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Mark Hodges

@mhodges.bsky.social
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What? No. Stop it.

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Mark Hodges @mhodges.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Waaaay ahead of ya, but yeah. 😃
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 05/10/2026
Holy shit.
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Mark Hodges @mhodges.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Casablanca. Over and over and over…
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Mark Hodges @mhodges.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I’ll be stealing that “glass of denture water” bit…
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Mark Hodges @mhodges.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Maybe next cycle we can list all the people responsible for putting this nonsense on a ballot, and vote for the Idaho State Tool.
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Mark Hodges @mhodges.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
He needs to be reminded, vigorously, that he’s also allowed (encouraged, even!) to fuck all the way off.
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Mark Hodges @mhodges.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I have been laughing at this waaaay more than is reasonable.
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sabrinafitzhugh.bsky.social @sabrinafitzhugh.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
@mhodges.bsky.social Hi! Would you mind sharing my class list below? Thank you!
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Mark Hodges @mhodges.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
No notes.
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Rob Sheridan @rob-sheridan.com · 22/09/2026
This book needs funding! I’m honored to be included in “Industrial Music/Graphics: A Visual History of a Movement," which looks to be a phenomenal & long-overdue collection. If you're a music and/or design nerd, check it out and let's see if we can make it happen: www.kickstarter.com/projects/sig...
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Mark Hodges @mhodges.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
6-8, not 618. But….
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Mark Hodges @mhodges.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I plan to retire in April, and then spend 618 weeks on France. So I’m taking a French class at BSU. Instructor: for this interpersonal speaking, we will do a version of speed dating Me: *looks at class* Aaaaawkward… Student younger than my chucks: quite. 😂
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Mark Hodges @mhodges.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Likely not, as he appears to have swallowed whole the first three qualifiers.
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Mark Hodges @mhodges.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
In the unlikely event someone manages to do so, please leave me out of it.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
One of the coolest things about people who don't have a lot of power taking a principled stand is it lays bare the complete cowardice of the ones who actually *do* have power when they fail to do even a fraction as much.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 15/09/2026
PATEL: The previous regulation automatically disqualified any individual who participated in either side of it KENNEDY: Either side of beastiality? So you disqualified the animal? P: Well, we have great canines, but we're not going to disqualify them K: I'm trying to understand why you did this.
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Mark Hodges @mhodges.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Really great!
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Mark Hodges @mhodges.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Ad. Gawd I hate this phone.
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Mark Hodges @mhodges.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The only “as” I can immediately recall from tall that was in The Onion: Dinty Moore denouncing terrorism. And it still makes me laugh.
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Mark Hodges @mhodges.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I might have to make a trip, because I feel certain it’s worth the effort and expense.
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Mark Hodges @mhodges.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Electric^. Gawd I hate this phone.
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Mark Hodges @mhodges.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
*walks away whistling in electiv vehicle owner…* Which ain’t for everyone, and if it ain’t — that’s F’ing brutal.
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Mark Hodges @mhodges.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Yeah. This is seriously unwelcome news. 😡
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Mark Hodges @mhodges.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I had an iRobot/Roomba, and it hit relegated to the basement, where there’s very little traffic. Not a great vac, and the mop function was completely useless.
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Mark Hodges @mhodges.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I have 2 that I can recommend: Eufy L60 with self-empty, and Eufy C20 vac/mop/self-empty. Both do a decent vac. Mop is good enough for daily, but I do both myself if I’m having people over. Definitely makes like a little easier, given the volume of dog hair that Kona leaves around.
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Mark Hodges @mhodges.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
FFS…
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Mark Hodges @mhodges.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Dear Apple, Fuck you, you pathetic chickenshits. Sincerely, me
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Mark Hodges @mhodges.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I know it doesn’t work for a lot of folks, but I went electric end of 2024 and it’s been great. Side effect: forced me to develop some planning skills. 😀
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Mark Hodges @mhodges.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Also, I lost my chair.
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Mark Hodges @mhodges.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
French Creek is a fine place to camp, sus the dirtiest dog in a 100 mile radious.
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Mark Hodges @mhodges.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I have talented friends. seqmusic.bandcamp.com/album/on-bey...
seqmusic.bandcamp.com
On Beyond Sideways, by SEQ
5 track album
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Mark Hodges @mhodges.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
“Are you threatening me?”
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Mark Hodges @mhodges.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Ow… also: exactly.
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Mark Hodges @mhodges.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Feel. “AI is going to rule…”… It can’t even fix my stoned-ass posts! It ain’t gonna fix shit!
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Mark Hodges @mhodges.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Oh, my. Yes.
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Mark Hodges @mhodges.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
It’s been an absolute fuckstick of a day. But the edible is hitting, and a Dominos pizza quality captain is ensuring a perfect delivery, so I fell ok about it all.
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Mark Hodges @mhodges.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Well. Calling me “sir” is the tell. Clearly you have a classist take on all of this.
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Mark Hodges @mhodges.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Dung beetles have done nothing for me, personally. Moreover, they’ve never even tended to the dog poop in my backyard, leaving me to deal with it myself. I can only assume that they are poopist and see my dog as less than.
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Mark Hodges @mhodges.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
This would be a lot more funny if it wasn’t so on point…
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Mark Hodges @mhodges.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
This is the only argument for flock cameras.
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Mark Hodges @mhodges.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Color me 100% nit fucking shocked. It’s always a grift. Always.
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Mark Hodges @mhodges.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Boise sky showing off…
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Mark Hodges @mhodges.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Kinda wanna just sit here hitting the like button for a few hours…
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Mark Hodges @mhodges.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Spent the day ripping up laminate floor, well past 50s — can relate. 😀
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Mark Hodges @mhodges.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I’m still waiting for the revolution where we throw assholes like this into volcanoes. Not as a sacrifice, just as housekeeping.
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John Sipher @johnsipher.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
This is a result of years of politicians telling us to fear everything. We’ve created a nation of frightened busybodies. www.nytimes.com/2026/08/11/w...
nytimes.com
Should Letting Children Play Alone Outside Be a Crime?
Some parents have been surprised to find themselves in the legal system’s cross hairs.
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Mark Hodges @mhodges.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
^for. iOS update has really been a great help…
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Mark Hodges @mhodges.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Can’t see this fire door the smoke from all the other fires…
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Mark Hodges @mhodges.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Alternative take: we shouldn’t let morons facilitate outbreaks of controllable disease.
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Mark Hodges @mhodges.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Easy to say, but if I’m in charge of Greenland, some illegal inmigrants are going to Sudan, forthwith.
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