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Mike from Useless, TX @mfahearn.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Somehow, I think our $40 trillion debt and climate change both trump Hegseth not getting new toys for Christmas.
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Mike from Useless, TX @mfahearn.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I'd like this cartoon even more with Mike Johnson rather than Trump.
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Mike from Useless, TX @mfahearn.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Has Mike Johnson deflected questions about the Memorandum of Understanding yet just by saying, "I haven't heard anything about that"?
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Mike from Useless, TX @mfahearn.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
There's probably no truer sign of TrumpFlation than him admitting that $100 bills just don't cut it any more and we need to go to $250.
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Mike from Useless, TX @mfahearn.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Shorter J.D. Vance: "We do not think $1.8 billion is too much to pay to have shit smeared on the walls of the U.S. Capitol!"
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Mike from Useless, TX @mfahearn.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
“How did you go bankrupt?” Bill asked. “Two ways,” Mike said. “Gradually and then suddenly.”
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Mike from Useless, TX @mfahearn.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Channeling his inner Jonathon 'Fuckin' Bitch' Ross!
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Mike from Useless, TX @mfahearn.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
<sarcasm>Well, it's a good thing J.D. Vance is on the fraud beat!</sarcasm>
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Mike from Useless, TX @mfahearn.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
The same grown-ups that sat on this bill for a month before finally putting it up for a vote?
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Mike from Useless, TX @mfahearn.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
The real tragedy here is that unable to accomplish anything substantial, Johnson will compensate by rage posting on Facebook.
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Mike from Useless, TX @mfahearn.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
If Trump's 'math' was at all legitimate, businesses would advertise 200% off, not half off.
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Mike from Useless, TX @mfahearn.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Speaking of sex offenders, where are the Epstein Files?
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Mike from Useless, TX @mfahearn.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
>> TRUMP: Nobody has been able to give me an accurate number. Everything is a lot. One is a lot. << If only he felt the same about America.
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Mike from Useless, TX @mfahearn.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Lisa McCain finds it very odd that people are protesting the murderer Jonathan 'Fuckin' Bitch' Ross and the Gestapo defending him? That's way odder, Lisa.
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Mike from Useless, TX @mfahearn.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
apnews.com/article/vanc... “We are the ones that have done a great job on affordability, not the Democrats. We just lost an election, they said, based on affordability. It’s a con job by the Democrats.” - Donald Trump Maybe JV Vance is trying to distance himself from Quiet Piggy?
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Vance says Americans need patience on prices but says 'We hear you' on affordability concerns
While President Donald Trump has struggled to settle on a way to address Americans’ concerns about high costs, Vice President JD Vance on Thursday offered a more direct and empathetic message, saying,...
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Mike from Useless, TX @mfahearn.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
In a fitting metaphor for Trumpageddon II, the Liberty Bell is shuttered.
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Mike from Useless, TX @mfahearn.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
More like a trumpDown, amirite?
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Mike from Useless, TX @mfahearn.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Donald Trump's Amerikkka
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Mike from Useless, TX @mfahearn.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Today's Hot Take: Donald Trump should really let us know who these some people who say they would like a dictator are. That really seems like pertinent information, kind of a list of people we'd know not to trust.
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Mike from Useless, TX @mfahearn.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
Ron DeSantis tacitly condones the Pulse nightclub murders. www.nbcnews.com/nbc-out/out-...
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Pulse Memorial's rainbow crosswalk removed overnight in Orlando, Florida
Orlando Mayor Buddy Dyer called the removal a “cruel political act.”
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Mike from Useless, TX @mfahearn.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
After 108 people, including 37 children, died in floods, Greg Abbott's response is to become laser-focused to redistrict Texas for the second time in four years. It's like he's going for the gold medal in incompetence.
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Mike from Useless, TX @mfahearn.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
And by 'reverses', they clearly mean 'breaks'.
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Mike from Useless, TX @mfahearn.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
How self-proclaimed Christian Mike Johnson reconciles his War on the Poor with the teachings of Jesus is, I suppose, why they call them mysteries of faith.
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Mike from Useless, TX @mfahearn.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
Alligator Alcatraz - Because Auschwitz Was Already Taken
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Mike from Useless, TX @mfahearn.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
ICE: You Don't Have To Be A Sociopath To Work Here...But It Helps!
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Mike from Useless, TX @mfahearn.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Voters in the Republican Texas Senate primary face quite the conundrum - do they go for Ken Paxton, an enthusiastic advocate of the Trump Torture State, or select John Cornyn, a reluctant supporter of the Trump Torture State? www.npr.org/2025/06/05/n...
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In recorded calls, reports of overcrowding and lack of food at ICE detention centers
ICE detentions have surged, but deportations have not. In the past month, NPR spoke to dozens of detainees, families and lawyers who spoke of overcrowded centers in Florida lacking food and medicine.
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Mike from Useless, TX @mfahearn.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Beth Van Duyne (TX-24), in her weekly update, bragged about kicking 10,000 of her constituents off Medicaid, which is a very Beth Van Duyne thing to brag about. www.cbpp.org/research/hea...
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36 Million People at Risk of Having Health Coverage Taken Away by Medicaid Work Requirements | Center on Budget and Policy Priorities
Recent proposals from Republican congressional leaders and conservative think tanks would cut Medicaid by taking coverage away from people who don’t meet unnecessary and burdensome work...
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Mike from Useless, TX @mfahearn.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
Transgenic mice, Kush, not transgender. It was quite the kerfuffle a few weeks back. If you're still conflating the two now, chances are you're doing it on purpose and you are a base, dishonest person. But hey, it's your credibility.
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Mike from Useless, TX @mfahearn.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Given the autocrats he idolizes, shouldn't that be 'bonesaw approach'?
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Mike from Useless, TX @mfahearn.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
I wouldn't mind if this became known as the Alito and Thomas Dissent Era.
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Mike from Useless, TX @mfahearn.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Ron DeSanctimonious step into the airport chapel?
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Mike from Useless, TX @mfahearn.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Pretty sure they're just following the Sermon of the Bank: Blessed are the healthcare-deniers, for they shall have more disposable income.
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Mike from Useless, TX @mfahearn.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
The PuppySlayer!
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Mike from Useless, TX @mfahearn.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
48 contestants? What is this, the second quarter quell?
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Mike from Useless, TX @mfahearn.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
She's the Puppyslayer, right?
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Mike from Useless, TX @mfahearn.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
My House representative, Beth Van Duyne (TX-24), is a tariff touter.
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Mike from Useless, TX @mfahearn.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
The Trump Dichotomy: You can say Merry Christmas. You just can't have one. apnews.com/article/trum...
apnews.com
Trump says US kids may get '2 dolls instead of 30,' but China will suffer more in a trade war
President Donald Trump is acknowledging that his tariffs could result in fewer and costlier products in the United States.
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Mike from Useless, TX @mfahearn.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
I like calling Mike Johnson Paul Ryan 2.0 because it's kind of true and because I think Paul Ryan would be really insulted by it.
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Mike from Useless, TX @mfahearn.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
“For we must alwaies take hede that we bie no more of strangers than we sell them; for so we sholde empoverishe our selves and enriche them,” - 1550s Donald Trump, I think
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Mike from Useless, TX @mfahearn.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
You can never underestimate Donald Trump. I thought we had a Neville Chamberlain in the Oval Office and he turned out to be a second-rate Chamberlain!
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Mike from Useless, TX @mfahearn.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Despite nominally being Secretary of State, Marco Rubio seems content to let JD Vance run point on handing the Donbass to the Russians. I guess he doesn't see an upside to being the Neville Chamberlain of the 21st century.
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Mike from Useless, TX @mfahearn.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
What the hell is happening at Glenn Youngkin's Ren Onion State Prison? #youngkinGulag
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Mike from Useless, TX @mfahearn.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
nypost.com/2025/01/29/u... Trump obviously supports Hamas and wants them to go forth and multiply. Why isn't this a bigger story?
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Trump says spending freeze stopped ‘condoms for Hamas’ — as WH rescinds memo to ‘end confusion’
The instructions resulted in confusion about what programs were affected.
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