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Mark Fortgang @mfgang.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

If MAGA existed in 1930’s Germany, they would’ve invented something called HDS. 🙄

Mark Fortgang @mfgang.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

This is so cool! I mean, between the tariff rebate, DOGE check, and now this vote bribe, that’ll add up to nearly *checks notes* ZERO DOLLARS! 😃

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 10/09/2026

Hillary Clinton: "I love Israel, and I hate Netanyahu's government and his policies. I love America, and I hate Trump's government and policies ... if the Israelis want to vote for that again, then I think the United States has to take a very tough position."

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Mark Fortgang @mfgang.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

In case anyone is still confused, Zohran Mamdani and Abdul El-Sayed are NOT communists, but this guy, who Trump said he has a “great relationship with,” is. Hope that helps.

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Mark Fortgang @mfgang.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Look, I don’t condone Luigi Mangione murdering someone, but I’m not going to sit here, as a parent who has literally had to fight with my insurance company over approving lifesaving treatments for my child, and say I don’t understand why he did it.

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Mark Fortgang @mfgang.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Just so I'm clear; there was a credible threat to Air Force One, so they secretly smuggled Trump off the plane, let it take off, and left everyone on board to unwittingly take the hit. I mean, if that's not the perfect analogy for this administration I don't know what is.

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Mark Fortgang @mfgang.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Someone just needs to tell Trump that wind farms would generate enough breeze to blow all the smoke back to Canada. Then just sit back and watch that green energy money roll in... 😂

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Mark Fortgang @mfgang.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Over and… out? 🏳️‍🌈🤷‍♂️

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Jess Piper @piperformissouri.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

Listen, if you don’t know the difference between Democratic socialism and communism, I’m not engaging with you. Crack a book.

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Mark Fortgang @mfgang.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

Whoever came up with the name Democratic Socialist, definitely didn’t take into account that a large number of Americans are stupid. 🤦‍♂️

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Mark Fortgang @mfgang.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

Honestly, I think it's wonderful that the President of the United States has decided to come out during Pride. 🌈👏👏👏

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Mark Fortgang @mfgang.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

If you were against money for student loan relief, and against money for affordable healthcare, but ok with giving a million dollars each to a bunch of dirt-bag January 6th insurrectionist criminals, please kindly go f**k yourself. 🖕😡

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Mark Fortgang @mfgang.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

How about Trump just stays in China and we order a new president off Temu? 🤷

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Mark Fortgang @mfgang.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

It’s always annoyed me how when some total garbage human dies people suddenly start talking about all their “good” qualities. So anyway, Spirit Airlines went out of business…

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Mark Fortgang @mfgang.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

I’m not shocked the shooter fits perfectly into the MAGA narrative. Those casting directors are very good at what they do! 🤣

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Mark Fortgang @mfgang.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

Can someone explain what happened in D.C. last night in Iran war/high gas prices/terrible economy/cratering poll numbers/ballroom nobody wants/Epstein terms? 🤷‍♂️

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Mark Fortgang @mfgang.bsky.social · 19/03/2026

Remember, you can’t spell Iran War without E-P-S-T-E-I-N! 🤷‍♂️

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Mark Fortgang @mfgang.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

“It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.” This Macbeth quote is stuck in my head this morning for some reason. 🤷‍♂️

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Mark Fortgang @mfgang.bsky.social · 10/02/2026

Just a reminder that when Michelle Obama suggested Americans eat better, they called her a communist.

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Mark Fortgang @mfgang.bsky.social · 06/02/2026

Meanwhile, I can't stand up straight because I slept funny. 🤦‍♂️

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Mark Fortgang @mfgang.bsky.social · 02/02/2026

I can’t watch the Grammys. It’s too depressing that the only artists I’ve heard of are in the In Memoriam segment. 🥴

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Mark Fortgang @mfgang.bsky.social · 31/01/2026

I rarely feel sorry for critics, but I’ve seen reviews of Melania, which means some of those poor bastards were actually forced to watch it! Oh the humanity!!! 😫😂

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Mark Fortgang @mfgang.bsky.social · 29/01/2026

One of my favorite things is reading the comments from people who finally come to the realization that Bruce Springsteen was never the flag-waving, conservative hero they always believed he was, and they’d been blasting Liberal anthems at their shore parties all these years. Truly poetic stuff. 😂

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Mark Fortgang @mfgang.bsky.social · 23/01/2026

Sorry, I don't believe for one second this so-called "snowstorm" is anything but an elaborate hoax perpetrated by Big Bread, Big Eggs, and Big Milk!

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Mark Fortgang @mfgang.bsky.social · 17/01/2026

The irony of France sending troops to protect Greenland from the expansionist ambitions of The United States is not lost on me.

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Mark Fortgang @mfgang.bsky.social · 09/01/2026

We interrupt this sh*t-show to bring you an important reminder: EPSTEIN! HEALTHCARE! INFLATION! And now back to our regularly scheduled distractions.

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James Fallows @jfallows.bsky.social · 05/01/2026

This is superb, from Sen. Kelly. Please watch. __ Insider note: First sentence of Kelly's presentation is uncannily powerful echo of my favorite TV ad ever. "Imported from Detroit," 15 yrs ago Serendipity? Embedded memory by Kelly people? Perfect for both. www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNIQ...

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Chrysler - 'Imported From Detroit' (Eminem Super Bowl Ad)

YouTube video by Anthony Kalamut (Southside AdGuy)

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Mark Fortgang @mfgang.bsky.social · 04/01/2026

It’s really heartwarming how much Trumpers suddenly care about the wellbeing of Venezuelans and New Yorkers. ❤️😂

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Mark Fortgang @mfgang.bsky.social · 31/12/2025

Happy to report my totally scientific holiday study has been completed and the results are thus: Eating and drinking whatever you want, whenever you want, while also not exercising, does indeed make your clothes shrink.* *This study was beer reviewed.

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Mark Fortgang @mfgang.bsky.social · 27/12/2025

Once you sleep in a t-shirt it instantly becomes pajamas and can no longer be worn in public. If you break this rule, everyone will know you're outside in your PJs and laugh at you. I don't have time to explain the science behind this but, trust me, it's sound.

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Sherrilyn Ifill @sifill.bsky.social · 26/12/2025

Imagine watching Sinatra, son of Dolly & Antonini born in Genoa & Sicily, respectively, and Martin, son of Gaetano & Angela, born in Montesilvano, Italy & Ohio respectively, (Angela to parents born in Monasterolo, Italy), and crusading against the value of children of immigrants to the U.S.

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Mark Fortgang @mfgang.bsky.social · 23/12/2025

Those new Epstein Class battleships are gonna be lit!

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Mark Fortgang @mfgang.bsky.social · 22/12/2025

I'm confused, are we supposed to be shocked and devastated about Bill Clinton being in the Epstein files? 🤷🙄😂

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Mark Fortgang @mfgang.bsky.social · 21/12/2025

Jaxson Dart played today like he REALLY wants the Giants to draft Fernando Mendoza. 🤦‍♂️

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Mark Fortgang @mfgang.bsky.social · 16/12/2025

In my life there have been presidents I’ve aligned with, and those I did not. But never did I believe, as I do now, that the POTUS was morally bankrupt. How anyone could excuse this garbage human’s reprehensible behavior because they “like his policies” is something I will never, ever understand.

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Mark Fortgang @mfgang.bsky.social · 10/12/2025

When the cat puking on the floor instead of the carpet is considered a highlight of your day, it may be time to reevaluate some things. 🥴😹

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Mark Fortgang @mfgang.bsky.social · 03/12/2025

You’ve got to be the worst drug trafficker in history to put 11 people in a small boat. I mean, wouldn’t you want to have more room for, I don’t know, drugs?! 🤷‍♂️

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Mark Fortgang @mfgang.bsky.social · 20/11/2025

Oh no, if Bill Clinton is in the Epstein files I’ll have to take down my Bill Clinton flag, burn my Bill Clinton hat, get rid of all my Bill Clinton shirts, and not buy anymore Bill Clinton bibles, NFTs, or crypto! 🤷‍♂️🙄

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Mark Fortgang @mfgang.bsky.social · 19/11/2025

I will have the utmost respect for the first reporter who responds to one of Trump’s juvenile insults with “F**k you, a**hole.”

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Mark Fortgang @mfgang.bsky.social · 18/11/2025

Mike Johnson just referred to himself as a legal scholar. 😂

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Mark Fortgang @mfgang.bsky.social · 12/11/2025

From October to April in the Northeast there are 3 states of being: I feel a cold coming on, I have a cold, I’m getting over a cold. That’s it. 🤧

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Mark Fortgang @mfgang.bsky.social · 10/11/2025

I can’t figure out if I hurt my elbow playing football yesterday, or facepalming myself too hard during the Giants game. 🤷‍♂️🤦‍♂️🥴

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Mark Fortgang @mfgang.bsky.social · 01/11/2025

I’m going to tell people I was actually at their Halloween party, but I was dressed as The Epstein Files which is why you couldn’t see me. 🤷‍♂️🎃

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Mark Fortgang @mfgang.bsky.social · 31/10/2025

I was going to go as Mike Johnson for Halloween this year, but I couldn’t figure out a way to remove my spine. 🤷‍♂️🎃

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Mark Fortgang @mfgang.bsky.social · 30/10/2025

I just saw someone say they are voting for Cuomo because Mamdani is, and I quote, a nepo baby. Wondering if they know what the Tappen Zee Bridge is called now. 🤷‍♂️😂

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