Mike from Useless, TX @mfahearn.bsky.social · 12/08/2026If the president was using me as a decoy to save his own skin, especially without telling me that's what was going on, you're damn right I'd be making it about myself. 010 0
Mike from Useless, TX @mfahearn.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Wake up, Keller, TX. Trump and Abbott and Paxton and Patrick will be of no help to you when Westlake dumps a data center on your border. They're all in cahoots. 001 0
Mike from Useless, TX @mfahearn.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Is Ron Johnson simultaneously claiming that Fauci fear-mongered about COVID while blaming him that so many died from it? 000 0
Mike from Useless, TX @mfahearn.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Requiring a photo ID to enter the Obama museum in no way constitutes a backdoor poll tax. Requiring a photo ID to register to vote does. 000 0
Mike from Useless, TX @mfahearn.bsky.social · 29/07/20261. So, essentially Ted's making the argument that communist Cuba wasn't exactly communist under Castro. Which kind of undercuts his anti-communist argument. 2. Putin isn't a communist. 000 0
Mike from Useless, TX @mfahearn.bsky.social · 23/07/2026If he has no contact with the outside world, how are we seeing his post? 000 0
Mike from Useless, TX @mfahearn.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Somehow, I think our $40 trillion debt and climate change both trump Hegseth not getting new toys for Christmas. 041 0
Mike from Useless, TX @mfahearn.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Mike Lee's praying for a Paxton victory so that Lee can at least claim not to be the dumbest senator from Utah. 010 0
Mike from Useless, TX @mfahearn.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Shorter Vought: "I will side with cancer over DEI!" 000 0
Mike from Useless, TX @mfahearn.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Well that's Sean 'Kill The Cyclists' Duffy for you... 000 0
Mike from Useless, TX @mfahearn.bsky.social · 09/07/2026I'd like this cartoon even more with Mike Johnson rather than Trump. 011 0
Mike from Useless, TX @mfahearn.bsky.social · 08/07/2026www.texastribune.org/2026/07/07/k...texastribune.orgKen Paxton’s voter registration may violate Texas election law - The Texas TribuneThe Texas attorney general appears to have used an address where he did not live while voting in six elections in the past two years — despite his warning voters that “it is illegal to misrepresent yo... 000 0
Mike from Useless, TX @mfahearn.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Will you be investigating Ken Paxton? www.texastribune.org/2026/07/07/k...texastribune.orgKen Paxton’s voter registration may violate Texas election law - The Texas TribuneThe Texas attorney general appears to have used an address where he did not live while voting in six elections in the past two years — despite his warning voters that “it is illegal to misrepresent yo... 000 0
Mike from Useless, TX @mfahearn.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Also, in a first-world country, over 200 people probably wouldn't die because the power grid failed during a freeze, nor would over 100 die from a river flooding. 000 0
Mike from Useless, TX @mfahearn.bsky.social · 26/06/2026The New York Times headline for this SHOULD be: Johnson Admits To Running Protection Racket 010 0
Mike from Useless, TX @mfahearn.bsky.social · 22/06/2026I don't think we're sending Geneva our best... 000 0
Mike from Useless, TX @mfahearn.bsky.social · 18/06/2026Or, to put it another way, Biden never got played by Netanyahu into attacking Iran, either. 020 0
Mike from Useless, TX @mfahearn.bsky.social · 18/06/2026Has Mike Johnson deflected questions about the Memorandum of Understanding yet just by saying, "I haven't heard anything about that"? 000 0
Mike from Useless, TX @mfahearn.bsky.social · 18/06/2026I hear Iran's trying to arrange for the official signing ceremony to take place on TACO Tuesday. 020 0
Mike from Useless, TX @mfahearn.bsky.social · 11/06/2026So if a fascist is nice to you you should stop calling him a fascist? 000 0
Mike from Useless, TX @mfahearn.bsky.social · 28/05/2026There's probably no truer sign of TrumpFlation than him admitting that $100 bills just don't cut it any more and we need to go to $250. 000 0
Mike from Useless, TX @mfahearn.bsky.social · 27/05/2026The money would have been better spent targeting Ken Paxton. Republicans are gonna have to throw an Abbottton of money into this race now. 000 0
Mike from Useless, TX @mfahearn.bsky.social · 27/05/2026@JamesTalarico: If Ken Paxton is worried about freaks, he should stop giving Epstein-style sweetheart deals to pedophiles. This is the guy who just released Adam Hoffman from jail, an admitted child rapist. 000 0
Mike from Useless, TX @mfahearn.bsky.social · 20/05/2026James Talarico: Trans people aren't taking away our healthcare. Undocumented people aren't defunding our schools. It's the billionaires and their puppet politicians." 040 0
Mike from Useless, TX @mfahearn.bsky.social · 20/05/2026James Talarico: "The only minority destroying this country is the billionaires. Trans people are 1% of the population. Undocumented people are 1% of the population. We are all focused on the wrong 1%." 130 0
Mike from Useless, TX @mfahearn.bsky.social · 20/05/2026James Talarico: "I've had a lot of interviews with national media. No one's ever asked me about the cost of housing. No one's asked me about the cost of prescription drugs. The only thing the media wants to ask me about are trans athletes." 130 0
Mike from Useless, TX @mfahearn.bsky.social · 19/05/2026Shorter J.D. Vance: "We do not think $1.8 billion is too much to pay to have shit smeared on the walls of the U.S. Capitol!" 000 0
Mike from Useless, TX @mfahearn.bsky.social · 14/05/2026“How did you go bankrupt?” Bill asked. “Two ways,” Mike said. “Gradually and then suddenly.” 000 0
Mike from Useless, TX @mfahearn.bsky.social · 08/05/2026Channeling his inner Jonathon 'Fuckin' Bitch' Ross! 000 0
Mike from Useless, TX @mfahearn.bsky.social · 01/05/2026<sarcasm>Well, it's a good thing J.D. Vance is on the fraud beat!</sarcasm> 000 0
Mike from Useless, TX @mfahearn.bsky.social · 30/04/2026The same grown-ups that sat on this bill for a month before finally putting it up for a vote? 000 0
Mike from Useless, TX @mfahearn.bsky.social · 29/04/2026The real tragedy here is that unable to accomplish anything substantial, Johnson will compensate by rage posting on Facebook. 000 0
Mike from Useless, TX @mfahearn.bsky.social · 24/04/2026If Trump's 'math' was at all legitimate, businesses would advertise 200% off, not half off. 000 0
Mike from Useless, TX @mfahearn.bsky.social · 22/04/2026Agreed, but in the long term, those districts will still lean Republican and be harder to defend. Democrats will have a window of opportunity to get things done and make their case for why they should stay in office. 020 0
Mike from Useless, TX @mfahearn.bsky.social · 22/04/2026He started a war of choice with Iran. It wasn't the cakewalk he was expecting. Now he's swerving across eight lanes of traffic, looking for an exit ramp. 000 0
Mike from Useless, TX @mfahearn.bsky.social · 17/04/2026Anybody who's ever read Reader's Digest knows laughter is the best medicine. This is just another front on the Trump / RFK jr war on healthcare in America. 000 0
Mike from Useless, TX @mfahearn.bsky.social · 17/04/2026And Greg 'Come And Take It' Abbott folded like a cheap suit and just handed Texas data over, didn't he? 000 0
Mike from Useless, TX @mfahearn.bsky.social · 07/04/2026A Trump hears what he wants to hear and disregards the rest. 010 0
Mike from Useless, TX @mfahearn.bsky.social · 07/04/2026I cried when they shot Ashli Babbitt Tears ran down my spine I cried when they shot Mister Charlie Kirk As though I lost a brother of mine But Renee Good got what was coming She got what she asked for this time So love me, love me, love me I'm a MAGA man 000 0
Mike from Useless, TX @mfahearn.bsky.social · 27/03/2026This is in Mike Johnson's district. He can't even protect his own. 000 0
Mike from Useless, TX @mfahearn.bsky.social · 26/03/2026Not so much if you're the one wearing the boots. Which this guy won't be. 100 0
Mike from Useless, TX @mfahearn.bsky.social · 24/03/2026Two questions: 1. Is 2% expressing no opinion some sort of record? 2. Who the hell are those 36% and why do they have their heads so far up Trump's ass? 031 0
Mike from Useless, TX @mfahearn.bsky.social · 24/03/2026How many times did he vote not to pay them? 000 0
Mike from Useless, TX @mfahearn.bsky.social · 19/03/2026I mean, if it's a temporary blip, does that mean I'm gonna get the extra $10 - $15 bucks extra I paid this week back when it's over? I don't think so. All blips are temporary if you take a long enough view. That does nothing to ease the pain of those caught in the blip. 000 0
Mike from Useless, TX @mfahearn.bsky.social · 18/03/2026"Did you really think you wouldn't be asked about this? Did you really think it a good idea not to prepare? Would you plan on bringing this ethos of unpreparedness into the DHS? Because I think they have that already; I don't think they need any more?" 001 0
