Mark @mflider.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 7hMe: “I feel like so many people are losing critical thinking skills by offloading their thinking to AI.” Other person: “But can’t we just solve that by having AI write some parameters for itself to make sure that doesn’t happen?” Me: “…” 000
Mark @mflider.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 10/10/2026I wonder if I’ve spent more time this year waiting on delayed flights at airports, or waiting on late friends at restaurants. 000
Reposted by MarkMatthew Haughey @mathowie.xoxo.zone.ap.brid.gy · 03/10/2026The hardest part of flying home from Japan is adjusting to the time change. For example in Tokyo I got to experience a future where everyone deserves dignity but I’m flying back to a country intent on pushing itself back to the 1950s. It’s hard to adjust your watch to that. 22643
Mark @mflider.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 01/10/2026NGL this is genius and I’m all for it. www.kickstarter.com/projects/458223… 000
Mark @mflider.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 26/09/2026I absolutely love when someone pulls out “Shut the front door!” I just have to quietly nod. Yeah, we both know what we’re doing here. And I’m on board. 000
Mark @mflider.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 23/09/2026Ah nice, my weekly delivery of protein bars has arrived. 000
Mark @mflider.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 21/09/2026TIL: A digital car key doesn’t auto-transfer to a new phone when you update phones. Which is why I’m in an Uber to pick up my physical key from home, before uber’ing back to the airport parking garage. 000
Mark @mflider.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 15/09/2026Any visit to the emergency room that ends with “You can leave now” is a damn good one. 000
Mark @mflider.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 03/09/2026Me, 5 min after a plank workout: “Heh, nice warm up. For babies I guess.” Me, 12 hours later: “Abs too sore… to breathe…” *quietly asphyxiates* 000
Mark @mflider.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 01/09/2026Hot Pot Restaurants: “Do you want to come here and pay us to cook food for yourself?” Me, having a kitchen: “No.” 000
Reposted by MarkClaire McNab @2legged.mastodon.ie.ap.brid.gy · 26/08/2026Celebrities Who Do Fuck All With Immense Wealth To Improve The Lives Of Others Pen Glowing Tributes To Dolly Parton #WaterfordWhispersNews #WWN #Satire #DollyParton 0017
Mark @mflider.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 23/08/2026Sorry, Four Non Blondes, but the best version of “What’s Going On” was, and forever will be, sung by He-Man. 001
Mark @mflider.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 22/08/2026Ah, Friday Night, finally done with the work week! (Sets aside laptop with 5 AI coding agents running, picks up identical laptop with 5 different AI coding agents running) 000
Mark @mflider.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 21/08/2026Deciding between a tattoo of the “OK" button from Mac OS X Aqua days, or the :thread: slack icon. 000
Reposted by MarkLéo Natan :batman: @leonatan.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 17/08/2026@stroughtonsmith Liquid Aqua 001
Mark @mflider.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 15/08/2026Got back from Spain yesterday. Sorry, everyone… www.sfchronicle.com/weather-forecas…sfchronicle.comClient Challenge 000
Mark @mflider.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 13/08/2026My breakfast at a buffet: * One of absolutely everything, requiring at least 5 separate trips up My breakfast at home: * A dry scoop of protein powder directly from the container, if I remember to eat at all 000
Mark @mflider.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 11/08/2026Starting to realize why I magically never get jet lag when I travel. “Wake up at 3am, can’t get back to sleep, tired all day, brain fog, forget important things, stomach upset…” That’s just me, every day. 000
Mark @mflider.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 10/08/2026Me, 6 hours after landing in Europe: "Adjusting to a new timezone is NOT that hard, c'mon people.” Me, 18 hours after landing in Europe: “What time is it again? 37:82? That sounds about right.” 000
Reposted by MarkStefan Bohacek @fediverse.stefanbohacek.online · 06/08/2026The very first website is 35 years old today, and you can still visit it at info.cern.ch/hypertext/WWW/TheProje…! "On August 6, 1991, the first website was introduced to the world. [It] contained information about the World Wide Web Project […] [Original post on stefanbohacek.online] 767172
Mark @mflider.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 05/08/2026“What’s it like working at Apple?” A short play. Me, a genius, a renegade intellectual: “Let’s do this thing!” Others: “Ah but have you considered its impact on accessibility towards our users in *this* way?” Me, a fool, a stumbling idiot, a menace: “I have not.” 000
Mark @mflider.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 04/08/2026When the internal "software lore" slack thread that's less than an hour old has over 100 replies… prepare to dive into some serious shit. 000
Mark @mflider.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 04/08/2026Monday, 9:30am: a hired plumber, soaking wet and yelling, ran down my stairs and out my front door. So that’s how this week is going, thanks for asking. 000
Mark @mflider.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 29/07/2026Oh no my floors www.engadget.com/2226533/the-us-gov…engadget.comThe US government's robot ban also includes vacuums - EngadgetRobots apparently don't need to be bipedal to be caught up in the FCC's new foreign-made robot ban. 000
Mark @mflider.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 29/07/2026There are those friends, you'd bury a body for, no questions asked. But there are also those friends, you'd have *a lot* of questions before burying the bodies. And then there are friends that make you wonder… why do so many of my friends keep needing bodies buried? 000
Mark @mflider.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 26/07/2026I’m often so tired waking up that I can’t wait to get back into bed at night. But last night I was so tired fhat, getting INTO bed, I was already fantasizing about going to bed the FOLLOWING night. 100
Mark @mflider.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 21/07/2026Having such a great time at SIGGRAPH catching up with everyone. Do YOU (yes you) want to catch up, or meet up for the first time? HMU! 000
Mark @mflider.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 20/07/2026Designers of convention centers: “How far away should the main halls be? 6 miles?” “Sure, but people will be sitting most of the time, so we’ll want a comfortable temperature.” “52 degrees?” “Perfect.” 000
Mark @mflider.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 14/07/2026We're looking for talented artist-engineers to help us take Keynote to the next level! 🎉 If you love writing beautiful realtime shaders and want your work to show up on stage introducing the next Apple product, come join our (amazing) team. You would be designing and optimizing the effects that […]mastodon.socialOriginal post on mastodon.social 001
Mark @mflider.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 30/06/2026“Established 1992”? Why is THAT supposed to be impressive? *whispers into ear* Wait, that was HOW many years ago?! 000
Mark @mflider.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 24/06/2026Getting an earthquake alert in the middle of a seat of barbell back squats… was not expecting to have to make a calculated decision so early in the morning. 000
Mark @mflider.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 18/06/2026What’s that German word for the feeling of when your brief moment of pride from catching a bug so easily turns immediately to disgust because you weren’t expecting to catch that bug so easily? 000
Mark @mflider.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 13/06/2026A new “idle” App Store game that’s just waiting for coding agent subscription token limits to refresh. 000
Mark @mflider.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 08/06/2026“I hope the party you went to tonight was better than the one I went to.” “Oh, was yours bad?” “Not at all; mine was awesome. I just hope yours was even better.” 001
Mark @mflider.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 07/06/2026It’s no longer possible to send someone a message that starts with “You’re right…” 000
Mark @mflider.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 05/06/2026Slowly realizing that you did not, in fact, gain the ability to read people’s minds; that person is just narrating their unfiltered thoughts in realtime. 000
Mark @mflider.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 27/05/2026“I wonder why I have to get up and pee so often at night…” *chugs 2 gallons of water immediately before bed* “Maybe someday medical science will be able to solve this absolute mystery.” 000
Reposted by MarkJens Ohlig @johl.mastodon.xyz.ap.brid.gy · 20/05/2026Happy 40th birthday, ZMODEM! On May 20, 1986 the ZMODEM protocol specification was posted on Usenet by Chuck Forsberg of Omen Technology. www.tuhs.org/Usenet/comp.sources.un… If you used a BBS before the Internet you might get nostalgic. Otherwise you probably […]mastodon.xyzOriginal post on mastodon.xyz 4219
Mark @mflider.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 04/05/2026“Did you hear what Trump-“ “I spent an hour today playing with 4 adorable kittens.” “But he…” “They were about six weeks old and just figuring out how to walk.” “The war with…” “They were named after the ghosts from Pac Man.” “N…News…” “Two of them fell asleep in my lap.” 000
Mark @mflider.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 02/05/2026RE: mastodon.art/@Nick_Stevens_graphics… @grubermastodon.art 000
Mark @mflider.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 01/05/2026rowan441.github.io/1dchess/chess.ht…rowan441.github.io1D ChessComments 000
Mark @mflider.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 30/04/20261. Dream about peeing. 2. Wake up, but suspiciously don’t have to pee. 3. From abundance of caution and paranoia, get up and pee anyway. 000