🦨 John Brown Did Nothing Wrong 🦨 @micah.pet · 28/09/2026I am obsessed with this wonderful little man. (And he is obsessed with me.) We just lost his sister recently, but we're helping each other heal. 110
🦨 John Brown Did Nothing Wrong 🦨 @micah.pet · 25/09/2026This tiny motherfucker just took like 4 hours out of my day. 2100
🦨 John Brown Did Nothing Wrong 🦨 @micah.pet · 23/09/2026Ain't no fucking way this got the attention of job search ai bots lmfao... 5100
🦨 John Brown Did Nothing Wrong 🦨 @micah.pet · 19/09/2026An entity which consists of nothing more than pure, raw, unfiltered and unrestrained musteloid energy. 080
🦨 John Brown Did Nothing Wrong 🦨 @micah.pet · 14/09/2026Even impact sprinklers are woke and gay now. 2120
🦨 John Brown Did Nothing Wrong 🦨 @micah.pet · 13/09/2026Sick and tired of the heat. I am a winter weature, damn it! 3338
🦨 John Brown Did Nothing Wrong 🦨 @micah.pet · 28/08/2026This next page contains naked mustelids and pee. Warning: Contents under pressure. 020
🦨 John Brown Did Nothing Wrong 🦨 @micah.pet · 28/08/2026at the risk of opening Pandora's Box post your FA faves, no cheating~ I mean what can I say? I like #feralnsfw and I like @remywolf.bsky.social 270
🦨 John Brown Did Nothing Wrong 🦨 @micah.pet · 25/08/2026No cheating. Share the last photo of the sky from your photo roll. Shot from a DJI Mini 4K 151
🦨 John Brown Did Nothing Wrong 🦨 @micah.pet · 20/08/2026Maybe the key to finding happiness again is to just become an otter. 4283
🦨 John Brown Did Nothing Wrong 🦨 @micah.pet · 15/08/2026Cw: pet death Goodbye, sweet girl. I only had you for a year and a half. You were one of my few lights in an otherwise dark and shitty world, and you can rest easy now. Your brother and I will miss you like the sun misses the stars. 2270
🦨 John Brown Did Nothing Wrong 🦨 @micah.pet · 13/08/2026This made me think of @mauvetoon.bsky.social 260
🦨 John Brown Did Nothing Wrong 🦨 @micah.pet · 08/08/2026Marten milk! #feralnsfw 🎨 @/hjsabercat.bsky.social 116433
🦨 John Brown Did Nothing Wrong 🦨 @micah.pet · 08/08/2026I found some kind of wolverine-shaped device. 4433
🦨 John Brown Did Nothing Wrong 🦨 @micah.pet · 06/08/2026I found a naked weasel in my hard drive. #feralnsfw 🎨 difetra 1519
🦨 John Brown Did Nothing Wrong 🦨 @micah.pet · 06/08/2026Oh, is it #NationalUnderwearDay? I'm sorry, I forgot to take new pictures. Hopefully these old ones will suffice. #irlnudes 1422
🦨 John Brown Did Nothing Wrong 🦨 @micah.pet · 02/08/2026Post lock screen NOW! 🦦: @/weezol.bsky.social 🎨: deusexmoose 360
🦨 John Brown Did Nothing Wrong 🦨 @micah.pet · 21/07/2026I really love playing with these things. They're the perfect stress toy. But I need more than one. Can I borrow yours? #irlnudes 2400
🦨 John Brown Did Nothing Wrong 🦨 @micah.pet · 20/07/2026How to handle your weasel: #feralnsfw 🎨 matuska 116032
🦨 John Brown Did Nothing Wrong 🦨 @micah.pet · 15/07/2026I blocked them years ago when this came out: 020
🦨 John Brown Did Nothing Wrong 🦨 @micah.pet · 12/07/2026This 1970s funk version of Pop Goes the Weasel goes way harder than it has any right to. 254
🦨 John Brown Did Nothing Wrong 🦨 @micah.pet · 07/07/2026Vibesloppers are so fucking lazy that they need the vibeslop machine to vibeslop their prompts for them... and also make their vibeslop ads for their own vibeslop machines lmfao. "to to" 270
🦨 John Brown Did Nothing Wrong 🦨 @micah.pet · 30/06/2026Found a lil guy swimming and building in a park pond down the street from my house. I didn't think we had beavers here. 1241
🦨 John Brown Did Nothing Wrong 🦨 @micah.pet · 29/06/2026I've never wanted to be a glass table so badly in my life. Like, it's homophobic that I don't get to wake up every day to a dripping mustelpussy being pressed against my face. 1130
🦨 John Brown Did Nothing Wrong 🦨 @micah.pet · 28/06/2026I really needed to water the grass. #watersports #irlnudes 1350
🦨 John Brown Did Nothing Wrong 🦨 @micah.pet · 25/06/2026Behold, the best part of the otter. Art by TheoTheFox on FA 0273
🦨 John Brown Did Nothing Wrong 🦨 @micah.pet · 25/06/2026I am once again on my otter bullshit. I feel like it has been a while. 4290
🦨 John Brown Did Nothing Wrong 🦨 @micah.pet · 22/06/2026Behold, the best part of the wolverine. #feralnsfw 2395
🦨 John Brown Did Nothing Wrong 🦨 @micah.pet · 14/06/2026Coca-Cola had the same size cans in the mid-2000s in the US. Some grocery stores had them, but most were sold to airlines. 120