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Michael Taylor @michael103.bsky.social · 3h

Crisp sandwich needs a thick layer of butter on both slices

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Michael Taylor @michael103.bsky.social · 3h

Breville - butter on the outside.

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Michael Taylor @michael103.bsky.social · 3h

In the time before the internet we learned this type of thing round the back of the bike shed or on the back seat of the bus on the way home. Both slices must be buttered, there’s so many reasons for this that you’ll only find out if you do so. What’s beyond strange is only buttering one slice.

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Michael Taylor @michael103.bsky.social · 3h

Things that are polling more popular than Donald Trump… Norovirus Dental work without anaesthetic 22 weeks of roadworks Miscalculation of available toilet paper Current line up of Strictly hosts Savoury ice cream Vinegar in a paper cut Waving a pillow at a smoke alarm Funsize chocolate

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Michael Taylor @michael103.bsky.social · 3h

How about making other investments more attractive, not increasing tax on 2nd, 3rd, 4th… property ownership. I’m not a second property owner, doing the math today, it just doesn’t stack up, but a few years back it did. It was popular due to poorly performing alternatives for people to invest in.

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Michael Taylor @michael103.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Don’t give cunts like that your energy. Lost my mother to Alzheimer’s, watched it destroy my Dad (he’s not the same man he used to be) It robbed them of time together they had planned into their retirement. They ended up spending life savings on care. She missed watching her granddaughter grow up.

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Michael Taylor @michael103.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Clearly fake: 18 days - they don’t give that much PTO in USA.

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Michael Taylor @michael103.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

XSI - so this is the equivalent of Elon doing handbrake turns in a Tesco car park to impress the ladies.

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Michael Taylor @michael103.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Go with minced beef and grated mushroom in a shepherds/cottage pie. 250g lean mince with 250g grated mushrooms. Cook the mince with onions until really well browned then add the grated mushroom and cook it until the liquid goes and it’s sizzling. Would also work for lasagne.

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Michael Taylor @michael103.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

The defence of using proportionate means of achieving a legitimate aim of encouraging face to face communication would be used. Whether it’s upheld would be up to the courts

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Michael Taylor @michael103.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

A Faraday Cage is not explicitly banned under the Wireless Telegraphy Act 2006, because it’s passive.

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Michael Taylor @michael103.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

The Ozempic has addled honest Bob’s mind.

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Michael Taylor @michael103.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Someone can always go outside to make a call and if the venue is clear about their arrangements on then it’s a matter of choice.

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Michael Taylor @michael103.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Trump was never good with fractions

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Michael Taylor @michael103.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

If he sells them F35, will we be able to buy a cheaper more reliable unlocked copy in a few months time?

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Michael Taylor @michael103.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I fear Julie is fighting a war where everyone is the enemy.

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Michael Taylor @michael103.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Burnham seems to want to achieve a lot of things without having the wherewithal, political will or support to do so. He then backs off and moves to the next topic. He’s a dreamer.

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Michael Taylor @michael103.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Any questions? There was no salary indication in the advert, what’s the package? What are you looking for? Do you have a range? No, we don’t what are you earning? I’m on £xx, I’m flexible, this is local. Laughs to colleague, good luck with that, it’s more than I’m on. Ok it’s been lovely meeting you

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Michael Taylor @michael103.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Shes spinning her “There’s no excuse for being” headline generator… Fat Poor Uneducated Unemployed Long term sick In debt Old Unfashionable Multicultural Late Vegan and spewing the usual bilge.

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Michael Taylor @michael103.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

That’s crazy talk, get some good food and quality sleep and it’ll all fall back into place soon enough.

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Michael Taylor @michael103.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Spending it well, achieving value is the other side of the equation (literally). Defence spending in particular is littered with failures, overspend and poor value, yet the measure is the amount spent. Given the pace of change in this sector, procurement needs a shakeup.

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Michael Taylor @michael103.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

You know the drill… Tear it up into little pieces Return via post (freepost if possible)

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Michael Taylor @michael103.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Back Zack and Craic…. Love it 🤣🤣🤣

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Michael Taylor @michael103.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Been to plenty of sell out gigs, including ones where fellow attendees are complaining about costs having had to buy on secondary market or back in the old days- ticket touts. There’s also a credibility angle for venues and artists who respect their fan bases (Robert Smith for Example).

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Michael Taylor @michael103.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

If it stops the secondary market vastly inflating ticket costs, the venue may see punters with more money in their pockets to purchase drinks, food and merchandise.

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Michael Taylor @michael103.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

5. Faraday cages integrated into venues so phones don’t work, forcing people to interact.

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Michael Taylor @michael103.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

4. Club nights where you have to call a phone line to find the location on the evening and you pay on the door.

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Michael Taylor @michael103.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I used to buy tickets from record stores or ring up the ticket office or venue box office and pay over the phone and they were posted to you. We got our Oasis Knebworth 1996 tickets from a record store in Hatfield. I bought 1990 Cure tickets on the phone, they were posted. Same for Glastonbury 2002.

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Michael Taylor @michael103.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I’ve had someone bring a brown bag “I tend to puke when I’m nervous” Another needed the toilet on the tour. 40 mins later still in the toilet “are you ok” “yes” One said they had my now wife’s job - interesting when I called them out. One lied so enthusiastically I let them run with it for 30 mins.

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Michael Taylor @michael103.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Drugs were better in the 1990’s; they’re clearly way too strong now. Don’t think she’s coming back.

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Michael Taylor @michael103.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Just imagine… He wants the world to know Got to let it show Tommo’s coming out He wants the world to know got to let it show

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Michael Taylor @michael103.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Too much polyester to iron, would burn right through. If they were serious about this paramilitary thing they’d invest in better quality clothes made of natural fibres. They’re amateurs in all respects.

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Michael Taylor @michael103.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

It’s very difficult. You invest in one pair of black shorts, a matching top and balaclava thinking you’ll use them once or twice. Next thing you know, captain thugwash has you out every other day and your fascist gear has gone grey from multiple quick wash cycles. Hurrah for the grey shirts.

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Michael Taylor @michael103.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Call someone a massive cock and look what they do.

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Michael Taylor @michael103.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

French would have the water cannons, tear gas and dogs out by now.

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