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M.G. Gallows

@mggallows.bsky.social
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Author. Writer. Doing my best. Check out my Necromancer AF series! www.amazon.com/dp/B092KPVLT4

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M.G. Gallows @mggallows.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Fucks what?
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M.G. Gallows @mggallows.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Haven't seen it, but if I do, I'll let you know.
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M.G. Gallows @mggallows.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
In the future, Wingdings has come full circle to being a holy script again.
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M.G. Gallows @mggallows.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
All the bot accounts that used to steal clips of movies to pack their content defecation now use AI to avoid potential copyright strikes.
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M.G. Gallows @mggallows.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
That sucks so hard, man. Someone hit my back bumper a few weeks ago, but the crack was small. You got it so bad. I'm sorry, bro.
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M.G. Gallows @mggallows.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Growing up, every Christmas my dad would play Dolly Parton carols. Every Halloween, from a too-young age, I would watch Tim Curry swagger about in Rocky Horror Picture Show. These two defined my holidays. And they always will. Rest in peace, you legends. #DollyParton #TimCurry
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M.G. Gallows @mggallows.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
*Evil Tim Curry laughter*
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M.G. Gallows @mggallows.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
If you see this, we implore you to post a picture from whatever device your using without explanation. #blutoid
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M.G. Gallows @mggallows.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Man, I've sold (and gave away) a lot of books this week. The giveaway is over for now, but thanks to all who picked up a copy of my first (and seventh, latest) book!
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M.G. Gallows @mggallows.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
You're too kind, Boss. And I promise the books just get better!
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M.G. Gallows @mggallows.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
It might have been the robot up-skirt shot. That's pretty weird.
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M.G. Gallows @mggallows.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Stranded in Japan and hunted by assassins? Alex should have stayed in bed... My latest novel, Widow's Web, Necromancer AF 7, is now live on Amazon! www.amazon.com/dp/B0HD9X4GD7
amazon.com
Amazon.com
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M.G. Gallows @mggallows.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
We all have those moments.
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M.G. Gallows @mggallows.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I showed this to my girlfriend and now you need to deal with the consequences. Give this cat chocolatey milk.
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M.G. Gallows @mggallows.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I'm taking so much offense to this.
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M.G. Gallows @mggallows.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
When my GF and I visited Jasper in Alberta, we saw a lot of burned woodland stretching for miles into the mountains and Jasper itself was still recovering. Yet the tour guide said that even though the fires burned for half a year, only about 16% of the forest was hit.
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M.G. Gallows @mggallows.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I heard some pained screams but didn't think anything about it. I scream internally all the time, I can't tell which is which.
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M.G. Gallows @mggallows.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I'd like to introduce my life coach and/or spirit animal.
static.klipy.com
Alien Jump Scare in Isolated Corridor
ALT: Alien Jump Scare in Isolated Corridor
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M.G. Gallows @mggallows.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I totally have better things to be doing. But when a man dies you gotta take a moment to see if he shnitz himself.
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M.G. Gallows @mggallows.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
A series that deserves a refresh.
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M.G. Gallows @mggallows.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
The Thunderbolt, in my opinion, epitomizes the idea of the 'walking tank'. A heavily armed and armored beast, and a threat at all ranges.
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M.G. Gallows @mggallows.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
#BattleTech Share your dream 'Mech that you want to pilot.
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M.G. Gallows @mggallows.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Mental note- if you use a toothpick to clean gunk off your PC mouse, remember which toothpick you used.
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M.G. Gallows @mggallows.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
[Firebombs the character's car.]
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M.G. Gallows @mggallows.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
I'll always remember his tragically twisted role in Repo! The Genetic Opera.
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M.G. Gallows @mggallows.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Maybe Vampires aren't repelled by faith. Maybe, as God's chosen inheritors of the Earth, humans can overcome the power of cursed beings with sheer, righteous arrogance. Divine Right of Kings. "Silence, Bottom!" energy. Makes more sense than "true faith," which, what even is that?
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M.G. Gallows @mggallows.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
"Duel of the Fates" but the choir just repeats "Calzone."
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M.G. Gallows @mggallows.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Slightly diminish a book. #blutoid 2001: A "We Didn't Go to Jupiter and AI is Going to be So Much Worse Than You Think" Odyssey.
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M.G. Gallows @mggallows.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
"I only let you do that because you've been eating fried chicken. Finger licking good."
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M.G. Gallows @mggallows.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
That's two whole feet of head.
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M.G. Gallows @mggallows.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
It's always suction with octopi, isn't it?
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M.G. Gallows @mggallows.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Oh heck yeah.
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M.G. Gallows @mggallows.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
"Hello sir, have you found Jesus in your life?" I like to meet them at the door naked. "No! Come in, help me find him!" A little Robin Williams for the day.
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M.G. Gallows @mggallows.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
media.tenor.com
a man with a beard and blue eyes is looking up at the sky in the dark .
ALT: a man with a beard and blue eyes is looking up at the sky in the dark .
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M.G. Gallows @mggallows.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Put on a sweater and stop bothering us.
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M.G. Gallows @mggallows.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
What is the Star Trek project that only you would love? Cooking with Neelix. #blutoid #startrek #TV
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M.G. Gallows @mggallows.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
"The only thing stronger than hate is love." I appreciate the sentiment, but hate isn't strong. It's weak, cheap, bred from fear, anger, and ignorance. An easy choice for those who can't face reality. Lots of things are stronger than hate. And hateful people struggle hard to hide that fact.
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M.G. Gallows @mggallows.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Sure is Warwick in here.
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M.G. Gallows @mggallows.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
The main characters from my novels. They're a joy to write.
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M.G. Gallows @mggallows.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness.
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Mobius Stripper @mobiusstripper.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Last Christmas I gave you my heart The very next day Kali ma shakti de
The evil priest from Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom (no longer the worst Indiana Jones movie!) holding the still-beating heart of the sacrifice.
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M.G. Gallows @mggallows.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
My philosophy is to write what I want to read. And as arrogant as it makes me sound, I like to read my own books. It's a good system.
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M.G. Gallows @mggallows.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
"Don't consume coffee, red meat, or any food that has chemicals you can't pronounce. You'll die of microplastics and transfats. Don't you want to live to be at least 80-" DOING WHAT? SIPPING DEW FROM LEAVES? I WANT A CHEESEBURGER LAURA #christmaswiththeinfluencers
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M.G. Gallows @mggallows.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Like parking lots aren't crowded enough with everyone who only seems to remember Christmas is happening a week ahead of the 25th. Like yeah, I get it. I don't want to see Christmas shit until Dec. 15th too, but some people are just here to get milk and you took a gun to Black Friday. Sort it out.
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M.G. Gallows @mggallows.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
Changed the shape of his head, from the look of it.
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M.G. Gallows @mggallows.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
I got into a brief beef (breef) with that clown who played Jayne on Firefly. One of the Baldwins. Tony? It was after he drank the Kool-Aid and was angry about vaccines. Pure tin-pants-on-head conspiracy nutter.
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M.G. Gallows @mggallows.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
"Please do your laundry."
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Dia VanGunten / Writer @pinkzombierose.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
NICE COMPLIMENTS TO GIVE
WRITERS
• you are incredibly clever
• your work impacted my soul
• i'm still thinking about your book
• i will read everything you ever
write
• honestly you are a monster
• i put your book in the time-out
corner
• im crying why are you like this
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M.G. Gallows @mggallows.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Oh sure.
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M.G. Gallows @mggallows.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
It's just the merc in me. I'll tweak anyone's nose if the price is right. But I do like memes. Here, have some dril quotes as BattleTech nations.
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