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Matt Iannone @miannone.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I guess it's time to let you all know. Later this month, we will be moving to my wife's home state of Texas. It's the right thing to do for our family right now.

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Matt Iannone @miannone.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Anytime the universe would like to stop kicking me in the balls, that'd be great.

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Matt Iannone @miannone.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

What's so ridiculous about this is that Polymarket could very easily afford to pay a real artist, and instead they use AI to create an image that, if a real artist turned this in, you would tell them it's crap and come back when you've got something I can use.

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Matt Iannone @miannone.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

POV: You're showing your son Road Runner and Coyote cartoons for the first time.

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Matt Iannone @miannone.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Dolphins. Famous for their horns.

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Matt Iannone @miannone.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

And now im so far behind on bills, they shut off my power. I'm a failure.

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Matt Iannone @miannone.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Today is going to be a tough day. It would've been Penelope’s first birthday. We should be having a party with family and friends, laughing and smiling while she gets messy eating cake for the first time. Instead, all we can do is wonder "what if" and continue to grieve our beautiful daughter.

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Matt Iannone @miannone.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

WHO?! IS?! THIS?! FOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRR???????!!!!!!!!!

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Matt Iannone @miannone.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

I definitely didn't have Parks and Rec alphabet book in the style of Funko Pops on my bingo card, yet here we are.

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Matt Iannone @miannone.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

I'm at a crossroads. The biggest dilemma of my life. And there's no easy answer for me. I don't know what to do.

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Matt Iannone @miannone.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Damn, she THICC!!!

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Matt Iannone @miannone.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

I'm in a rutt. Ever since we relocated to Rochester last year, I've been working at a branch that is so much smaller and slower than my old branch. At my old branch the customers would come to me pretty readily. Loans, account openings, it all came to me steadily.

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Matt Iannone @miannone.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Well. Our old townhouse was on the market for 6 months, and we didn't get a single offer. We can't afford to pay the mortgage on top of our rent any longer. So it looks like we'll have to foreclose.

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Matt Iannone @miannone.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Well. Our old townhouse was on the market for 6 months, and we didn't get a single offer. We can't afford to pay the mortgage on top of our rent any longer. So it looks like we'll have to foreclose.

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Matt Iannone @miannone.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

Big thanks to @doggans.com for letting me do this riff with him! It's been a long time since I did anything creative like this, and it feels good to do it again.

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Riffin' With Doggans: Let's Go Bowling (with Matthew Iannone!)

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Matt Iannone @miannone.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

Big thanks to @doggans.com for letting me do this riff with him! It's been a long time since I did anything creative like this, and it feels good to do it again.

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Riffin' With Doggans: Let's Go Bowling (with Matthew Iannone!)

YouTube video by Riffin' With Doggans

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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 22/07/2026

Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.

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Matt Iannone @miannone.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Got something exciting on the horizon. Stay tuned!

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Matt Iannone @miannone.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Lindsey Graham, from a state with a Republican governor: We're informed right away when he dies. Mitch McConnell, from a state with a Democrat governor: Silence. Mitch is dead. They just don't want a Democrat to fill his vacancy.

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Matt Iannone @miannone.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

Latest development of my son. He's now a Brony.

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Matt Iannone @miannone.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

Seeing the Scots having the time of their lives in Boston and Bostonians in turn enjoying the hell out of having them there fills me with such joy. It also makes me sad that I couldn't be there to be part of it all.

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Matt Iannone @miannone.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

My son swallowed a little ball like this one. At urgent care now. Happy father's day to me.

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Dan Chibnall @bookowl.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

"How can you not be romantic about baseball?"

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Matt Iannone @miannone.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

We're taking our 4 1/2 year old son to his first movie theater experience today, Toy Story 5. Wish us luck.

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Matt Iannone @miannone.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

So I just helped a customer at my bank buy a $4500 Magic The Gathering card. A Black Lotus. I'm sure some of you nerds understand what that means.

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Mathew Buck @filmbrainbmb.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

For the love of God, *do not* do this.

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Matt Iannone @miannone.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

5 months without you. You should be crawling for me and mom by now. We miss you more and more each day.

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Matt Iannone @miannone.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

The fact that my wife, the most nurturing person I've ever met, has lost two of her three babies is the single most unfair thing the universe has ever done to a single person. No one deserves it, but especially not her.

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Matt Iannone @miannone.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

Hey @themesnark.bsky.social when were you gonna tell me you moved to Minnesota?!

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Matt Iannone @miannone.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

I thought this was AI at first, not just because Kid Rock addressing the Pentagon is crazy enough on it's own, but also because I swear, James Rolfe is in the audience. YOU ALL SEE HIM TOO, RIGHT???!!!

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Matt Iannone @miannone.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

I spent the day out in nature. Just me and my son, taking a hike in a beautiful state park. The sights, sounds, and smells of nature did wonders to lift my spirits. Then, when we got in the car to head home, my thoughts immediately shifted to the night we lost Penelope. And I was sad again.

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Matt Iannone @miannone.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

Archeologists 2000 years from now: "Let us listen and hear what life was like for these ancient people!" "So Caleb, how was school today?" "SHUT UP, MOM! WHY CAN'T YOU JUST LEAVE ME ALONE?!"

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Matt Iannone @miannone.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

Did you know "poking" is still a thing on Facebook? I found out just now when my mom poked me. I didn't miss poking.

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Matt Iannone @miannone.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

New letter of the alphabet just dropped!

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Matt Iannone @miannone.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

This is an actual offer from KFC.

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Matt Iannone @miannone.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

Ugh... as is living with grief wasn't bad enough, now I have the added stress of trying to sell our old townhouse. And it seems like no one wants a place with just one bathroom. I'm long overdue for some good news.

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

When the chorus to Crawling by Linkin Park hits

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Matt Iannone @miannone.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

Seriously, how did I ever get laid before I grew a beard?

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Matt Iannone @miannone.bsky.social · 29/03/2026

90s family sitcom character: (Has one beer) Their friends and family:

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Matt Iannone @miannone.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

Ugh, so pissed. I took my car to a Forestone shop last week to fix a few things. I got it back and everything seemed fine. The next day, it wouldn't start. One of the things they did was clean the fuel injection system. Now they say the fuel pump is the issue, and they wanna charge me $1200 for it.

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Matt Iannone @miannone.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

NEW! From the makers of Combos stuffed with battery acid and Dunkaroos with curdled milk for dipping, it's...

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