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mhollandau 🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐈🐈

@mhollandau.bsky.social
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Special Envoy for Snacks, Naps & Cats | Built for comfort, not speed 🦥 | Union thug | Eat the rich | Boon Wurrung land | he/him

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mhollandau 🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐈🐈 @mhollandau.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Very sad to hear of Mary Gaudron's passing. A remarkable person. I was lucky enough to meet her in December last year. Vale
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mhollandau 🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐈🐈 @mhollandau.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
youtu.be/Vppbdf-qtGU?... An exciting night tonight #CouchPeloton with the Souvenir Henri Desgrange #TdF2026 #TrollDJ
youtu.be
ZZ Top - La Grange
YouTube video by Michael Baker
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mhollandau 🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐈🐈 @mhollandau.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
The final #FromageFriday #TourSnacks for #TdF2026 #CouchPeloton And if Remco doesn't attack Tadej, then you have to wonder why he is there - same for Seixas v Del Toro - let's hope they make it a race, save the procession for Paris.
Small plate with cheese and crackers, saucisson and cornichon
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mhollandau 🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐈🐈 @mhollandau.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
The light at the end of the tunnel, is the front of an oncoming train.
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mhollandau 🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐈🐈 @mhollandau.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
#CouchPeloton
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mhollandau 🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐈🐈 @mhollandau.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Tonight's #TDF2026 #TourSnacks - small, simple plate of treats - some cheddar, some brie and salami #CouchPeloton
A small plate of cheese and crackers, with some salami and cornichons
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mhollandau 🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐈🐈 @mhollandau.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
#TourCat Little One settles in for another stage of #TDF2026 #CouchPeloton
A small, floofy, predominantly white cat with a few dark tabby patches is curled up in the middle of a cat donut - she is increfibly soft, the softest fur in all of kittendom...
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mhollandau 🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐈🐈 @mhollandau.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
@oneangryeyebrow.bsky.social this would look good in an arched nook...
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mhollandau 🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐈🐈 @mhollandau.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
#FromageThursday anyone? Just clearing the remains before restocking for tomorrow. #CouchPeloton #TourSnacks #TdF2026
A small white plate with some raw milk cow cheese in triangles on lavosh, some blue cheese on fight crackers with some honey, and a few little cornichon
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mhollandau 🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐈🐈 @mhollandau.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Here we go #CouchPeloton - my #TourSnacks for #FromageFriday #TdF2026 Includes Tarago Shadows of Blue, Long Paddock Cheese Silver Wattle & Prom Country Cheese St Clair raw cow milk Also, saucisson, terrine & duck pate - took a little while to construct but will be enjoyed with a glass of Bordeaux
A large green glazed plate covered with charcuterie, cheese, and crackers - you would like to eat this...
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mhollandau 🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐈🐈 @mhollandau.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I think it is time for this old #TrollDJ fave #couchpeloton... youtu.be/1kAIMlISHhU?...
youtu.be
Jane's Addiction - Mountain Song (Official Video)
YouTube video by UPROXX Indie Mixtape
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mhollandau 🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐈🐈 @mhollandau.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Feeling a bit like this tonight already #couchpeloton #tdf2026 youtu.be/Q6NQcO9KTBY?...
youtu.be
Muppet Sing Along | Movin' Right Along | The Muppets
YouTube video by The Muppets
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mhollandau 🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐈🐈 @mhollandau.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
In honour of phteven... Piastri - you fucking plonker...
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mhollandau 🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐈🐈 @mhollandau.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
This little sweetheart climbed on top of me whilst I was lying in bed this morning and made biscuits for the first time - just a special moment #catsofbluesky
A small, mainly white floofy cat lying on her side showing the softest tummy floof imaginable - seriously, it feels like clouds made from the tears of angels
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mhollandau 🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐈🐈 @mhollandau.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Repost with a photo of yours that would make a good album cover...
A grey and white short haired cat on the left and a black floofy cat on the right peeking through a window
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mhollandau 🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐈🐈 @mhollandau.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Post your favourite "Lord of the Rings" character. Wrong answers only.
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a man with a patch on his shirt that says bark
Alt: John Candy as Barf the Mog - half man half dog from the Mel Brooks classic movie Spaceballs
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mhollandau 🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐈🐈 @mhollandau.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Always was. Always will be.
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mhollandau 🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐈🐈 @mhollandau.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Feels weird watching world tour cycling during the day in summer #CouchPeloton #TourDownUnder Oh, and fuck Santos
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mhollandau 🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐈🐈 @mhollandau.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
#couchpeloton 👇🏻
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mhollandau 🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐈🐈 @mhollandau.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Hi #couchpeloton - Women's national championship road race from Perth on SBS now
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mhollandau 🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐈🐈 @mhollandau.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
PSA - If you are in or near the west of Melbourne, and you love pizza, you need to get to Laverton without delay... car-jack someone if you need to... but you need to try www.instagram.com/santo_pizzer... Incredible pizza with incredible passion. I haven't had pizza like it in years
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mhollandau 🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐈🐈 @mhollandau.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Little One and her brother Mini Kit enjoying late November in front of a heater in south-east Australia About 1 year old, they moved from backyard to inside in late May - they seem to be adapting... #Caturday
2 floofy white cats with tabby spots in a messy lounge room in close proximity to a source of warmth
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mhollandau 🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐈🐈 @mhollandau.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
I'm on the drug I'm on the drug I'm on the drug that killed River Phoenix
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mhollandau 🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐈🐈 @mhollandau.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
A cat tower... George, The Big Boy and Mini Kit (top to bottom) say fuck nazis✊️😾😾😾
3 cats on a cat tower, each on a different level, all laying on their sides and not looking at the camera
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mhollandau 🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐈🐈 @mhollandau.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Banh Mi and can of Kick-a-poo Joy Juice for lunch after shopping - well worth it - thank you multicultural Australia Fuck Nazis
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mhollandau 🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐈🐈 @mhollandau.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Slightly diminish a band... This Isn't Serious Mum The SoftOns The John Spencer Polka Explosion
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mhollandau 🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐈🐈 @mhollandau.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
Boooooooo #CouchPeloton - maybe France hoping for a better tariff deal from the tangerine turd
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mhollandau 🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐈🐈 @mhollandau.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
FFS Keeno - Captain America fought Nazis, not supported them - enough of this shit Note to #CouchPeloton - I know he won't see this but I have had it up to here* with this Captain America bullshit *indicates about yeah high
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mhollandau 🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐈🐈 @mhollandau.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
#TourCat The Big Boy is watching the stage replay for the #TDF2025 #CouchPeloton
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mhollandau 🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐈🐈 @mhollandau.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Has anyone in the #CouchPeloton seen Didi this year? 👹🏔🚲
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mhollandau 🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐈🐈 @mhollandau.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
It's time #CouchPeloton youtu.be/FQMbXvn2RNI?...
youtu.be
Cows With Guns - The Original Animation
YouTube video by Thermosion
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mhollandau 🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐈🐈 @mhollandau.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
Both trainee #TourCat s (Little One on the left and her brother Mini Kit on the right) having a quick bath before the #TDF2025 starts tonight #CouchPeloton
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mhollandau 🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐈🐈 @mhollandau.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
Today's #CouchPeloton #TourSnacks was a loving (and lovely) dish to celebrate Bastille day - enjoyed at lunchtime - boeuf bourguignon made with beef cheeks C'est magnifique Vive le France 🇫🇷🍷🐂
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mhollandau 🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐈🐈 @mhollandau.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
Who will get the kiss of death on tonight's #MiloOfMediocraty ? #CouchPeloton
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mhollandau 🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐈🐈 @mhollandau.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
#TourSnacks for the first #TDF2025 #FromageFriday with the #CouchPeloton Some cheddar, Comte and brie - with some terrine and cornichon for the hell of it 😁
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mhollandau 🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐈🐈 @mhollandau.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
Now that's a vache #CouchPeloton
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mhollandau 🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐈🐈 @mhollandau.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
Today's #TourSnacks (actually enjoyed for lunch if I am honest #CouchPeloton) was a TdF inspired croque madame... (tonight was Cheezels and Smarties)
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mhollandau 🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐈🐈 @mhollandau.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
Trainee #TourCat Little One is resting up for day 2 of #TDF2025 #CouchPeloton #SBSTdF
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mhollandau 🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐈🐈 @mhollandau.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
#TDF2025 Day 1 #TourSnacks - a sneaky charcuterie plate to help settle into the #CouchPeloton with a small Chateau Neuf de Pape on the side 🍷 Vive le tour
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mhollandau 🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐈🐈 @mhollandau.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
Just a quick one in preparation for day 1 of the ##TDF2025 Van Avermaet - just hoping #TrollDJ joins us once more on the #CouchPeloton youtu.be/MI50nBijDxw?...
youtu.be
Mahna Mahna from The Muppet Show
YouTube video by infinite echoes
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mhollandau 🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐈🐈 @mhollandau.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
Preparations are fully underway for the #TDF2025 Leave for the month of July has commenced. And a visit undertaken to visit le grand mur du fromage... #CouchPeloton #FromageFriday
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mhollandau 🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐈🐈 @mhollandau.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
My big, beautiful floofy boy - looking majestical
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mhollandau 🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐈🐈 @mhollandau.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
👇🏻✊🏻
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mhollandau 🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐈🐈 @mhollandau.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
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mhollandau 🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐈🐈 @mhollandau.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
Hi #CouchPeloton I have just contacted SBS to ask them to join Bluesky before the #TourdeFrance this year I don't know if anyone has heard if this may be planned but whilst I look forward to seeing you all in the early hours of July, it would be great to have #SBSSport there as well
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mhollandau 🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐈🐈 @mhollandau.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
👇🏻👏🏻
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mhollandau 🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐈🐈 @mhollandau.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
Trainee #tourcat Little One enjoying the final day in the mountains in the #GirodItalia #couchpeloton #caturday
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mhollandau 🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐈🐈 @mhollandau.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
In hospital, tomorrow it will be a week - how the fuck can they charge $10 a day for 10 "free to air" TV stations - seriously - is Melbourne now a developing nation? FFS stuck here, fucking highway robbery - time to watch anything online with the patchy free WiFi
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mhollandau 🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐈🐈 @mhollandau.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
Very special day today...
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a man is standing in a doorway and says he 's not the messiah !
Alt: Brian's mum is standing in a window and says he's not the messiah!
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mhollandau 🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐈🐈 @mhollandau.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
I said pet, I said love...
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