Reposted by timaeusTestified 🔞John. @rxngwraith.bsky.social · 16/07/2026start another sburb session we all gotta die. 011
timaeusTestified 🔞 @miasmajesty.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Yeah I'm not sticking around for this shit. See you in the big '27, dawg. 000
timaeusTestified 🔞 @miasmajesty.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Yo, I haven't been here in a while but I need all of you to kill yourselves. 011
Reposted by timaeusTestified 🔞🍸 roxy. 🔞 @tipsygnostalgic.bsky.social · 28/02/2026my wiggerphobias actin up 011
timaeusTestified 🔞 @miasmajesty.bsky.social · 25/10/2025How am I supposed to believe you want a kiss? You’ve just conditioned me to think the only way to indicate that is by going “schlup” and sticking your tongue out. 000
timaeusTestified 🔞 @miasmajesty.bsky.social · 23/10/2025[ > You’ve turned your pumpkin into a VERIFIABLE MOTHERFUCKIN’ HYDRIA. You’re carving a pristine goddamn recreation of ZEUS DEFEATING TYPHEUS onto your squash canvas, mighty thunderbolts included. ] The first in my recreation of the Theogony. Next I’ll probably do the Titanomachy. 010
Reposted by timaeusTestified 🔞🍸 roxy. 🔞 @tipsygnostalgic.bsky.social · 12/09/2025@miasmajesty.bsky.social 021
Reposted by timaeusTestified 🔞🍸 roxy. 🔞 @tipsygnostalgic.bsky.social · 10/09/2025told u i never miss @miasmajesty.bsky.social 041
timaeusTestified 🔞 @miasmajesty.bsky.social · 10/09/2025Yeah and you were made in Adobe Photoshop. What’s your point. 000
timaeusTestified 🔞 @miasmajesty.bsky.social · 10/09/2025Wow, dude. Didn't know you were a racist. It's cause he's Chinese, ain't it. 000
Reposted by timaeusTestified 🔞🍸 roxy. 🔞 @tipsygnostalgic.bsky.social · 10/09/2025mulan has more restraint than me cuz if i was in the army w/ shang i woulda sucked him off 4 a promotion just sayin 021
Reposted by timaeusTestified 🔞𝐌𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐚𝐤𝐚 𝐂𝐲𝐛𝐞𝐫𝐛𝐫𝐨 @techopped.bsky.social · 04/09/2025What if instead of the Wayward Vagabond he was called the Slayward Fagabond. 141
timaeusTestified 🔞 @miasmajesty.bsky.social · 03/09/2025I can’t believe I’m saying this, but I miss Squarewave. Lil’ dude always knew when to surprise a nigga with a deudly rap battle. 000
timaeusTestified 🔞 @miasmajesty.bsky.social · 02/09/2025Sonny, I’ve been all over this roadmap. You’d be able to get me with this shit if you were the firstborn, but you’re basically the youngest. 000
timaeusTestified 🔞 @miasmajesty.bsky.social · 02/09/2025Nah, man. That’s all you. Knock yourself out. 010
timaeusTestified 🔞 @miasmajesty.bsky.social · 02/09/2025Oh, you’re callin’ me a puppetfag, huh. Still all of them. 010
timaeusTestified 🔞 @miasmajesty.bsky.social · 25/08/2025No, actually, it’s crazy, we were all planning on moving back to Twitter. 130
timaeusTestified 🔞 @miasmajesty.bsky.social · 25/08/2025[ > You couldn’t give less of a shit when he levies his threat against you. You’re more concerned about the impending funeral you’re going to have to arrange for your friend. ...Until he mentions Roxy. Instantly, I horizontally bisect his cigar. And this isn’t some approximation of “instant” 110
timaeusTestified 🔞 @miasmajesty.bsky.social · 24/08/2025#YouGotYourImmortalityForTheFashion, fuck nigga. You ain’t gonna blow. 000
timaeusTestified 🔞 @miasmajesty.bsky.social · 24/08/2025[ > In one fluid motion, so quick as to have been instantaneous, you’ve donned your PRINCELY GARBS and drawn your katana from your STRIFE DECK. Its design is almost imperceptibly different. From behind your opaque shades, you watch as C-Man’s ashes scatter to the wind. You’ll mourn him later. ] 120
timaeusTestified 🔞 @miasmajesty.bsky.social · 24/08/2025Damn. I should have stuck around. I’m not above killing a kid. ...Whatever, it’s fine. Your soul can still be fractured and split—all I gotta do is repeat the process I used to trap you in that fucking puppet. 110
timaeusTestified 🔞 @miasmajesty.bsky.social · 24/08/2025Don’t you dare start talking about a fucking redemption arc. I’ll shove my katana so far up your ass it’ll come out your scalp if I hear you say fucking anything about how you changed or got redeemed. 110
timaeusTestified 🔞 @miasmajesty.bsky.social · 24/08/2025Yeah, I didn’t ask how you got here, but cool story. I’ll make sure to forget it. Go to hell, man. 010
timaeusTestified 🔞 @miasmajesty.bsky.social · 24/08/2025Roxy, I’m watching your stream, why you tryin’ not to laugh, man, that’s disrespectful as fuck. 020
