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Jayney, Seeb Croncher 🌈

@mi-5-magpie.bsky.social
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Autistic, ally 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️, anti-AI 🚫, lover of birds, player of games, audiophile, and totally not a CIA Pigeon Drone spying on your awesomeness 👀

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Kate 🍄 @kateammann.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Trick-or-treating Tufted titmouse!🎃🍂
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Jayney, Seeb Croncher 🌈 @mi-5-magpie.bsky.social · 11h
Kroger has the absolute worst store brand Italian breadcrumbs ever. Overly salty and overpowering on cheap dried herb flavor. Like it feels like I’m just pouring a jar of dried “Italian” herbs into my mouth every time. So disgusting. Never buying them again.
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Jayney, Seeb Croncher 🌈 @mi-5-magpie.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
The Brewers swept the Dodgers?! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Jayney, Seeb Croncher 🌈 @mi-5-magpie.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Not an Eagles fan, but I wish Jalen Hurts a safe recovery. Blood clots are no joke
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War-Bird: CEO of Freedom @warbirdactual.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Reminder this also applies to Scott Cawthon and Five Nights at Freddy’s.
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Jayney, Seeb Croncher 🌈 @mi-5-magpie.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Legend
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Jayney, Seeb Croncher 🌈 @mi-5-magpie.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Aion 2 uses genai. That’s a hard pass for me on top of the reported p2w bullshit. Pretty upsetting because Aion was an MMO that shaped my early 20s. NCSoft never learns. Everything is always a cash grab. *sigh*
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Jayney, Seeb Croncher 🌈 @mi-5-magpie.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Hmm. So #Cubs player Matt Shaw, who cried like a little colicky baby to leave on bereavement for Kirk’s funeral during crucial end of season games, is apparently a featured speaker for TPUSA. He’s a shit player and shitter person. Time to trade this Nazi asshole!
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Jayney, Seeb Croncher 🌈 @mi-5-magpie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Despite being a Chicago native, I’m not a White Sox fan. However, they are honoring my 102 year old war veteran uncle Click (Cliff) at the game today. This is so amazing! Love you, Uncle Click and thank you to the White Sox organization!
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KITTY @mostlyhairless.sheath.church · 30/09/2026
Can we have an update to bsky that bricks your phone if you create an account with "A Plea For Life" in the name?
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Jayney, Seeb Croncher 🌈 @mi-5-magpie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The Packers lost to the Falcons AND they fired LeFleur. What a fantastic evening 😂
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Jayney, Seeb Croncher 🌈 @mi-5-magpie.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
LETS FUCKING GO LIONS
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Detroit Lions NFL Logo Reveal Animation
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Jayney, Seeb Croncher 🌈 @mi-5-magpie.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Man the Broncos look terrible tonight. Really hope they can iron out their issues for next game
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Jayney, Seeb Croncher 🌈 @mi-5-magpie.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Wow. There’s some BULLSHIT going on in the Broncos game already. Kelce fucking holding a guy by the neck near the end zone, and a Chiefs OL lifting a Broncos defender up by the jersey. NEITHER called by the refs. God I hate the chiefs.
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Michael H Art @michaelhart.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The duality of Metroid Ravenous fanart being “what if we gave Samus big hamburger” and “what if Samus ate you alive in the hottest way possible” is very funny to me
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Jayney, Seeb Croncher 🌈 @mi-5-magpie.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
My husband is excited for the OoT remake. As long as he is excited and happy for it, I am happy and excited. Seeing him happy is all that matters to me 💖
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Jayney, Seeb Croncher 🌈 @mi-5-magpie.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I am beyond annoyed. The management for my building send out a doggy pool party invite to everyone but the image they attached was made by AI. I will not share the image as it has identifying information, but Jesus Christ am I disappointed…
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Jayney, Seeb Croncher 🌈 @mi-5-magpie.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
My Cubbies swept the *gag* Dodgers. This makes me a happy borb 🥰
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Jayney, Seeb Croncher 🌈 @mi-5-magpie.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I love this. Snapped this pic while heading out to dinner. Fuck ICE
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Jayney, Seeb Croncher 🌈 @mi-5-magpie.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Happy birthday 🥳 to the most amazing, kind, and silly person ever, my husband @beanyone.bsky.social ! I love you so much 💖
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Jayney, Seeb Croncher 🌈 @mi-5-magpie.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Avatar Aang has to be one of, if not the most beautiful pieces of media I’ve ever seen. All of the artists that worked on the movie should be proud. Thank you for creating such a masterpiece 💖
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Ian Dunt @iandunt.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Never has a team more richly deserved to lose than Argentina.
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Jayney, Seeb Croncher 🌈 @mi-5-magpie.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST THANK YOU SPAIN!!!!🇪🇸
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Jayney, Seeb Croncher 🌈 @mi-5-magpie.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
So Lindsay Graham had a heart attack and died… GOOD. I wish him and his “ladybugs” an eternity of torment.
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Jayney, Seeb Croncher 🌈 @mi-5-magpie.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
There’s so many birds outside my window today. Nice way to start off my birthday
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PAPERBOXHOUSE @paperboxhouse.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
HAPPY JUNETEENTH !!! Im Paperboxhouse! Im a Black Gay Artist and Streamer! You can support me on these pages! KOFI: ko-fi.com/paperboxhouse STORE: acggoods.com/store/paperb... TWITCH: www.twitch.tv/paperboxhouse
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👻 Spooky-Zozo 🖤 @summonzozo.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
🖤✨
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Dan Baldassarre @evornithology.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
God when he made the White-tipped Sicklebill: *Takes massive bong rip* “You guys wanna see some shit?”
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William Murphy @futuredude.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
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Jayney, Seeb Croncher 🌈 @mi-5-magpie.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
I am such a fucking whore for chef boyardee ravioli that my husband let me order three twelve packs to be delivered. I wouldn’t be surprised if I turned into a ravioli at some point
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PaulaInTulsaOK #IsHeDeadYet? @paulaintulsaok.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
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Donryu @donryu.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Gonna put this simply: My day is better because yall create. Either as illustrators, writers, coders, musicians, voice actors, performers etc. Whether you have a large multimedia project or just a little lore for your OCs you keep for yourself. The world is better because you create. <3
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Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken @papawoof.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Flour comes from a plant. Sugar comes from a plant. Chocolate comes from a plant. A cookie is a salad. I don't make the rules.
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Jayney, Seeb Croncher 🌈 @mi-5-magpie.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Watching Cubs vs Rangers. I understand giving our broadcasters days of rest, but man is Alex Cohen way too dry for Cubs broadcasting. I like him, don’t get me wrong… but Boog and J.D. just compliment each other perfectly. He’d be great broadcasting for a different team
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Chris kent @stlsgreatest1.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Why does the microwave door have to be so loud and offensive? It should be quieter, like the refrigerator. The fridge door doesn't snitch on you for eating at 3am the way the microwave door does.
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Jayney, Seeb Croncher 🌈 @mi-5-magpie.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
In before Bluesky devs blame this on anything other than using shit AI code… again…
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Jayney, Seeb Croncher 🌈 @mi-5-magpie.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Me: *excitedly unboxes my New 3ds LL* Husband: Will I need to mod that one, too? Me: A trade offer; I make you pot roast for dinner, you homebrew this New 3ds. Husband: 👀👀👀👀!!! Now we are both perginate with food babies
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Ellen Rose @icklenellierose.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
I made a couple of impulse purchases from @liquoricelino.bsky.social after stumbling across their Etsy and I fear it may be the best decision I’ve ever made.
A black and white Lino print of a small tit (as in the type of bird, likely blue) with an in-colour shark head on its head like a mascot costume head, with the bird’s face poking out of the mouth. The title says “we’re gonna need a bigger tree”.
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Aurelius Raines II (He/Him) @aureliusr2.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Ox Tails used to be what po folk ate. Cooked right they were inexpensive but delicious. White folks discovered them and now they are the MOST expensive thing on the menu. Po folks can't afford them. This is how appropriation works. Take from the creator and then deny access to the creator.
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Jayney, Seeb Croncher 🌈 @mi-5-magpie.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
This mushroom is just about the size of my fist! 😂
A large button mushroom sitting on a black cutting board with a gloved fist next to it for size comparison
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Is there someone dead in the lobby or is there someone in custody? Was the person armed or not? Did he make it into the ballroom or not? Usually there should be a pretty wide grace period on finding this out, but there are literally hundreds of reporters in the room and nobody knows shit.
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Doc Baroque @roguearthistorian.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
He faked another assassination attempt? He's turning "near-death" into a multi-chapter grift. First one was theater, this one's straight fanfic. Bullets are CGI, wounds are makeup, and the only thing getting assassinated is whatever's left of his dignity. He can't even stage a decent hoax anymore.
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Dan Baldassarre @evornithology.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Her: I’m coming over. You better not be squawking uncontrollably like a Peruvian Thick-knee. Me:
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Jayney, Seeb Croncher 🌈 @mi-5-magpie.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Couldn’t make it to Fan Fest this year, but seeing my friends and people on here post pictures of their experiences makes me so happy regardless. I hope everyone has a wonderful time 💕
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ChaseyBoyy ~🐶🏳️‍🌈 @chaseyboyy.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
*pulls off mid facefucking* “Did you know Final Fantasy 9 was never intended to be a mainline game, but was originally a side game that was reworked into a mainline game after the fans complained about the futuristic vibe of FF8?” *goes back to getting facefucked*
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Dark SBG @darksbg.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Pay attention y’all. We have a white man who celebrated his victory too early, and got beat by a black man who sprinted to the finish line. And all the major news outlets are talking about how the white man lost. “Upset” “win stolen” no coverage from the winners perspective. Let that sink in.
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Saffron @saffarts.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
“I dont think my art is good enough to make this comic/webtoon/visual novel/game” You should make it, because even if your art isnt where you want it to be, the constant practice you gain while working on a project will rapidly improve your skills as oppose to just waiting
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Malcolm D. @mdpb53.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
A lady in the grocery store asked me why some eggs were white, and some were brown… I told her the brown ones were whole wheat...
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