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Mari Johnsen

@mhjohnsen.bsky.social
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Writer of horror/fantasy. Reader of everything. Scientist. Owned by cats. She/her. No AI. 🌈🏳️‍⚧️ tinyurl.com/Mhjohnsen

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Mari Johnsen @mhjohnsen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
If you see this QRP with your moon art 🌚
Painting of a moon
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Mari Johnsen @mhjohnsen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Happy Caturday! Wishing you all a happy lapcat. #cats #caturday
Closeup of black and white cat
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Mari Johnsen @mhjohnsen.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
WIP is now around 4300 words. Calling it a night, though. I have a date with Sir Pterry and a modest glass of wine before sleeping. It's my reward for clocking in 1.5 months of writing every day.
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Paul Cornell @paulcornell.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
My company @cosmiclighthouse.co.uk is putting out a Murderbot graphic novel, All Systems Red, with a new @marthawells.com Mb short story too! @ericaschultz42.bsky.social @garyerskine.bsky.social @stillwintercraft.bsky.social @simonbowland.bsky.social ! www.kickstarter.com/projects/cos...
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Coming soon: Murderbot: The First Graphic Novel | Multi-award-winning SF!
The official adaptation of the international bestselling multi-award-winning ALL SYSTEMS RED, part of The Murderbot Diaries series.
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Mari Johnsen @mhjohnsen.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Nearing 4000 words on the short story and having a really good time writing it. It will need a polish or two once done, but it's nice to write something smaller after the novel. #writing
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Mari Johnsen @mhjohnsen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
When I take a photo of my cats, the phone camera activates auto night mode. #blackcats
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Mari Johnsen @mhjohnsen.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
After finishing the novel, I've now got a Halloween-themed short story in the making. Kinda excited about it. Cozy coffeeshop meets Salem's lot. #writing
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Mari Johnsen @mhjohnsen.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
There are fireworks outside. Why are there fireworks outside? Am I missing something? I must be, because, well, fireworks...
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Mari Johnsen @mhjohnsen.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
When is it ok putting up Halloween decorations? Asking for a friend... 🎃
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Mari Johnsen @mhjohnsen.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This is looking really interesting. Might put aside a month or two for it.
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Mari Johnsen @mhjohnsen.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Sometimes it feels as if I shout into the ether on here. Or whisper. Like some sort of soft-spoken ghoul rattling through abandoned rooms, looking for the house where the party is at...
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Mari Johnsen @mhjohnsen.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Looking for advice: my brother wants to read a draft of one of my books, but vastly prefers audio. This is a draft, so I can't get a proper audiobook reading done (putting that into future goals). Are there non-Ai alternatives out there (accessibility tools or similar) that can help? Any recs?
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Mari Johnsen @mhjohnsen.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
So, anyway, I have a third book written. It needs work, sure, and will probably expand a little from its current 50k words, but it is done. You know, at some point I need to figure out what to do with these books...
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Mari Johnsen @mhjohnsen.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I've used initials on here for as long as I can remember. Have decided to stop cause (1) why not and (2) there are several other writers named M.H.Johnson (with an o) and I figured it's a bit confusing. So, hello, I am Mari. That's it. That's the post.
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Mari Johnsen @mhjohnsen.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
This is absolutely on my list. That said, I admit I probably would not have gone to hell for my supervisor (he was great, but, well, hell is hell...)
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Mari Johnsen @mhjohnsen.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Forgive me for an additional toot: tonight will mark 50k(!) No longer in novella-land! #writing
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Mari Johnsen @mhjohnsen.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Pulled back the duvet and found 1 digger, 1 duplo car, 1 toy K500 stearman airplane, 1 hotwheels car and 1 cuddly toy (species: alpine ibex) hiding in bed. Promptly pushed them off and now fully expect to forget about it and step on them (the duplo, probably) in the morning. So, good night from me!
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Mari Johnsen @mhjohnsen.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Following a successful Shaun the Sheep: The Beast of Mossy Bottom, we are letting the little boy give the Addams Family a try (2019 to start). The aim is to get to The Nightmare Before Christmas in time for Halloween. Exciting times ahead. #horror
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Mari Johnsen @mhjohnsen.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Seeing this with the little one tomorrow. A gentle intro to horror sounds perfect (hoping it is gentle enough for him).
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Mari Johnsen @mhjohnsen.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I just wrote a whole new storyline to avoid writing this one chapter that I am dreading. Is this procrastination? I mean, the addition fits, makes the story richer, but I know I got there because I can't face that chapter just yet. #amwriting
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Mari Johnsen @mhjohnsen.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
10 female characters to get to know me. Egwene al'Vere Sarah Connor Audrey Horne Ayda Mensah Granny Weatherwax Villanelle Morticia Addams Luisa Madrigal CJ Cregg Mei Kusakabe
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Mari Johnsen @mhjohnsen.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Decided to forego further writing today in favour of eating crisps in bed. Because I am an adult like that.
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Mari Johnsen @mhjohnsen.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
That feeling when you're writing a horror scene last thing at night, and the light goes out... #writing
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Lucy Worsley @lucyworsley.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Come with me into the secret world of a palace curator! lucyworsley.substack.com/p/what-it-ac...
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What It Actually Feels Like to Work Inside a Palace
Keys, torches, ghosts, and the particular smell of Princess Margaret’s bedroom.
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Mari Johnsen @mhjohnsen.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Not to toot my own horn, but I have written 30k words in 2.5 weeks, and it is most definitely a personal record. #writing
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Mari Johnsen @mhjohnsen.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
We used to have bats hunting in the back garden when we moved to our house, about ten years ago. I haven't seen them for years, and I miss them.
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Mari Johnsen @mhjohnsen.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Story time: the first time I went to the cinema alone was a Halloween showing of the Rocky Horror Picture Show at Studentersamfundet in Trondheim. I had nobody to invite, didn't know what to expect. But in the crowded, dark room, I felt welcome, like I belonged. Such is the power of that film.
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Dr. Frank-N-Furter & Rocky in RHPS
Alt: Dr. Frank-N-Furter & Rocky in RHPS
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Mari Johnsen @mhjohnsen.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
For 20 år siden fikk jeg gleden og æren av å møte Kong Harald i Oxford. Han var generøs og varm mot den temmelig nervøse studenten jeg var da. Det korte møtet ga meg en respekt for kongen som aldri har avtatt. Hvil i fred.
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Mari Johnsen @mhjohnsen.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Kitty likes Terry Pratchett too. Always knew she had good taste.
Cat resting on a Terry Pratchett book
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𝖓𝖒𝖉 (but haunted) 🎃👻🦇 @nmdtower.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
RIP 💔
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The Rocky Horror Show - Don't Dream It, Be It
YouTube video by theleslie97
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Mari Johnsen @mhjohnsen.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Losing Dolly Parton and Tim Curry on the same day is gutting.
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Hillary Monahan @hillarymonahan.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I feel like random acts of kindness are the best thing we can do to honor her legacy. I really do. I think she'd love that.
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Mari Johnsen @mhjohnsen.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
What happened to August being the calmest month? I am writing two grants and three academic papers, doing a (really cool) writing course that prescribes 2000 words per day, and the child is not back at school yet. Does not compute.
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Mari Johnsen @mhjohnsen.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Things about me that I assume most people know: I'm a scientist, researching toxic gases. I was born and grew up in Norway (the western part - not much snow). I did my doctorate at Oxford. I have a child, two cats and a garden the size of a small rug. I write stories.
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Mari Johnsen @mhjohnsen.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Got to the end of the library queue for Project Hail Mary (Weir) and for Network Effect (Wells) just the day after. So I am double parked for sci-fi and can't help but think that the Adventures of Dr Grace and Murderbot would be a great mash-up.
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Mari Johnsen @mhjohnsen.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
As per the previous posts, please consider signing.
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Mari Johnsen @mhjohnsen.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
This part here.
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Mari Johnsen @mhjohnsen.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I did not follow the Arday coverage, but looking at it now, the disproportionate focus is outright chilling.
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Mari Johnsen @mhjohnsen.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I'll admit it got slightly eerie as the light started to dim. Ominous apocalyptic vibes, especially with the background sound of a huge crowd watching it all in the nearby park.
Street with low sun and cars in the foreground
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Mari Johnsen @mhjohnsen.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Not quite the same, but I got a lot of trivia from reading Don Rosa
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Mari Johnsen @mhjohnsen.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Done my usual annual check on the possibility of a Newcastle-Bergen ferry. Still disappointed.
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Mari Johnsen @mhjohnsen.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Caught a crab today with a piece of herring. It munched so happily on the piece of fish, despite being trapped in a bucket, that I developed an acute appreciation for crabs. (And yes, we let it go. It was an educational trip for the little one, not a proper fishing trip.)
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Mari Johnsen @mhjohnsen.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Beach and book. Unbeatable combo. This was a few days ago and the water was somewhat bracing, so a one-swim-only sort of trip.
Picture of Terry Pratchett's novel Guards Guards on a beach
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 31/07/2026
Find the 5 words from your birth year that perfectly describe YOUR vibe ⬇️ www.merriam-webster.com/time-traveler/
I recently discovered Merriam-Webster's Time Traveler feature which tells you which words are the same age as you.
I'm convinced there are 5 words from your birth year that perfectly describe your vibe.
Mine (1987):
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-adhd
• brain fart
-dad joke 
-potty-mouthed
-thirtysomething
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Simon Hintermann @aurumek.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Today is my birthday (turning 30), which is the only time each year when I ask you for a repost should you like my art. Have a good day! 🦦🌿✨️ - Simon
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Mari Johnsen @mhjohnsen.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
My history of picking favourite authors has been... well... less than stellar. Taken a dent, so to speak. Thus the latest re-read of Pratchett is effectively me taking solace in at least having the good sense to adore Sir Terry.
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Mari Johnsen @mhjohnsen.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Fell off the wagon. Bought another notebook. It was too pretty.
Black notebook with gold dragons and mountains
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Mari Johnsen @mhjohnsen.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Happy summer reading! Going through the City Watch books this year. #sirterry
Cover of Terry Pratchett's novel Guards Guards
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Mari Johnsen @mhjohnsen.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
How to bring people to the dark side, part 3: tempting a friend working in tax to begin reading fantasy with this passage from Pratchett's Snuff.
Passage from Snuff by Terry Pratchett, including the line 'It can get pretty hazardous as the end of the fiscal year draws near'
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Mari Johnsen @mhjohnsen.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
There is a huge amount of wisdom in the moomin books in general, and in Moominpappa at Sea in particular (original title Pappan och havet (the dad and the sea), which is allegedly a play on the old man and the sea...). Can recommend.
Cover of Pappan och Havet by Tove Jansson, featuring moominpappa in a small boat at sea.
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