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Laura Martínez 🥑

@miblogestublog.bsky.social
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Professional Mexican and taco enthusiast. Opinions are mine, and not those of the New York Times because I don't work there. www.miblogestublog.com/about

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EGAller @egaller.bsky.social · 7h
Va a indultar al pavo de Thanksgiving y días después ver la ejecución de una persona. 😳
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Ba Dum Tsss Drummer
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Laura Martínez 🥑 @miblogestublog.bsky.social · 14h
Tanta violencia tan temprano 🤣
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Laura Martínez 🥑 @miblogestublog.bsky.social · 14h
No me acuerdo donde pero estaban muy buenos
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Laura Martínez 🥑 @miblogestublog.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
And the Nobel Peas Prize goes to...
a screenshot of that infamous New York Times story when they asked us to put peas in our guacamole
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Michael Gutierrez @michaelg398.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Laura Martínez 🥑 @miblogestublog.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
"Much as I hate to leave the reader email influx, I’m taking a few days to go analog." archive.nytimes.com/publiceditor...
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Heading Off the Grid, and Escaping Guacamole Protests
I’m skipping town before the guac-with-peas picketers arrive at the Times building
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Laura Martínez 🥑 @miblogestublog.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
😂
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Laura Martínez 🥑 @miblogestublog.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
And the Nobel Peas Prize goes to...
a screenshot of that infamous New York Times story when they asked us to put peas in our guacamole
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Laura Martínez 🥑 @miblogestublog.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
¡Feliz Navidad y'all!
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Laura Martínez 🥑 @miblogestublog.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
just what this country needs...
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Laura Martínez 🥑 @miblogestublog.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
tell me something I don't know! bsky.app/profile/mibl...
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Laura Martínez 🥑 @miblogestublog.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Greetings from La Taconeta
A photo taken Thursday Oct. 8 in NYC shows a small taco truck called Taconeta
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Laura Martínez 🥑 @miblogestublog.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Gina Ruiz @ginaruiz.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
And whatever the fuck ina Garten put in the pozole
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Laura Martínez 🥑 @miblogestublog.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Bugs Bunny Says No
ALT: Bugs Bunny Says No
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Laura Martínez 🥑 @miblogestublog.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
You know who
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Bart van Zwieten @bvzw.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This pottery vessel shaped like a human skull features polychrome lacquer decoration. It was crafted in Cholula, in the state of Puebla, during the Postclassic period between 700 and 1540 CE. The piece reflects the Mixteca-Puebla style and was traded into the Tehuacan region through ancient commerce
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Laura Martínez 🥑 @miblogestublog.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
When the put peas in guacamole
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Laura Martínez 🥑 @miblogestublog.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Laura Martínez 🥑 @miblogestublog.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
New reaction skeet has just dropped
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Laura Martínez 🥑 @miblogestublog.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Kleiner Feigling & Magic Mango Cheers
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Laura Martínez 🥑 @miblogestublog.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Kim Kardashian Making It Rain Money
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Laura Martínez 🥑 @miblogestublog.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Onde mandes
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Bugs Bunny Counting His Money
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Laura Martínez 🥑 @miblogestublog.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Yes, in Iztapalapa
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Laura Martínez 🥑 @miblogestublog.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Book royalties are here! Happy hour is on me — NOT
A photo of a check for $0.71 that I received today as royalties from my BEST SELLER “Talk Dirty Spanish”
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Laura Martínez 🥑 @miblogestublog.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
oh nooooooooo!
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Laura Martínez 🥑 @miblogestublog.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Mexican fidget spinner
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Laura Martínez 🥑 @miblogestublog.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
🙈
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Laura Martínez 🥑 @miblogestublog.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Always inspiring to see a woman in a field dominated by men… www.tmz.com/2026/10/06/a...
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American Airlines Passenger Allegedly Put Her Legs Against Window As She Masturbated
11:57 AM PT -- TMZ has obtained video of the incident.
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Laura Martínez 🥑 @miblogestublog.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Never put peas in guacamole
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Laura Martínez 🥑 @miblogestublog.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Can’t keep up with
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🇺🇸🇲🇽 The Babe with the Power @babewiththepower.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
📢😂👇🏼
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Laura Martínez 🥑 @miblogestublog.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
and I bet there's a 500-word tutorial on how to toast bread 😆
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M @maybem.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
My hot take on this meme is that Spanish prepositional phrases are harder than anything on this list. Spanish verb conjugations are beautifully regular and precise. Even the irregular words follow clear paradigms.
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Vasabjit Banerjee @vasabjit.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
lol Hispanohablantes when our faculty lounges and activists tried to create and impose a word in their language on them.
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Juan Camaney Harass
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// mr_bytes @mr-bytes.com · 07/10/2026
Well if they thought they should publish this atrocity… they can get away with anything.
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Laura Martínez 🥑 @miblogestublog.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
all good and now I'm thinking Gundungurra in the Australian cousin of Guadalajara
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Laura Martínez 🥑 @miblogestublog.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I also made this one LMAO
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Laura Martínez 🥑 @miblogestublog.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Kisschef: Italian Chef's Perfect Gesture
ALT: Kisschef: Italian Chef's Perfect Gesture
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Laura Martínez 🥑 @miblogestublog.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I also made this one LMAO
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Laura Martínez 🥑 @miblogestublog.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
omg hi!! I quit Twitter and been trying to build something in here. How are YOU?!!!
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Laura Martínez 🥑 @miblogestublog.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Let’s put this meme to good use | ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄| It’s Colombia, not Columbia |___________| (\__/) || (•ㅅ•) || /   づ
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Laura Martínez 🥑 @miblogestublog.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Let’s put this meme to good use | ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄| It’s Colombia, not Columbia |___________| (\__/) || (•ㅅ•) || /   づ
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Laura Martínez 🥑 @miblogestublog.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Behold the best thing I ever got in Colombia, not Columbia
a photo of a small notebook that says "It's Colombia NOT Columbia"
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Laura Martínez 🥑 @miblogestublog.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Okay! 👌🏽
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Laura Martínez 🥑 @miblogestublog.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
THANK YOU
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Matthew Hay Brown @matthewhaybrown.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Post a meme made by you
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Laura Martínez 🥑 @miblogestublog.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Because everyone knows all the lazy welfare recipients are brown ...
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Arkansas campaign ad sparks conservative backlash for portraying lazy welfare recipient as white
A new video from Arkansas Gov. Sarah Huckabee Sanders was standard issue Republican messaging for promoting her state’s stricter rules for people on Medicaid.
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Laura Martínez 🥑 @miblogestublog.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
got me an "impressive" today 💅
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