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Michael, Beetle Lord

@michael.jagreview.com
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Personal account of the guy that runs Just Another Game Review @jagreview.com Posting almost exclusively about video games in a desperate attempt to get my Discover feed to do the same (it's not working, someone please help me).

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Michael, Beetle Lord @michael.jagreview.com · 06/10/2026
Surprise, I'm not dead, just caught up with life and a new hobby (and possibly crippled by undiagnosed ADHD). Big thanks to @leik.games for the game code, and a huge apology for taking so long to actually review it due to a two-week vacation followed by another week of exhaustion and illness, lmao.
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Michael, Beetle Lord @michael.jagreview.com · 25/07/2026
Sorry to be controversial but I
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Michael, Beetle Lord @michael.jagreview.com · 15/05/2026
why did I do this Source: Dead as Disco
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Michael, Beetle Lord @michael.jagreview.com · 14/05/2026
Sorry to be controversial but I don't think
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Michael, Beetle Lord @michael.jagreview.com · 06/05/2026
Regarding Animal Crossing hourly music: New Leaf is indoor music, New Horizons is outdoor music I will not explain
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Michael, Beetle Lord @michael.jagreview.com · 06/05/2026
That addiction never stopped and you know it
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Michael, Beetle Lord @michael.jagreview.com · 01/05/2026
Sorry to be controversial but I think
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Just Another Game Review @jagreview.com · 30/04/2026
"RE9 is an easy enough recommendation for the Grace sections alone, but it’s a shame those parts are somewhat bogged down by some of Resident Evil’s worst habits." - @gordon.jagreview.com Read the full review for Resident Evil Requiem here: jagreview.com/2026/04/20/r...
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Review: Resident Evil Requiem (2026)
Platform(s): PC (Steam, Epic Games), Nintendo Switch 2, PS5, Xbox Series X|S Verdict: POSITIVE This game is a bit of a tough one, and I kind of figured it would be when Capcom announced that Requie…
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JuniperTheory @bimbo.city · 19/12/2025
hey, do you play games on steam? want to do something nice for the devs of the games you've played this year this holiday season? just go through the last 10-20 games you played and post a short positive review for them. reviews are SO important to the steam algorithm, this is a good thing to do!
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Michael, Beetle Lord @michael.jagreview.com · 13/12/2025
That's the menu I was referring to (hands move faster than brain and I typed the wrong word, sorry). It'd be cool to see some of the details from that page in the voting page itself, because I feel like most voters are going to gloss over anything that's on a separate webpage.
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Michael, Beetle Lord @michael.jagreview.com · 13/12/2025
Fortnite eat your heart out (Source: PEAK + bbno$ / Ironmouse / vanillamace collab event)
Two gigantic player characters dance in the ocean next to an island.Two gigantic player characters and two gigantic green creatures dance in the ocean next to an island.A gigantic man looks down at the player and holds his hand out towards them.
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Michael, Beetle Lord @michael.jagreview.com · 12/12/2025
It also didn't help that the specific accessibility features that made them eligible for the reward was buried behind a separate menu during voting, so I'd bet most voters didn't even see it then.
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Michael, Beetle Lord @michael.jagreview.com · 01/12/2025
It immediately became one of my best implants because it let me re-equip a 6d2 maghammer that I stowed away once I found a lower-damage mace that spawns clockwork beetles on hit. Now I can use both, plus I can one-hand a sniper rifle and a bow at the same time...somehow.
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Michael, Beetle Lord @michael.jagreview.com · 01/12/2025
Caves of Qud has two kinds of cybernetic implants: A. A device too small for the human eye, capable of manipulating the very fabric of reality to let you warp through space at will B. Yaoi hands
An item called a "matter recompositer", which lets you teleport to a random, explored space on the map.An item called "giant hands", which lets you wield two-handed weapons in one hand.
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Michael, Beetle Lord @michael.jagreview.com · 27/11/2025
Update: I am the Beetle Lord
A player character is shown on a top-down grid standing next to 53 clockwork beetles.
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Michael, Beetle Lord @michael.jagreview.com · 26/11/2025
Caves of Qud is by far the most wet game I have ever played
A map with a large pool of salty water and dozens of map tiles filled with streaks of a multi-color slurry of other fluids like blood, slime, and brackish water.
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Michael, Beetle Lord @michael.jagreview.com · 26/11/2025
Came back to Caves of Qud after 10 months away. First new place I visit gives me a mace that spawns friendly clockwork beetles every time I bonk someone over the head with it. It's good to be back.
A player character is shown on a top-down grid surrounded by 21 clockwork beetles.
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Just Another Game Review @jagreview.com · 25/11/2025
"I went in expecting another second monitor "number go up" time killer and wound up with a shockingly compelling mystery story that sat firmly on my main monitor basically the whole way through." - @michael.jagreview.com Read the full review for Asbury Pines here: jagreview.com/2025/11/24/r...
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Review: Asbury Pines (2025)
Platform(s): PC (Steam) Version: Early Access v3.00.004 Verdict: POSITIVE Short Answer: An incremental resource management game with a time-hopping murder mystery narrative twist. The gameplay is s…
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Michael, Beetle Lord @michael.jagreview.com · 23/11/2025
This guy gets it
A text box from a player that reads "what's with the middle school arguments when we're all uncs now LOL"
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Michael, Beetle Lord @michael.jagreview.com · 23/11/2025
I'm watching maybe a dozen players bickering in MapleStory Idle's world chat, and I've gotta get this off my chest: letting players broadcast messages to every other player online might be the single biggest mistake of MMO game design, especially if you can't mute that particular message channel.
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Michael, Beetle Lord @michael.jagreview.com · 23/11/2025
Truly my greatest gaming achievement. (Source: Asbury Pines)
A Steam achievement titled "Snail Lord", earned for producing ten million snails.
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Michael, Beetle Lord @michael.jagreview.com · 20/11/2025
Additional links and a message from the lead developer (who so graciously gave me my copy of the game) can be found here: bsky.app/profile/wedn...
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Michael, Beetle Lord @michael.jagreview.com · 20/11/2025
I was recently given a copy of Wednesdays, a visual novel about healing from child sexual abuse. In honor of World Children's Day, the game has been made free to keep if you grab it before November 21. If you'd like to know more before picking it up, you can read my review at the quoted post below.
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Save 100% on Wednesdays on Steam
"The hardest part is not to speak up. It’s being heard." Part video game, part graphic novel, Wednesdays seeks to raise awareness about child sexual abuse through a surprisingly hope-filled ...
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Pierrec @wednesdays-game.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Wednesdays is ✨ free ✨ for World Children's Day in order to raise awareness about child sexual abuse. Grab it on Steam: store.steampowered.com/app/2747770/... or Itch: artefrance.itch.io/wednesdays before November 21th 9PM CET!
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Michael, Beetle Lord @michael.jagreview.com · 17/11/2025
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a close up of a person 's face with a purple background .
Alt: A Pokemon shaped like a large sea star with a gem in the middle uses its points like human limbs and runs from right to left out of frame at high speed.
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Gordon @gordon.jagreview.com · 15/11/2025
I crawled out of my hole to play Battlefield 6. I should have stayed in the hole. It sucks. It's worse than living in the hole. It made me miss the dark, cold hole. Don't play it. It is bad. I wrote a review of it for @jagreview.com. You can read the full review here: jagreview.com/2025/11/14/r...
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Review: Battlefield 6 (2025)
Platform(s): PC (Steam, Epic Games, EA App), PS5, Xbox Series X|S Verdict: NEGATIVE I haven’t regularly played a modern military shooter in many years, and Battlefield 6 does nothing to make me wan…
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Just Another Game Review @jagreview.com · 14/11/2025
"It wears the skin of BF3, an infinitely better game, without understanding what made that game fun to play." - @gordon.jagreview.com Read the full review for Battlefield 6 here: jagreview.com/2025/11/14/r...
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Review: Battlefield 6 (2025)
Platform(s): PC (Steam, Epic Games, EA App), PS5, Xbox Series X|S Verdict: NEGATIVE I haven’t regularly played a modern military shooter in many years, and Battlefield 6 does nothing to make me wan…
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Michael, Beetle Lord @michael.jagreview.com · 12/11/2025
Good series overall? It's on my list of "manga to read eventually" but I don't know much about it.
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Michael, Beetle Lord @michael.jagreview.com · 11/11/2025
Am I wrong
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Michael, Beetle Lord @michael.jagreview.com · 10/11/2025
Well there's your problem, you're supposed to use your fingers to send the replies
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Michael, Beetle Lord @michael.jagreview.com · 10/11/2025
I put off playing this game for way too long, but it ended up being the perfect way to spend a not-so-scary Halloween night (yes I know I'm posting this in like mid-November, I'm slow, don't judge me).
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Blue Prince @blueprincegame.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
A plea for help. 🙏 One of the lead playtesters of Blue Prince, Iggy, has polycystic kidney disease and has only a few months to find a living kidney donor. His story, contact and donor information can all be found on iggyland.org Please help us in sharing his story and getting the word out.💙
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Michael, Beetle Lord @michael.jagreview.com · 05/11/2025
I just beat My Friendly Neighborhood a few days ago and wanted to mess around with some of the cheats I'd unlocked during my run. Turns out starting a new game with cheats doesn't disable achievements, and accidentally triggering the ending unlocked three achievements in the funniest order possible.
Three Steam achievements for clearing the game My Friendly Neighborhood with an A rank, an S rank, and an S rank on normal or harder difficulty respectively. The icons next to each achievement spell the word "ass".
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Michael, Beetle Lord @michael.jagreview.com · 19/10/2025
New favorite mall activity: find pop culture stores with a graphic tee display, look for stacks of any shirt with someone's face on them, and fold the top of the stack in such a way that it deletes their nose.
A stack of t-shirts with the face of actor Pedro Pascal on them. The top two shirts are folded in such a way that his nose is missing and no space exists between his eyes and mouth.A stack of t-shirts with the face of Lord Farquaad from the movie Shrek on them. The top two shirts are folded in such a way that his nose is missing and no space exists between his eyes and mouth.A stack of t-shirts with the likeness of wrestlers Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson and Stone Cold Steve Austin on them. The top two shirts are folded in such a way that their noses are missing and no space exists between their eyes and mouths.
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Michael, Beetle Lord @michael.jagreview.com · 13/10/2025
I love Steam Next Fest
A Steam game collection with 62 games inside titled "Demos (Unplayed)".
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Michael, Beetle Lord @michael.jagreview.com · 05/10/2025
This is how I ended up being gifted a copy of Bad Rats on Steam in 2025
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Michael, Beetle Lord @michael.jagreview.com · 01/10/2025
Slime Rancher 2 Pro Tip: If you can successfully get a Lucky Slime zapped by a bolt of lightning, it does absolutely nothing.
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Michael, Beetle Lord @michael.jagreview.com · 27/09/2025
Play Kulebra and the Souls of Limbo ASAP it's SO good
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Michael, Beetle Lord @michael.jagreview.com · 27/09/2025
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a man in a suit and tie is saying you keep talking .
Alt: A man in a suit and tie leans forward and points to another person and says "You, keep talking."
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Michael, Beetle Lord @michael.jagreview.com · 22/09/2025
Yeah.
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Michael, Beetle Lord @michael.jagreview.com · 15/09/2025
Me: -holding down the mouse to smack nearby enemies- My friend: "How do you deal with the noise of the whip going *all the time*?" Me: "Yeah."
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Michael, Beetle Lord @michael.jagreview.com · 15/09/2025
Summoner is the best class in Terraria. You get to spawn a bunch of little goobers to fight for you while you smack enemies from a distance with a whip that annoys every player of the vicinity with the sound it makes. I will not stop playing this class in every run of this game.
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Michael, Beetle Lord @michael.jagreview.com · 13/09/2025
look at this dude
A player character from the game Terraria, who is wearing a giant fish costume and standing next to a smaller flying fish.
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Michael, Beetle Lord @michael.jagreview.com · 13/09/2025
Okay so life got in the way and I was VERY late to finishing this write-up, but it's here now. This was at the top of my most anticipated games list ever since I played one of its old demos a few years back, and I'm so glad I finally got to experience the full thing.
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Michael, Beetle Lord @michael.jagreview.com · 12/09/2025
I think RSS should make a comeback
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Michael, Beetle Lord @michael.jagreview.com · 10/09/2025
urara...
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Michael, Beetle Lord @michael.jagreview.com · 06/09/2025
"extra crispy"
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Michael, Beetle Lord @michael.jagreview.com · 04/09/2025
This would be good news
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Just Another Game Review @jagreview.com · 04/09/2025
"I don't think that this is a game I'll dump a hundred hours into or anything, but it got me to engage with a genre that I normally don't enjoy playing, and that's got to be worth something." - @michael.jagreview.com Read the full review of Hot Pot Game here: jagreview.com/2025/09/03/r...
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Review: Hot Pot Game (2025)
Platform(s): PC (Steam) Version: 1.0.4 Verdict: POSITIVE DISCLAIMER: Game code received for free by the developer. All thoughts and opinions written here are my own. Short Answer: A Suika-styl…
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Michael, Beetle Lord @michael.jagreview.com · 31/08/2025
I want you to know that I'm now very jealous about you going to PAX solely for this reason
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