.bsky.social · 16/11/2024Picking up a few Christmas essentials at Kuhl Linscomb…fabulous department store in Houston 🎄🎁 000
Michael @michaelalvarez.bsky.social · 16/11/2024Madonna using autotune on a song called “Nobody’s Perfect” is a stroke of genius that I didn’t appreciate or realize until just now 180
Michael @michaelalvarez.bsky.social · 16/11/2024BlueSky feels like what Twitter was originally. Just people being lighthearted and silly without any bots or right wing trolls going after you. I’m so much happier here 020
Reposted by MichaelJP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 16/11/2024you deserve jail for this but it also convinced me this place has the juice 888617790
Michael @michaelalvarez.bsky.social · 16/11/2024Do you know what it feels like for a girl in this world? 110
Michael @michaelalvarez.bsky.social · 16/11/2024People of bluesky, let’s get to know each other better. What is your favorite movie? Quote share your answer in GIF form onlymedia.tenor.coma gif of a woman sitting on a couch with gif-weenus written on the bottomALT: a gif of a woman sitting on a couch with gif-weenus written on the bottom 000
