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michael carriere

@michael.carriere.org
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chief beard at @zapdot.com geek. dad. designer. developer. perfunctory pun factory. on the infinite road to better!

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michael carriere @michael.carriere.org · 25/11/2025
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michael carriere @michael.carriere.org · 26/09/2025
Sometimes, you need to stand your ground.
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michael carriere @michael.carriere.org · 22/07/2025
Here's an example of two different "review" sites contacting us. Often they have very repetitive content. Sometimes the sites they list straight up don't exist.
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michael carriere @michael.carriere.org · 08/01/2022
are you ok @USPS?
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michael carriere @michael.carriere.org · 15/08/2020
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michael carriere @michael.carriere.org · 02/06/2020
And now they have a label to brand all who oppose their tyranny.
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michael carriere @michael.carriere.org · 26/04/2020
I called again -- Fortunato! #ACNH
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michael carriere @michael.carriere.org · 24/04/2020
> So, have you done any music direction before? Me: A bit, yeah.
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michael carriere @michael.carriere.org · 12/04/2020
There is a QA joke in here somewhere, just ignore the bugs. #ACNH
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michael carriere @michael.carriere.org · 07/04/2020
Has @NintendoAmerica made any statements about more Ring Fit units going into production? The online market for it is getting pretty ridiculous.
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michael carriere @michael.carriere.org · 03/04/2020
Feelin rich might delete later #ACNH
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michael carriere @michael.carriere.org · 01/04/2020
Just remember: it's plaid -- but it could be worse.
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michael carriere @michael.carriere.org · 01/04/2020
Turned out I just needed to find myself. #ACNH
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michael carriere @michael.carriere.org · 30/03/2020
I don't get it, nobody comes to my sleepovers. #ACNH
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michael carriere @michael.carriere.org · 27/03/2020
QUARANTINE SURVIVAL REMINDER: Video Call Attendees *CAN* sense motion. Choose your surroundings wisely, and stay completely still to avoid detection.
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michael carriere @michael.carriere.org · 26/03/2020
Finding a small creative outlet in making zoom backgrounds for our daily standups.
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michael carriere @michael.carriere.org · 24/11/2019
I can’t tell if Control is messing with me, but this brightness calibration widget references three icons and only shows two.
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michael carriere @michael.carriere.org · 17/07/2019
Good advice.
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michael carriere @michael.carriere.org · 26/04/2019
SPOILER ALERT.
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michael carriere @michael.carriere.org · 11/04/2019
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michael carriere @michael.carriere.org · 16/05/2018
Welcome to @Spotify! Please tell me your middle name first. Then the first two characters of your username. Then your street number. Now your password. And finally, the rest of your username.
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michael carriere @michael.carriere.org · 04/04/2018
Tonight the @igcboston is at local STEM fair, and what better to show than @TestTubeGames amazing catalog of games!
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michael carriere @michael.carriere.org · 10/12/2017
Don't grow up.
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michael carriere @michael.carriere.org · 07/12/2017
HELP. My daughter learned the word "no" and I have no defense mechanism against this.
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michael carriere @michael.carriere.org · 03/12/2017
Weather report: it's looking like rain, dear.
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michael carriere @michael.carriere.org · 27/11/2017
Being a dad ain't easy, but I manage.
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michael carriere @michael.carriere.org · 19/10/2017
One is left to wonder, what does 47% ethically sourced coffee taste like?
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michael carriere @michael.carriere.org · 05/10/2017
My breakfast looks like someone really figured out how to relax.
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michael carriere @michael.carriere.org · 05/07/2017
SIXTY, SIRI. I said sixty.
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michael carriere @michael.carriere.org · 22/04/2017
Same.
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michael carriere @michael.carriere.org · 08/04/2017
how to raise babby?
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michael carriere @michael.carriere.org · 05/04/2017
Don't let anyone tell you AI is easy. Nine months and this one is only operating on line of sight.
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michael carriere @michael.carriere.org · 09/03/2017
Thread.
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michael carriere @michael.carriere.org · 05/02/2017
I pushed 'em a bit more than I intended for fun and some neat stuff came out.
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michael carriere @michael.carriere.org · 17/01/2017
I love this.
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michael carriere @michael.carriere.org · 08/12/2016
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michael carriere @michael.carriere.org · 05/12/2016
I'll play this game: 2006 - 2016.
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michael carriere @michael.carriere.org · 18/11/2016
Got my art on today!
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michael carriere @michael.carriere.org · 08/11/2016
Do you or your teammates forget to add scenes to the build settings? Take this: #unitytips #unity3d gist.github.com/mrcarriere/923…
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michael carriere @michael.carriere.org · 30/10/2016
Don’t boo, vote.
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michael carriere @michael.carriere.org · 28/10/2016
I swear to god we make games sometimes.
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michael carriere @michael.carriere.org · 25/10/2016
On the bus, I see the final clue. We are so close, don’t screw it up.
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michael carriere @michael.carriere.org · 10/10/2016
Testing some JS in the Chrome debug console. Create an infinite loop and this pops up. *puts on tinfoil hat*
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michael carriere @michael.carriere.org · 09/10/2016
Watching spookies all weekend. Tonight: The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari, tomorrow: the debate.
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michael carriere @michael.carriere.org · 20/09/2016
Sleep status:
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michael carriere @michael.carriere.org · 17/09/2016
Taught our slackbot to kick new Unity Cloud Builds today. (Only if you say please, of course.)
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michael carriere @michael.carriere.org · 20/07/2016
Years ago I asked people to call me “Michael” because a bunch of Mikes were in the same room. It’s happening again.
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michael carriere @michael.carriere.org · 02/07/2016
I can _finally_ justify all the dad jokes. Say hello to our little troublemaker, Amelia!
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michael carriere @michael.carriere.org · 01/06/2016
Don't look at the calendar.. Don't look at the calendar.. Don't look at the calendar.. Don't look at the ca.. (☉_☉)
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michael carriere @michael.carriere.org · 31/05/2016
Sometimes I really appreciate all my fans, especially the big ones. You’re all so cool.
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