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🦨 John Brown Did Nothing Wrong 🦨

@micah.pet
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💣 Antifa "terrorist" 💣 👴 35 🔞 NO MINORS 🦨 Licorice-scented stinkweasel 🐐 Ave Satanas ΘΔ Literal Critteral 🌈 Queer af 🔫 zoo/pedo not welcome here

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🦨 John Brown Did Nothing Wrong 🦨 @micah.pet · 05/10/2026
Fop.
Fox figurine made out of what appears to be dried leaves. He's sitting on a multipack of gatorade, at a grocery store.
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🦨 John Brown Did Nothing Wrong 🦨 @micah.pet · 04/10/2026
Fancy a drink? #irlnudes
I'm holding a can of dr pepper creamy coconut underneath my erect penis, which is longer than the can.
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🦨 John Brown Did Nothing Wrong 🦨 @micah.pet · 03/10/2026
Can I interest you in some BITE today?
Sable biting a finger
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🦨 John Brown Did Nothing Wrong 🦨 @micah.pet · 01/10/2026
Wait, it's Ottober already?
An otter is yawning and baring its teeth.
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🦨 John Brown Did Nothing Wrong 🦨 @micah.pet · 28/09/2026
I am obsessed with this wonderful little man. (And he is obsessed with me.) We just lost his sister recently, but we're helping each other heal.
A black and white yorkie is curled up and sleeping on a pink blanket.
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🦨 John Brown Did Nothing Wrong 🦨 @micah.pet · 28/09/2026
Skunks need eg too!
Skunk in a straw bed in a cage, holding an egg
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🦨 John Brown Did Nothing Wrong 🦨 @micah.pet · 25/09/2026
This tiny motherfucker just took like 4 hours out of my day.
Me giving the finger to a tiny hole in a ruptured bicycle inner tube.
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🦨 John Brown Did Nothing Wrong 🦨 @micah.pet · 24/09/2026
Welp. There go my plans for today. 🙃
Bicycle tire got punctured while I was riding.
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🦨 John Brown Did Nothing Wrong 🦨 @micah.pet · 23/09/2026
Ain't no fucking way this got the attention of job search ai bots lmfao...
Good work department dot bsky dot social

Before applying, clarify the paws part: are the cleaning products supplied, and are they explicitly pet-safe? “Hiring” is only useful once the task and safety setup are clear.
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🦨 John Brown Did Nothing Wrong 🦨 @micah.pet · 23/09/2026
The weasel of autumn is here.
A pine marten is walking on a forest floor that is littered with leaves. A green plant is sprouting up next to him. The photo is by Robert Harding.
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🦨 John Brown Did Nothing Wrong 🦨 @micah.pet · 22/09/2026
I am the most autumnal forest weature.
Pine marten inside a hollow fallen log that is covered in orange oak leaves
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🦨 John Brown Did Nothing Wrong 🦨 @micah.pet · 19/09/2026
An entity which consists of nothing more than pure, raw, unfiltered and unrestrained musteloid energy.
A tumblr post from an account with the username "acegender". The post reads: "explain your gender in 10 words or less without using boring words like 'male', 'female', 'nonbinary', 'masculine', 'feminine', or 'androgynous'.

"go!"
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🦨 John Brown Did Nothing Wrong 🦨 @micah.pet · 14/09/2026
Even impact sprinklers are woke and gay now.
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🦨 John Brown Did Nothing Wrong 🦨 @micah.pet · 13/09/2026
Sick and tired of the heat. I am a winter weature, damn it!
Pine marten standing up in snow
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🦨 John Brown Did Nothing Wrong 🦨 @micah.pet · 01/09/2026
IT SQUONK MONTH!!!
Baby skunk goin blep and being held in one hand like a beer bottle
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🦨 John Brown Did Nothing Wrong 🦨 @micah.pet · 28/08/2026
This next page contains naked mustelids and pee. Warning: Contents under pressure.
Another page of my FA faves, this time with art by SkylarShibe/SkylarDoodles, Cloudweaver, Feve, and Tailgrip, among others. There are more mustelids and fennecs here.
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🦨 John Brown Did Nothing Wrong 🦨 @micah.pet · 28/08/2026
at the risk of opening Pandora's Box post your FA faves, no cheating~ I mean what can I say? I like #feralnsfw and I like @remywolf.bsky.social
My furaffinity faves page 1. Idk what yall expected. It's mostly #feralnsfw with art by marjani, taka, aokigahara, reign-2004, and remywolf.
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🦨 John Brown Did Nothing Wrong 🦨 @micah.pet · 26/08/2026
We went on an adventure today.
A brown and white piebald dachshund standing on a metal fishing pier overlooking a pond
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🦨 John Brown Did Nothing Wrong 🦨 @micah.pet · 25/08/2026
No cheating. Share the last photo of the sky from your photo roll. Shot from a DJI Mini 4K
Drone shot of the sky featuring a rainbow and a massive wall of storm clouds.
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🦨 John Brown Did Nothing Wrong 🦨 @micah.pet · 21/08/2026
I love this boy so much.
White yorkie boy sitting on my couch and smiling
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🦨 John Brown Did Nothing Wrong 🦨 @micah.pet · 20/08/2026
Maybe the key to finding happiness again is to just become an otter.
Top is crunchy spicy California roll. Bottom is chicken pot stickers.
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🦨 John Brown Did Nothing Wrong 🦨 @micah.pet · 15/08/2026
Cw: pet death Goodbye, sweet girl. I only had you for a year and a half. You were one of my few lights in an otherwise dark and shitty world, and you can rest easy now. Your brother and I will miss you like the sun misses the stars.
A black and white yorkie is standing on grass in my back yard.
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🦨 John Brown Did Nothing Wrong 🦨 @micah.pet · 13/08/2026
This made me think of @mauvetoon.bsky.social
Green pear
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🦨 John Brown Did Nothing Wrong 🦨 @micah.pet · 08/08/2026
Marten milk! #feralnsfw 🎨 @/hjsabercat.bsky.social
drawing of a feral marten on a forest floor jacking off and cumming profusely and basking in the pleasure
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🦨 John Brown Did Nothing Wrong 🦨 @micah.pet · 08/08/2026
I found some kind of wolverine-shaped device.
A wolverine is standing on its hind legs on grass.
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🦨 John Brown Did Nothing Wrong 🦨 @micah.pet · 06/08/2026
I found a naked weasel in my hard drive. #feralnsfw 🎨 difetra
A naked pine marten standing up with her tummy nipples and mustelpussy exposed for you
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🦨 John Brown Did Nothing Wrong 🦨 @micah.pet · 06/08/2026
Oh, is it #NationalUnderwearDay? I'm sorry, I forgot to take new pictures. Hopefully these old ones will suffice. #irlnudes
I'm in bed, wearing only fishnet undies and leaving nothing to the imagination. I'm in bed, wearing only fishnet undies and leaving nothing to the imagination. I'm in bed, wearing only fishnet undies and leaving nothing to the imagination. I'm in bed, wearing only fishnet undies and leaving nothing to the imagination.
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🦨 John Brown Did Nothing Wrong 🦨 @micah.pet · 02/08/2026
Post lock screen NOW! 🦦: @/weezol.bsky.social 🎨: deusexmoose
An anthro sable is wearing Husqvarna riding gear and nothing else (blue jacket, black pants, yellow gloves, all with the Husqvarna logo), undressing, with luminous light green bedroom eyes, a sly grin on his face, and unzipling his pants to give us a peek at his penis.
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🦨 John Brown Did Nothing Wrong 🦨 @micah.pet · 24/07/2026
I was right.
Personal memes 4
Phrases they repeat that turned up on no other account. The more times they've said it, the stronger the signature.

    the mustelpussy×42-gram
    see a post →
    smoochy the poochy×43-gram
    see a post →
    of mustelpussy×42-gram
    see a post →
    mustelpussy and×42-gram
    see a post →
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🦨 John Brown Did Nothing Wrong 🦨 @micah.pet · 21/07/2026
I really love playing with these things. They're the perfect stress toy. But I need more than one. Can I borrow yours? #irlnudes
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🦨 John Brown Did Nothing Wrong 🦨 @micah.pet · 20/07/2026
How to handle your weasel: #feralnsfw 🎨 matuska
Drawings of a feral weasel in all kinds of kinky situations. One is just running and snarling. One is being tickled on his belly and neck by disembodied hands while blushing. One is being choked slightly by a disembodied hand while his penis tip is poking out and he's blushing. One is being scruffed at the neck and grabbed by the tail by disembodied hands. One is simply biting a disembodied hand. And the last one is being grabbed by the tail by a disembodied hand, while biting another hand, and his penis is almost fully out.
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🦨 John Brown Did Nothing Wrong 🦨 @micah.pet · 15/07/2026
I blocked them years ago when this came out:
Jamie Sharp (@jamiesharp.bsky.social/@yiffkitty.bsky.social) openly sympathizes with Cenny, an outed zoophile. We've archived a callout on Jamie and the original poster's DM conversation with Jamie here: (https://archive.today/UvWsl).
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🦨 John Brown Did Nothing Wrong 🦨 @micah.pet · 13/07/2026
I should call him.
A peach with a spot that looks like a butthole
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🦨 John Brown Did Nothing Wrong 🦨 @micah.pet · 12/07/2026
This 1970s funk version of Pop Goes the Weasel goes way harder than it has any right to.
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🦨 John Brown Did Nothing Wrong 🦨 @micah.pet · 12/07/2026
"Verify your age" My first PC
A kids toy computer called ComQuest PC by Team Concepts. It is blue and grey beige with grey keys and a monochrome LCD display. Below it are 3 expansion cartridges with various educational programs and additional features on them. The system was made in like 1991 or something.
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🦨 John Brown Did Nothing Wrong 🦨 @micah.pet · 10/07/2026
I am a naked weasel. #irlnudes #fcf
I'm laying down in my bed completely naked and holding the tip of my dick. There's some christmas lights in the background.
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🦨 John Brown Did Nothing Wrong 🦨 @micah.pet · 10/07/2026
Staple remover
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🦨 John Brown Did Nothing Wrong 🦨 @micah.pet · 09/07/2026
Weekly otter TF ritual time!
Half crunchy shrimp with krispy krab roll served with spicy shrimp inari, and avocado and shrimp nigiri with ginger and wasabi
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🦨 John Brown Did Nothing Wrong 🦨 @micah.pet · 07/07/2026
Vibesloppers are so fucking lazy that they need the vibeslop machine to vibeslop their prompts for them... and also make their vibeslop ads for their own vibeslop machines lmfao. "to to"
Google play window ad that says Tap your way TO TO smarter workflows. Jump into the no prompt revolution
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🦨 John Brown Did Nothing Wrong 🦨 @micah.pet · 04/07/2026
Face reveal!
I'm holding up a urinal mat in its sealed package. CW implied watersports
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🦨 John Brown Did Nothing Wrong 🦨 @micah.pet · 30/06/2026
Found a lil guy swimming and building in a park pond down the street from my house. I didn't think we had beavers here.
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🦨 John Brown Did Nothing Wrong 🦨 @micah.pet · 29/06/2026
I've never wanted to be a glass table so badly in my life. Like, it's homophobic that I don't get to wake up every day to a dripping mustelpussy being pressed against my face.
Drawing, looking up from below a glass table at a naked anthro stoat sitting on top of it, pressing her butt against it and rubbing her pussy with one paw while licking her fingers on the other
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🦨 John Brown Did Nothing Wrong 🦨 @micah.pet · 28/06/2026
I really needed to water the grass. #watersports #irlnudes
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🦨 John Brown Did Nothing Wrong 🦨 @micah.pet · 25/06/2026
Behold, the best part of the otter. Art by TheoTheFox on FA
Extreme closeup shot of an otter's mustelpussy as she spreads it with one webbed hand.
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🦨 John Brown Did Nothing Wrong 🦨 @micah.pet · 25/06/2026
I am once again on my otter bullshit. I feel like it has been a while.
Spicy California roll and alternating tuna and salmon sushi
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🦨 John Brown Did Nothing Wrong 🦨 @micah.pet · 22/06/2026
looking at you.
India ink and colored pencil on cardboard, drawing of a naked female anthro striped skunk facing away from the viewer and looking back over her left shoulder. Her left breast is slightly visible and her hair is in her face on the left side
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🦨 John Brown Did Nothing Wrong 🦨 @micah.pet · 22/06/2026
Behold, the best part of the wolverine. #feralnsfw
Drawn closeup of a wolverine character's anatomically correct penis
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🦨 John Brown Did Nothing Wrong 🦨 @micah.pet · 16/06/2026
Can yall tell that I'm a pyro main?
tf2 loadout screen showing a red pyro in a high five pose, wearing a pink fox head and pink paws
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🦨 John Brown Did Nothing Wrong 🦨 @micah.pet · 14/06/2026
Coca-Cola had the same size cans in the mid-2000s in the US. Some grocery stores had them, but most were sold to airlines.
a weirdly short 250mL coca-cola can from 2006
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🦨 John Brown Did Nothing Wrong 🦨 @micah.pet · 13/06/2026
A person in a room full of skunks of various shades of black, white, gray, and light tanA person in a room full of skunks of various shades of black, white, gray, and light tanA person in a room full of skunks of various shades of black, white, gray, and light tanA person in a room full of skunks of various shades of black, white, gray, and light tan
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