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Metty

@metty.bsky.social
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(She/Her) bartender/programmer/priest???/pixel artist originally intended for construction work. Please don't tell Mega Man I'm here.

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Metty @metty.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Why is the cat doing a LSD tab?
Advertisement cardboard of big blue cat from kpop demon hunters with the big eyes has a blue square on his tongue
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Metty @metty.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
haha thats what I get for waiting to get paid ig
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Metty @metty.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
"Ough my tummy hurts" I say drinking my red flavor caffeinated vitamin supplement marketed at gamers on an empty stomach
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Metty @metty.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
We are the second and third oldest people in this room.
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Metty @metty.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Pondering my Corb
The dread wizard Saruman the White ponders his Corb, the orb of coca cola
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Metty @metty.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
"please explain your last disciplinary note: [Employee] stop sucking face with your boywife" Bud I think it explains itself we got work to do she gotta keep her young out his throat while on clock
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Metty @metty.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
No, perish.
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Metty @metty.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Answering here too if someone else searches it ever, doing it with Fugi.tech, You upload a model to your Library like it's for your use, Then on the sources page, go to Custom Sources. When you add someone to the include list, you seem to be able to set their avatar to whatever you want, looks like
I am changing famous rugrats vtuber "Clam It The Carl" from hit twitch stream channel "KZX Bullies Jordan" into a Mechanical Rat, against their will!
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Metty @metty.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Ehehheheheheh I like the clicky
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Metty @metty.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Anime girl doing a no gesture to the words Dirty Soda, then anime girl pointing at the words Coconut Pilk, sparkles flying off her glasses
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Metty @metty.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Kids always talkin about jobs their friends totally just really got like
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Metty @metty.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
My coworker has informed me the stopnshop roombas are named marty and they aren't even roombas, no vacuum in em or nothin like what's the point that's such a waste of space and power???
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Metty @metty.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Help I've Been Transported To Another Realm Reincarnated As A Genie Trapped In The Body Of A StopnShop Roomba And The Dwarves Are Too Old They Refuse To Figure Out How To Use The Self Checkout Machines Light Novel Volume 27
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Metty @metty.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Instant loss comic but instead of NTR or mindbreak or whatever it's a retail job
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Metty @metty.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
"I don't know 𝘸𝘩𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘢𝘳𝘦𝘯'𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘱𝘱𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘤𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘴!"⁣ K you're hired it's 15$ an hour here's your yellow vest⁣ "𝐈 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐧𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫!" You figured it out congratulations 🎉🎉🎉
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Metty @metty.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
"This is my dialogue focused, character-heavy campaign." "Even the best leaders in the city are an Oligarchical old man and his kids." "We're starting this campaign in prison." Several months later: "We've hit the violent political extremist plot, time for the multi part Chuck E Cheese dungeon."
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Metty @metty.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
I think @b0tster.yeag.gay elbowed me in the kidney in the act 1 moshpit
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Metty @metty.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
ME WHEN I GET YOU
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Metty @metty.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
HA
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Metty @metty.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
Customers are a tragic species, born without a brain in their skulls, doomed to float aimlessly wherever the wind current takes them
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Metty @metty.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
Scrimpus: For anal seepage
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Metty @metty.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Alright, Alright, Alright~ It's been 100 years since I've actively streamed, but I want to stream my autistic trucking simulator before the internet spoils the whole entire game for me twitch.tv/mettaurbuster
twitch.tv
Twitch
Twitch is the world
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Metty @metty.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Next person who puts their hands on me without my consent gets fed their fucking teeth it doesn't matter what corporate says I'll teach a 80 year old pervert to respect bodily autonomy
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Metty @metty.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
I'm about to quit my job to beat an old man to death in the parking lot I can't fucking take this anymore being groped apparently doesn't count if you've got a Y chromosome my fucking mental health doesn't matter why aren't I working I'm gonna fucking explode
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cate @buny.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
i’m gonna just watch this at least once a day and i recommend everyone do the same
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smith🏳️‍⚧️🌻 @sunflowersmith.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
See? It’s unbreakable.
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