Micah Kolding @micahkolding.bsky.social · 15/10/2026Stop pretending that AI can feel pain. Did you install some kind of hardware that would give it a capacity for pain? Then it doesn't feel pain. It's a calculator. Stop behaving like the dumbasses who scrambled to get out of the way of the video of the train. 000
Micah Kolding @micahkolding.bsky.social · 14/10/2026The guy is such a creep, he married someone who looks like he took a picture of himself with a gender-swap snapchat filter. 000
Micah Kolding @micahkolding.bsky.social · 14/10/2026Kremlin: "Sir! We've been hit by a massive cyberattack!" Putin: "WHAT? How did they get through the firewall?" Kremlin: "We're still working on that, sir, but the usual firehoses remain Plan A." 010
Micah Kolding @micahkolding.bsky.social · 14/10/2026That "white washing" is just all I can see now. 000
Micah Kolding @micahkolding.bsky.social · 14/10/2026"My fellow seventh-graders; if you vote for me for class president, I will get rid of homework and put soda in the drinking fountains." 0110
Micah Kolding @micahkolding.bsky.social · 14/10/2026What are the odds that Zacharia assumed that, as a "secretary", she'd mostly be answering phones? 020
Micah Kolding @micahkolding.bsky.social · 13/10/2026The way they talk about it as if it's alive makes me think they either know nothing about it, or they're hoping we don't. 120
Micah Kolding @micahkolding.bsky.social · 13/10/2026So many others don't have sensitive information about Junior. 111
Micah Kolding @micahkolding.bsky.social · 13/10/2026I think it tends to be like "Are you going to go quietly, or are we going to have to drag you out kicking and screaming?" 020
Micah Kolding @micahkolding.bsky.social · 13/10/2026"You can't fire me; I'm the president's son's ex!" would be a hell of a thing to have to scream while being shown the door. 000
Micah Kolding @micahkolding.bsky.social · 13/10/2026The question now is: Is the red guy advocating AI killing us all? Because it can be hard to tell with this weird new class of tech leaders who were early adopters of technology that atrophies and scrambles your brain. 020
Micah Kolding @micahkolding.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Here’s an Agatha Christie from 1976 with a cigarette ad. I guess this was the decade they tried this nonsense, and learned that readers don’t put up with it. 110
Micah Kolding @micahkolding.bsky.social · 13/10/2026They’re hiding in their closets screaming “We were supposed to have been untouchables by now!” 021
Micah Kolding @micahkolding.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Nuts to deportation; throw him in prison and seize his assets. 010
Micah Kolding @micahkolding.bsky.social · 11/10/2026When they start trying to defend public executions, use the word: "lynching" See how many of them are still eager to come out pro-lynching. 020
Micah Kolding @micahkolding.bsky.social · 10/10/2026“I’d rather rule in Hell than serve in Heaven.” Bitch, who told you those were the options? When you go to Hell, no one asks you if you’re open for a leadership position. Throw in with Donald’s cult, and you are committed to bending over for a pedo-clown for the rest of your life. Sob it out. 020
Micah Kolding @micahkolding.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Her takeaway from realizing that “lib” is in “liberated” is not what it should have been. 110
Micah Kolding @micahkolding.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Time to stop giving power to people who are condemned by their mothers. 000
Micah Kolding @micahkolding.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Billionaire stans love to say "Them having more money doesn't mean less money for you", which is an excellent point, except that it absolutely means exactly that because there is a finite amount of money in the world and they only get money by taking it from someone else. Why do they not know this? 010
Micah Kolding @micahkolding.bsky.social · 08/10/2026"People hate artificial shit; clearly we need to brainwash them into thinking it's real" said the world's stupidest people. 010
Micah Kolding @micahkolding.bsky.social · 08/10/2026"People hate fake shit. Clearly the solution is to brainwash them into thinking it's not fake." 030
Micah Kolding @micahkolding.bsky.social · 07/10/2026"The threat of having cities nuked is a small price to pay for safety!" said the world's stupidest man. 010
Micah Kolding @micahkolding.bsky.social · 07/10/2026A horse and eel? How the fug does that even work? 010
Micah Kolding @micahkolding.bsky.social · 03/10/2026If you try to get me to be okay with some guy molesting a woman, I'm going to assume you're testing the water before trying to make me tolerate child-molesting. Spoiler alert: It's not going to go well. 020
Micah Kolding @micahkolding.bsky.social · 29/09/2026This is all I imagine whenever Donald impotently re-names something. May "super intelligence" go the same way as the rest of his humiliated nonsense. 010
Micah Kolding @micahkolding.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Forget apologies. Just kick him out of office. 000
Micah Kolding @micahkolding.bsky.social · 29/09/2026People aren't ordained for "bright futures". If the defense for a criminal is that they have a bright future, an appropriate response is "great; let's give it to someone else who deserves it more." 011
Micah Kolding @micahkolding.bsky.social · 28/09/2026"We're in trouble! Better put Double-Bagger Vance on the job!" said the world's dumbest PR team. 000
Micah Kolding @micahkolding.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Somebody should make a movie about the Epstein files and cast a Black woman as Epstein so that the righteous Right can care about the identity of child-molesters again. 010
Micah Kolding @micahkolding.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Wish I could have seen the guy pitch this: "Hey, far-right one-percenters: I had a great idea to make this free for the working class, and that only works if you use your privilege to pay your fair share. Whaddaya say?" 000
Micah Kolding @micahkolding.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Tell Amazon to ban genAI slop from Kindle Unlimited: c.org/dDhRX2BCrcc.orgSign the PetitionBan AI-generated "books" from Amazon's Kindle unlimited now! There is no space for AI! 000
Micah Kolding @micahkolding.bsky.social · 23/09/2026"We're going to explode it, so naturally the safest place for you would be inside." 010
Micah Kolding @micahkolding.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Stoked to hear Darkwing Duck is coming back. Who wants to bet that Seth Rogan tries to slip a "suck gas, evildoer!" past Disney's censors? 000
Micah Kolding @micahkolding.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I often wondered why a space slug would sexualize humanoid woman the way Jabba did, but Donald has put it into an understandable context. 020
Micah Kolding @micahkolding.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Well, he started a YouTube channel, and is apparently getting fewer viewers than the average unboxing or let's-play he shares the platform with. 020
Micah Kolding @micahkolding.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Wait; all this buzz was for a Youtube channel? That's pathetic. 010
Micah Kolding @micahkolding.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Stop cheerleading for these pathetic pedo-clown war-criminals. 000
Micah Kolding @micahkolding.bsky.social · 20/09/2026youtu.be/BqT3CLtZQK4youtu.beLet's Play with Dublin: Stray (Part 11)YouTube video by Tales from the Plot Hole 002
Micah Kolding @micahkolding.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Anyone else suspect that Donald was instructed to cripple the country for a Russian invasion before the midterms, and they're all in a panic now because the Ukraine wasn't supposed to last this long? 120
Micah Kolding @micahkolding.bsky.social · 18/09/2026People who never have to sacrifice anything should stop being given power to decide when the rest of us have to sacrifice everything. www.kfvs12.com/2026/09/17/t...kfvs12.comTrump says higher fuel prices are a small price to pay for the war in IranPresident Donald Trump is renewing his message that high gas and diesel prices are worth it as the Iran conflict surpasses six months. 000
Micah Kolding @micahkolding.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Why does he give himself so many characters per post? All of that could have been done in 120, if he wasn't sundowning. 020
Micah Kolding @micahkolding.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Someone should remind Donald that him closing the Kennedy Center means that the boycott worked, and he’s lost. 010
Micah Kolding @micahkolding.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Arnold was actually okay, though.static.klipy.comBack To The Future: Doc Brown's Ronald Reagan ReactionALT: Back To The Future: Doc Brown's Ronald Reagan Reaction 000