Reposted by Metric GuardKarakato @karakatodzo.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Gonna need an E Tank for this... #megaman 394339943
Metric Guard @metricguard.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Somehow, the LEGO® Link & Epona statue is more faithful to the art style of Ocarina of Time than the remake is. 000
Metric Guard @metricguard.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Now that I've finally finished MGS4, I suppose it's time to show off a tier list of all the games in the Metal Gear series that I've played. I think Kojima himself put it best by calling MGSV "the culmination of all those 'infiltration games' that started with the first in the series". 110
Metric Guard @metricguard.bsky.social · 16/08/2026The NTSC composite shader that RetroArch provides is pretty awesome. It doesn't match the real deal exactly, but it's good enough that I'm more than happy to use it for everything up to GameCube. Official releases of retro games should feature quality filters like this. 100
Reposted by Metric GuardRazzball @razzball.bsky.social · 07/08/2026gets incredible air here 256145473362
Metric Guard @metricguard.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Finally, a game that filled the DK: Jungle Climber-shaped hole in my DK: Jungle Climber-shaped heart. Seriously, this game rocks! Or I guess...uhh...turnips. Because you play as a turnip, not a rock. 100
Metric Guard @metricguard.bsky.social · 30/07/2026MGS2 Big Boss run is done. Pretty fun, but I don't think I'll be doing that again anytime soon, if ever. 110
Metric Guard @metricguard.bsky.social · 26/07/2026You've given us far too much power—power that mankind ought not have. Fortunately, my sense of humor is far too juvenile to properly use said power. 000
Metric Guard @metricguard.bsky.social · 07/07/2026The Simple Masculine Pleasure of Building a LEGO® Castle 010
Reposted by Metric GuardRidl @ridlharr.bsky.social · 03/07/2026I love watching slugcat run and fumble thru the terrain, it's so cute. procedural animation does absolute wonders in rain world and i will forever be impressed by it 0296
Metric Guard @metricguard.bsky.social · 18/06/2026The recent MGSV update on PC added a newer version of Denuvo. It introduces performance issues. Man. 100
Reposted by Metric GuardCool Box Art @coolboxart.bsky.social · 13/06/2026ALF's Thinking Skills / PC / Vision Software / 1988 611034
Metric Guard @metricguard.bsky.social · 07/06/2026The number of people in the quotes saying Kojima backpedaled because of the backlash when he never even supported using AI for art in the first place is about as alarming as the number of people who assumed Kojima was involved with the promo based on VERY limited information. 120
Reposted by Metric Guard✩MAJI✩ working on comms! @majibomber.bsky.social · 20/05/2026Tiny caged amongus... 2650822056
Reposted by Metric GuardSupper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 14/05/2026Donkey Kong Country 2's map design is exceptionally elegant in that it uses each of the game's 13 level themes exactly thrice each, without using any of them more than twice in a row. This is accomplished via several clever uses of the environment. 262327624
Reposted by Metric GuardQuinn Stokan (Chris Voiceman) @hirethisman.com · 06/05/2026I think a lot of people assume the game was called Star Fox 64 because it was on the N64, but it's actually because they planned on remaking it 64 times 03910
Metric Guard @metricguard.bsky.social · 27/04/2026Aw heck yeah, Steam Controller 2.0 is coming soon, I'm so gonna--WAIT IT'S CDN$149??? 100
Metric Guard @metricguard.bsky.social · 24/04/2026The World's Longest Death Stranding 2 Playthrough. I do wish the game was much tougher, but the fact that I played it for so long, and that I plan to play it some more, says a lot about how enjoyable it was. Bravo, Kojima Productions. #DeathStranding2 #DeathStranding2PC 021
Reposted by Metric GuardLVL?KEN 💀🕘 @ricesnot.bsky.social · 21/04/2026#buckbumble x #moonchild (they are friends) 7636209
Reposted by Metric Guard⭐️ The cabbit of the stars ⭐️ @tommothecabbit.bsky.social · 19/04/2026My Bluesky timeline this past week 101528488
Reposted by Metric GuardSupper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 01/04/2026In the spirit of April Fools' Day but without sacrificing the Supper Mario Broth veracity policy, here is a fact that seems so outlandish as to be a joke, but is actually true: in 1993, a Sega ad campaign briefly planned to use profanity to slander Mario. 4559741900
Reposted by Metric GuardJames B Barrow @jamesbbarrow.bsky.social · 14/03/2026#RWArtMonth 2026 Day 14: Scissorbirds - I have had my fair share of scary encounters with these speedy snapping creatures. 217344
Metric Guard @metricguard.bsky.social · 05/03/2026After over a decade of being unable to (cartridge has broken graphics; cleaning it didn't fix it 😞), I've finally finished Final Fantasy Mystic Quest. I will never play Final Fantasy Mystic Quest ever again. It is not a good game. Not good at all. 120
Metric Guard @metricguard.bsky.social · 05/03/2026Most of the time, Final Fantasy Mystic Quest is so braindead easy it's basically impossible to lose any battle, but the game will occasionally pull shit like this. Not that blatantly unfair moments like these are consequential since you can retry from the start of the battle. 130
Metric Guard @metricguard.bsky.social · 04/03/2026Did John 4Chan hijack my PC? (I know the update is legit, but it seems some Microsoft employee(s) thought they were being really funny by naming this the KEK update.) 110
Reposted by Metric GuardSonic The Wereblog @sonichedgeblog.bsky.social · 19/02/2026A cel from the Smoking 'Sonic Says' segment, from 'Adventures of Sonic The Hedgehog'. 252264990
Reposted by Metric GuardGenrih Volf @genrihvolf.bsky.social · 03/02/2026All under one sky #Rainworld #rainworldfanart #rainworldwatcher #rainworldart 09737
Reposted by Metric GuardTool-Assisted Speedrun clips @tasnocontext.bsky.social · 31/01/2026Casual Gamers vs Speedrunners vs TAS 81078331
Reposted by Metric GuardJ.M. (But also Nemo) - writing comms open @alamhigo.bsky.social · 31/12/2025Today is the last day that you can repost this image 32514914730
Metric Guard @metricguard.bsky.social · 25/11/2025I just backed Farnia Village / ファーニア村で暮らす on @kickstarter.com www.kickstarter.com/projects/100...kickstarter.comFarnia Village / ファーニア村で暮らすFarming, Adventure, Romance, Life Game/ 農業 冒険 恋愛 生活ゲーム 120
![Preliminal design for a 1993 Sega ad, recovered from the archives of the Brio toy company, which handled Sega's marketing in Sweden
[a picture of Sonic asking "WHO THE F*CK IS MARIO?"]
Final design of the ad, which replaced the attack on Mario with the slogan "Happiness can be bought for money"
[a picture of Sonic saying "LYCKA KAN KÖPAS FÖR PENGAR"]
Source: Martin Lindell, martinlindell.com/2019/11/24/sonic-springer-snabbt-in-i-sverige, via @FeoUltima, x.com/feoultima/status/1964670301712908579](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:heeihz7xdhf7dbjx4befobqw/bafkreiguzligvi3i2k24az37yean2fxx4juivkye5a3js3b4a5kowfncxa)
![A screenshot from the below web port of Super Monkey Ball 1. The titular ball lacks a monkey. The caption reads:
YOU KNOW WHAT, FUCK YOU
*un-[monkey]s your [ball]*
[The "monkey" and "ball" are ripped from the game's logo]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:rwa725k63i3pdybb74zubckh/bafkreifexovzuptuyuue4kixhs6nvhpsb7whwohr555nkcvcfhg3hcitpy)
