Reposted by timaeusTestified 🔞John. @rxngwraith.bsky.social · 16/07/2026start another sburb session we all gotta die. 011
timaeusTestified 🔞 @miasmajesty.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Yeah I'm not sticking around for this shit. See you in the big '27, dawg. 000
timaeusTestified 🔞 @miasmajesty.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Yo, I haven't been here in a while but I need all of you to kill yourselves. 011
Reposted by timaeusTestified 🔞🍸 roxy. 🔞 @tipsygnostalgic.bsky.social · 28/02/2026my wiggerphobias actin up 011
timaeusTestified 🔞 @miasmajesty.bsky.social · 25/10/2025How am I supposed to believe you want a kiss? You’ve just conditioned me to think the only way to indicate that is by going “schlup” and sticking your tongue out. 000
timaeusTestified 🔞 @miasmajesty.bsky.social · 23/10/2025[ > You’ve turned your pumpkin into a VERIFIABLE MOTHERFUCKIN’ HYDRIA. You’re carving a pristine goddamn recreation of ZEUS DEFEATING TYPHEUS onto your squash canvas, mighty thunderbolts included. ] The first in my recreation of the Theogony. Next I’ll probably do the Titanomachy. 010
Reposted by timaeusTestified 🔞🍸 roxy. 🔞 @tipsygnostalgic.bsky.social · 12/09/2025@miasmajesty.bsky.social 021
Reposted by timaeusTestified 🔞🍸 roxy. 🔞 @tipsygnostalgic.bsky.social · 10/09/2025told u i never miss @miasmajesty.bsky.social 041
timaeusTestified 🔞 @miasmajesty.bsky.social · 10/09/2025Yeah and you were made in Adobe Photoshop. What’s your point. 000
timaeusTestified 🔞 @miasmajesty.bsky.social · 10/09/2025Wow, dude. Didn't know you were a racist. It's cause he's Chinese, ain't it. 000
Reposted by timaeusTestified 🔞🍸 roxy. 🔞 @tipsygnostalgic.bsky.social · 10/09/2025mulan has more restraint than me cuz if i was in the army w/ shang i woulda sucked him off 4 a promotion just sayin 021
Reposted by timaeusTestified 🔞𝐌𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐚𝐤𝐚 𝐂𝐲𝐛𝐞𝐫𝐛𝐫𝐨 @techopped.bsky.social · 04/09/2025What if instead of the Wayward Vagabond he was called the Slayward Fagabond. 141
timaeusTestified 🔞 @miasmajesty.bsky.social · 03/09/2025I can’t believe I’m saying this, but I miss Squarewave. Lil’ dude always knew when to surprise a nigga with a deudly rap battle. 000
timaeusTestified 🔞 @miasmajesty.bsky.social · 02/09/2025Sonny, I’ve been all over this roadmap. You’d be able to get me with this shit if you were the firstborn, but you’re basically the youngest. 000
timaeusTestified 🔞 @miasmajesty.bsky.social · 02/09/2025Nah, man. That’s all you. Knock yourself out. 010
timaeusTestified 🔞 @miasmajesty.bsky.social · 02/09/2025Oh, you’re callin’ me a puppetfag, huh. Still all of them. 010
timaeusTestified 🔞 @miasmajesty.bsky.social · 25/08/2025No, actually, it’s crazy, we were all planning on moving back to Twitter. 130
timaeusTestified 🔞 @miasmajesty.bsky.social · 25/08/2025TL;DR? I’m already here. And no amount of freezing or rewinding will negate that. My--suddenly, inexplicably, you’ve lost your authority over your actions and must now defer to the omnipotent “mun” capable of dictating your behavior. ] Don’t talk about my fucking wife, you bony piece of shit. 010
timaeusTestified 🔞 @miasmajesty.bsky.social · 25/08/2025achievable only by a Time player—this is the very definition of “instant” as linked to the Latin “instare”, meaning “to stand upon”. There can be no instance—”instantia”, the fact of being present—where my sword can be expected to not have skewered his cigar and split his lip. 110
timaeusTestified 🔞 @miasmajesty.bsky.social · 25/08/2025[ > You couldn’t give less of a shit when he levies his threat against you. You’re more concerned about the impending funeral you’re going to have to arrange for your friend. ...Until he mentions Roxy. Instantly, I horizontally bisect his cigar. And this isn’t some approximation of “instant” 110
timaeusTestified 🔞 @miasmajesty.bsky.social · 24/08/2025#YouGotYourImmortalityForTheFashion, fuck nigga. You ain’t gonna blow. 000
timaeusTestified 🔞 @miasmajesty.bsky.social · 24/08/2025Jesus, dude, do you ever talk about anything but your raging haterection for your sister? I don’t fuckin’ care about it and it’s honestly getting old. Listen up, man; I’m gonna tell you something since we go way back. The alternative to containment was me obliterating your soul. 010
timaeusTestified 🔞 @miasmajesty.bsky.social · 24/08/2025[ > In one fluid motion, so quick as to have been instantaneous, you’ve donned your PRINCELY GARBS and drawn your katana from your STRIFE DECK. Its design is almost imperceptibly different. From behind your opaque shades, you watch as C-Man’s ashes scatter to the wind. You’ll mourn him later. ] 120
