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Mexorcist

@mexorcist.bsky.social
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NoVA suburban dad. Caps hockey. Clutch, Be'lakor, Slomosa, Ecca. Old fat man standing in back at the show. Probably mad at you for no reason.

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Mexorcist @mexorcist.bsky.social · 42m
The announced Turnstile show at the Washington Monument sure is getting a lot of attention and comments on the Face Book.
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Mexorcist @mexorcist.bsky.social · 20h
Protest outside the hockey arena before the game. Chaotic entry procedure due to construction and they changed where the entrance was located (?!). Yelling at ppl in Ovechkin jerseys. You’re not wrong, fam, but most of us are just hockey fans celebrating the last season of a generational talent.
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Mexorcist @mexorcist.bsky.social · 21h
This Caps game did not suck. A bit precarious at times, but ultimate victory!
Scoreboard showing Caps 5, Penguins 3.
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Mexorcist @mexorcist.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Having an ADHD teenager in the family has an unexpected benefit for me. I don’t always welcome the challenge, but it forces me to be nimble in my responses to his seemingly unreasonable re/actions. I could lose my shit every time (default), but not doing so helps me be a better dad and person.
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Mexorcist @mexorcist.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The cleaning people have taken the roll of paper towels out of my office. I can see how something like this could happen, but it doesn't make it hurt any less.
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Mexorcist @mexorcist.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If I was all six Washington Capitals on the ice, I would simply just score a goal right now.
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Mexorcist @mexorcist.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Sat in the rain for 5 hours today to watch our boys lose 1-13 and 3-8 today. Best 14U baseball team in the state. 👍⚾️🙄
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Mexorcist @mexorcist.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Caps hockey is back, baby! I’m not saying anything more bc this team has a history of… things.
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Mexorcist @mexorcist.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Apparently Balatro’s Painted Deck gold stake is the easiest gold. Just knocked it out in like 3 attempts. Foil Half Joker with level 6 three-of-a-kind, Gros Michel that never left me, Blueprint on a Throwback at 4.5x that’s also Polychrome. Boss was Amber Acorn. Beautiful.
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Mexorcist @mexorcist.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Four more gold stakes and a Jokerless and I’m done with Balatro. (I’ll never be done with Balatro.)
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Mexorcist @mexorcist.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
17yo told me he watched “The Exorcist” in school the other day (apparently he’s not taking the hardest classes). Oh yeah, tough guy? What’s the demon’s name? What does the power of Christ do, huh? Turns out he watched “The Conjuring”. Pussy
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Mexorcist @mexorcist.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Who is the wet left fielder for the Phillies? He probably smells like bong water.
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Mexorcist @mexorcist.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I don't really have any substantial comments to post on current Defector articles, but seeing that little red banner reminding me that I'm suspended from doing so is giving me fits. You tell one sanctimonious prick to fuck off and all of a sudden YOU'RE the bad guy? Sowing/reaping "this sucks" meme.
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Mexorcist @mexorcist.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
FBI "leadership" fired two special agents tasked with investigating threats to Stephen Miller's wife after they decided there wasn't a reason to continue the investigation. That's fucked up, you guys.
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Mexorcist @mexorcist.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A lot of local rednecks at the bar. Don’t know if they were celebrating Dolly or just drankin. Even odds
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Mexorcist @mexorcist.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I wear my Defector suspension like a badge of honor. That guy was being a dick. I guess I'll have to dial back my "fuck that and fuck you" responses from here on out.
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Mexorcist @mexorcist.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I couldn’t be happier about communities across America adopting 9/25 as Dolly Parton Day. We are going to a local bar for happy hour tomorrow; it’s a fundraiser for her Imagination Library. Our kids loved checking the mail for the next book every week. I’m an atheist, but Dolly was a true angel.
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Mexorcist @mexorcist.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Breaking: I am not eligible for Fat Bear Week.
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Mexorcist @mexorcist.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Am I eligible for fat bear week?
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Mexorcist @mexorcist.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Watching inconsequential preseason hockey and I’m happy as a lark.
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Mexorcist @mexorcist.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Bouncing Souls crushed it. Such a great show!
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Mexorcist @mexorcist.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
In Baltimore for The Bouncing Souls. Strike Anywhere were fantastic and The Suicide Machines are doing a good job holding it down.
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Mexorcist @mexorcist.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
My father died at 50 when I was 27 years old. I will have to live another 13 years--to the age of 67--to see my 2nd son turn 27 years old. That hardly seems fair.
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Mexorcist @mexorcist.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Jesus wept I can't wait until it's tomorrow.
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Mexorcist @mexorcist.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Seen “Sixteen Candles” countless times, and today is the first time I noticed that there’s bird shit on the back seat of the Rolls, on Farmer Ted’s shirt, and in his hair in the parking lot scene when he answers the car phone.
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Mexorcist @mexorcist.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
We watched "The Gorge" tonight with the 13yo. Ridiculous premise, predictable subplot, bad accents, but what a "fun romp" as the 80s movie critics would say. Tense moments, absurd events. A crowd pleaser! Y'know... for a PG-13 thriller.
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Mexorcist @mexorcist.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Wife was watching Mayans MC, and I hear “Devil is Fine” during a title sequence and it reminded me of seeing Zeal and Ardor at the Fillmore Silver Spring and buying Manuel and Marc some beers. They opened for Deafheaven and Baroness. Great fuckin show.
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Mexorcist @mexorcist.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Training camp hasn't even started yet, but I've got my tickets for opening night Caps vs. Penguins in DC and I cannot fucking wait. Updated arena, updated roster, same old seats. We probably won't get cup holders (not in the 27 years we've had season tix), but fuck it. I'm so excited.
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Mexorcist @mexorcist.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
At the I.T. team meeting this morning, one of the guys asks me how I feel about system update notifications and scheduling for my Mac. They work well, no problems. "Oh, because [name] is complaining." *everyone groans* Every workplace has one of THOSE people. Disregard. All ahead flank, good sir.
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Mexorcist @mexorcist.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Fermenting the peppers. Hot sauce in two weeks. Jalapeño, Serrano, Fresno, Anaheim, Shishito, and Tabasco. A pepper medley if you will. I might throw one fresh habanero in before the blend. I don’t know yet. Stay tuned.
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Mexorcist @mexorcist.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
It wasn’t me watching the 20/20 Dolly Parton show and blubbering for an hour while I made lunches for our sons and cleaned the kitchen and okay it was me. I need electrolytes.
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Mexorcist @mexorcist.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Seeing Joel Ward as an assistant coach for the Vegas Golden Knights hurts my feelings.
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Mexorcist @mexorcist.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
The TV show "Deli Boys" is so good. And if you haven't watched "Reservation Dogs" you have to figure out a way to do that, too.
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Mexorcist @mexorcist.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
People post about Riley Gaines, and I'm like "oh I love Power Trip and it's too bad he died", then I look it up (again) and see they are talking about some repulsive grifter (again). Anyway, rest in power, Riley Gale.
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Mexorcist @mexorcist.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Went to a "craft cocktail" place. Ordered an off-menu bloody mary and I watched him make it. Tito's over ice with Mr. & Mrs. T mix out the bottle. That's it. No rim, no garnish, the cocksucker didn't even stir it. I've made myself a better bloody mary on a plane with the same fucking ingredients! 🤬🖕
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Mexorcist @mexorcist.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Fuckin’ Ray Bourque intro making me ugly cry at home alone.
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Mexorcist @mexorcist.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
I don’t watch much NBA bc I’m an NHL guy… but is Webanyama the basketball McDavid?
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Mexorcist @mexorcist.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Three and a half hour shift at the high school concessions stand for the varsity baseball game. They already won district, and tonight lost the regional by two runs. Now it’s off to the state playoffs. Our little town has a pretty decent team! My son does not play baseball anymore. Makes us sad.
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Mexorcist @mexorcist.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
I've used Claude for work a few times and just learned about tokens and how they're calculated. It explains why Claude's responses are so long: Each word input and output counts as a token. Its responses are verbose because they make more money that way. What a crock of shit. Also: Fuck A.I.
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Mexorcist @mexorcist.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
@capitalweather.bsky.social I remember y’all before the WaPo, and I’m glad you’re no longer with the WaPo. Keep on keeping on, kicking ass, and providing the best weather coverage in our area.
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Mexorcist @mexorcist.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
I never watch SNL, and I don’t know about Geese. But I just watched Geese on SNL, and that was kind of amazing. I don’t know how to describe it. Bluesy crooning into punk chaos? Intriguing.
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Mexorcist @mexorcist.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
The Jake Gyllenhaal one.
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Mexorcist @mexorcist.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Am I in bed? No. Should I be? Yes. Why not? ROADHOUSE
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Mexorcist @mexorcist.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
My wife has started watching “Euphoria” and, man, I am NOT built for that show. So dark.
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Mexorcist @mexorcist.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Facebook has led me to conclude that anybody can just sign up to the local "foodie" group and call themselves a "foodie" and just be a normal person with below-average taste and shitty "hot takes" on area cuisine. I. Am. Shocked.
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Mexorcist @mexorcist.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
I graduated college 30 years ago with a degree in biology and "One Battle After Another" has me pointing out sodium dodecyl sulfate polyacrylamide gel electrophoresis to my completely uninterested wife and children.
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Mexorcist @mexorcist.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
I live close enough to DC to effectively be annihilated by a nuclear strike. Just make it quick. I don’t want my kids to suffer.
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Mexorcist @mexorcist.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
The ESPN NHL always say “for the kids watching at home” when pointing out a good or bad play. But what they mean is “for the viewers who don’t know how to play NHL hockey”. It me, but why do they have to be so fucking pedantic? Don’t say that only mere children can’t see the impact of the play. 🖕
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Mexorcist @mexorcist.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Should I be in bed? Yes. Am I in bed? No. Why not? Because I am addicted to that Bar Rescue TV show. I know it’s manufactured drama and an hour long commercial, but I always root for the underdog.
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Mexorcist @mexorcist.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Tried a new barbershop a few weeks ago; took the 13yo to it today, and they’re the first shop to get his request right. I think we’ve found a new home.
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