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Metty

@metty.bsky.social

(She/Her) bartender/programmer/priest???/pixel artist originally intended for construction work. Please don't tell Mega Man I'm here.

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Metty @metty.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

"Ough my tummy hurts" I say drinking my red flavor caffeinated vitamin supplement marketed at gamers on an empty stomach

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Metty @metty.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

Pondering my Corb

The dread wizard Saruman the White ponders his Corb, the orb of coca cola

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Metty @metty.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

"please explain your last disciplinary note: [Employee] stop sucking face with your boywife" Bud I think it explains itself we got work to do she gotta keep her young out his throat while on clock

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Metty @metty.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

Anime girl doing a no gesture to the words Dirty Soda, then anime girl pointing at the words Coconut Pilk, sparkles flying off her glasses

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Metty @metty.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

Kids always talkin about jobs their friends totally just really got like

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Metty @metty.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

Instant loss comic but instead of NTR or mindbreak or whatever it's a retail job

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Metty @metty.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

"I don't know 𝘸𝘩𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘢𝘳𝘦𝘯'𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘱𝘱𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘤𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘴!"⁣ K you're hired it's 15$ an hour here's your yellow vest⁣ "𝐈 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐧𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫!" You figured it out congratulations 🎉🎉🎉

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Metty @metty.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

"This is my dialogue focused, character-heavy campaign." "Even the best leaders in the city are an Oligarchical old man and his kids." "We're starting this campaign in prison." Several months later: "We've hit the violent political extremist plot, time for the multi part Chuck E Cheese dungeon."

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Metty @metty.bsky.social · 10/01/2026

I think @b0tster.yeag.gay elbowed me in the kidney in the act 1 moshpit

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Metty @metty.bsky.social · 27/10/2025

Customers are a tragic species, born without a brain in their skulls, doomed to float aimlessly wherever the wind current takes them

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Metty @metty.bsky.social · 26/10/2025

Scrimpus: For anal seepage

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Metty @metty.bsky.social · 22/07/2025

Alright, Alright, Alright~ It's been 100 years since I've actively streamed, but I want to stream my autistic trucking simulator before the internet spoils the whole entire game for me twitch.tv/mettaurbuster

Metty @metty.bsky.social · 25/06/2025

Next person who puts their hands on me without my consent gets fed their fucking teeth it doesn't matter what corporate says I'll teach a 80 year old pervert to respect bodily autonomy

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Metty @metty.bsky.social · 25/06/2025

I'm about to quit my job to beat an old man to death in the parking lot I can't fucking take this anymore being groped apparently doesn't count if you've got a Y chromosome my fucking mental health doesn't matter why aren't I working I'm gonna fucking explode

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cate @buny.bsky.social · 06/11/2024

i’m gonna just watch this at least once a day and i recommend everyone do the same

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smith🏳️‍⚧️🌻 @sunflowersmith.bsky.social · 18/10/2024

See? It’s unbreakable.

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