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Metty

@metonymy.bsky.social
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Epitome of milquetoast. I make drugs for a living and collect hobbies for fun! I am usually found @Metonymy in most places

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Metty @metonymy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
One of my buddies wrote and illustrated a children’s book about how to safely interact with cats! It is so helpful, I demoed it with my 2 year old and it immediately helped. Feel free to share w a parent or rescues in the area www.kickstarter.com/projects/drd...
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Steve Says No: A Board Book that Teaches Cat Body Language
Created by a veterinarian and certified cat behavior consultant, this book introduces young children to cat communication and consent.
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Metty @metonymy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
One of my buddies wrote and illustrated a children’s book about how to safely interact with cats! It is so helpful, I demoed it with my 2 year old and it immediately helped. Feel free to share w a parent or rescues in the area www.kickstarter.com/projects/drd...
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Steve Says No: A Board Book that Teaches Cat Body Language
Created by a veterinarian and certified cat behavior consultant, this book introduces young children to cat communication and consent.
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Metty @metonymy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Hi! I am alive! Expect to see me around more often as soon as a client that has good muting and keywords is available (I am hoping Phoenix by tapbots will be the answer).
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sol! 🌸 @serendiplays.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
i've been without a job for too long. i'm moving back in with my mother in november. i need help one last time to cover rent, late fees, repairs around the apartment, and to pay for movers. anything you can spare helps. shares are appreciated. thank you! #mutualaid ko-fi.com/serendiplays...
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Metty @metonymy.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
I maked this! 💕
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Paul F. Pumpkins @photopotamus.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
Sketch, then finished piece for @metonymy.bsky.social <3 A Mustang! #furry #furryart #hoofer #mustanghorse
A sketch of an anthropomorphic horse. They lie on their stomach, digitigrade legs and hooves up behind them. Their tail flops over to the far side of them, and their mane does the same. A calm smile graces their long face. Their left hand crosses over their chest to rest against their collar bone while the other hand flops forward. The sketch is in a warm grayscale, with the shadow of a hand along the left edge. A color illustration of an anthropomorphic horse. They lie on their stomach, digitigrade legs and hooves up behind them. Their tail flops over to the far side of them, and their mane does the same. A calm smile graces their long face. Their left hand crosses over their chest to rest against their collar bone while the other hand flops forward.

The horse is a dun. They have a warm, saturated beige main coat, with lighter cream under the throat, over the chest, and belly. Their hands, forearms, and legs beneath the knee are dark brown, with stripes above them. A primitive dark stripe runs down their back and into the tail. They have a white snip on their nose and a white star on their forehead. Their eyes are brilliant bright blue, and the darkness on their muzzle is a lighter brown than their limbs. There is light purple shading on the body, a dark purple shadow underneath them, and purple gel markers serve as highlights and backlights. The overall vibe of the image is calm but friendly.
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Paul F. Pumpkins @photopotamus.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
random MUTUAL AID MATCH: match my $5 or more and i'll doodle u a silly Paint doodle of your character. get in my dms to do it. we take care of us!!!!!!
a sloppy Microsoft Paint drawing of a furry bust: a very fat hot pink hippo with a hairy double chin waves at the camera. they wear a blue tank top and are surrounded by scrunkly stars, hearts, and a moon in the background. small text, "hi" appears next to the hippo's head.
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Metty @metonymy.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Once this goes live I will once again be here assuming it has the same mute features and timeline features tweetbot did and ivory does. Miss and love you all! 💕
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The Museum of English Rural Life (MERL) @themerl.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
more users are joining and the hog grows longer
A painting of a long hog, made even longer. It is very long.
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Metty @metonymy.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Getting to know my daughter better in the past 6 months has been the absolute delight of a lifetime, I’m so thankful and lucky. Here’s to a lifetime of fun and growth! 🥂
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Metty @metonymy.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
6 months ago a nice nurse plopped a mewling wet stranger on my chest who promptly peed on me. I was so relieved she wasn’t kicking my internal organs any more.
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Metty @metonymy.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
One of the VPs at my company has discovered custom reacts on teams and is now responding to everyone exclusively with blobfish reacts
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Metty @metonymy.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Cw non vegetarian food I am deeply annoyed by the anti seed oil people but I am slightly grateful their dollars in the market make it easier for me to purchase my preferred types of fat for cooking popcorn
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Metty @metonymy.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
I know Tapbots is not super interested but I desperately want them to integrate bsky support into Ivory because I really am not meshing well with how the bsky app works. The timeline scrolling is miserable and I always feel like I am missing something and I don’t want that!
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Metty @metonymy.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
I am learning two processes at work that are both using entirely novel technologies to me and I can feel my brain overheating in real time
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ARCdraws @arcdraws.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
the cat caught a fish
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
Earnest post, but: a thing I like here is it’s okay to have moments of happiness in public without being broadly scolded, and I believe that sustaining this kind of humanity will be very important as we resist fascism. We have to sustain each other. Making joy isn’t denial, it’s how we will survive
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Conan the Salaryman @conansalaryman.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
"Tuesday." Conan's voice was the ominous susurration of flint on steel. "Too devilishly close to Monday to be considered truly wholesome." He rose heavily, preparing himself for whatever horrors the day might bring. Sonja rolled over, her snores startling the crows from the nearby balcony.
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K.B. Spangler @kbspangler.com · 12/11/2024
Speaking about making art accessible, I've picked up a lot of new followers so please be aware I have a standing policy of giving free ebooks to anyone in financial distress. If you're in a hard place, choose a book from my back catalog and email me. #book #books #sff kbspangler.com/books/
The cover to DIGITAL DIVIDE by KB Spangler
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Metty @metonymy.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
I really want to eat something very specifically how I make it but I do not want to make it right now.
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Metty @metonymy.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
My work announced unlimited PTO and I instantly activated to bug HR about mandatory minimum PTO amounts
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They-Ra @xanindigo.bsky.social · 10/11/2024
Some people missed the internet by several centuries. It is our duty to honour them by sharing their lil guys, while also making lil guys of our own.
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Vel @velannal.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
The pigeon spikes will NOT stop a majestic creature like this
Personal character, black and grey gryphon with an evil spiky mane and blue eyes standing atop of a stone fence looking smug.
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Conan the Salaryman @conansalaryman.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
"Monday again, by Crom," growled the bleary-eyed barbarian as he struggled to free himself from the serpentlike embrace of his sleeping furs. "Tis but one weapon potent enough to slay this most degenerate of days," he continued, staggering towards the kitchen. "Coffee."
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Screamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
The ship was the pride of the American side coming back from some mill in Wisconsin. As the big freighters go, it was bigger than most, with a crew and good captain well seasoned. Concluding some terms with a couple of steel firms, when they left fully loaded for Cleveland, and later that night when
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Paper Realms @paperrealms.bsky.social · 08/11/2024
Hi everybody! I'm Mike - I run Paper Realms, a labor of love to bring papercraft terrain and props to your TTRPGs. Start with just a little, or build an awful lot. There's no wrong way to play. Everyone is welcome in the Paper Realms! Website: paperrealms.com DriveThruRPG: tinyurl.com/35tfy4se
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Metty @metonymy.bsky.social · 09/11/2024
“Savannah cats aren’t lap cats and don’t often cuddle with their owners”
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Metty @metonymy.bsky.social · 09/11/2024
Hard day but least snuggly cat is snuggle
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Jen C Mars @jencmars.bsky.social · 24/10/2024
Another hot tip for saving money: You can refill your Micron (or similar) pens when they dry up. There are several YouTube videos, but basically pop the end off, shake out the sponge-tube, drip whatever ink you like into the sponge slowly until it's wet through, then re-assemble. Voila! Like new!
Photo of a Micron pen with the end popped off, a sort of sponge-tube half hanging out of it, along with two bottles of black ink and a ceramic knife.
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 07/11/2024
"the most important thing in these dark times is to express all that is dear to your human soul and keep making art with all of your heart" I say to myself as I see a young creator spray painting a cock and balls onto the bus stop
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AZ1 "Steve" Grumpy 🐊🏴‍☠️ @geekprivateers.bsky.social · 08/11/2024
I miss Sir Terry Pratchett but his wisdom remains.
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Foxfeather Zenkova @foxfeather.bsky.social · 07/11/2024
If your day needs a boost: here is Ozai the mini cow experiencing emus for the first time. Welcome to the Foxloft, Ozai, here there be dinosaurs!
A very fluffy small black and white bull calfA fluffy black and white bull calf looking with some trepidation at two emus behind a fenceA photo from behind a fluffy black and white mini bull calf who is looking at two emus behind a fence
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Metty @metonymy.bsky.social · 08/11/2024
Like objectively I know that body horror levels of deeds were done to me and a lawsuit was involved but I legit was like “lalala I wonder if I can have ice cream for dinner and read before bed” the entire time lol and I like dentist appointments to this day
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Metty @metonymy.bsky.social · 08/11/2024
I feel bad whenever I get wheedled into recounting my orthodontic experience because everyone is usually horrified and honestly at the time I was pretty chill about it
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Takuo Matsuzawa @matsuzawa.bsky.social · 07/11/2024
This crowdfunding seeks donations to support the restoration of the urushi industry, which was affected by the earthquake. The funds will be used to grow urushi saplings over a long period, plant them, and harvest them in ten years for use in Wajima's art. 🌱 gogetfunding.com/wajima/
This crowdfunding seeks donations to support the restoration of the urushi industry, which was affected by the earthquake. The funds will be used to grow urushi saplings over a long period, plant them, and harvest them in ten years for use in Wajima's art. 🌱
gogetfunding.com/wajima/
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Metty @metonymy.bsky.social · 07/11/2024
Parenting is apparently being so proud that your feral child decided to sleep in the crib at daycare instead of insisting she sleep in the middle of the floor surrounded by slightly older babies
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K.B. Spangler @kbspangler.com · 07/11/2024
I get this but spite is so close to anger. What I want is that everyone, everywhere—when the lights are out and we’re nothing but meat lumps balanced on the edge of sleep—feels safe, has a full belly, and is comfortably wrapped within clean sheets.
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Metty @metonymy.bsky.social · 07/11/2024
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Kingfisher & Wombat @tkingfisher.com · 06/11/2024
Well, I lived through it once, I’ll live through it again. The world has always been ending.
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Metty @metonymy.bsky.social · 01/11/2024
(And myself to the library ofc)
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Metty @metonymy.bsky.social · 01/11/2024
My boss ghosted me for not one but two meetings about my career development this week after 2 months of not making the meetings so I am leaving work early to take my baby to the library ✌🏻
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Metty @metonymy.bsky.social · 31/10/2024
Also the cats are still in fine fettle
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Metty @metonymy.bsky.social · 31/10/2024
My daughter is big enough and strong enough now that she has dedicated an entire weekend morning to attempting to eat her toes.
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Metty @metonymy.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
Have you considered feeding Momo second dinner?
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Metty @metonymy.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
Is there an easy way to get bsky to save the place where I left off in the feed? I only get it to work on Ivory but ivory is a masto app so bsky is pretty glitchy there
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Metty @metonymy.bsky.social · 14/10/2024
Enjoying the parental privilege of picking out silly lil outfits for my baby
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Lawn Decor Guardian Drake! @coolsuitpoolsuit.bsky.social · 11/10/2024
*sigh* …..hello and welcome to “Sink or Schwimm”… the David Schwimmer themed underwater restaurant…. Will you be trying our Schwimmp Schcampi tonight?
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Metty @metonymy.bsky.social · 05/10/2024
Since it is officially spooky season, a reminder that a lot of Halloween themed snacks and drinks can have activated charcoal in them which can influence how effective birth control pills are rightasrain.uwmedicine.org/body/foo…
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Rick Healey, piecing it together @twotothefifth.bsky.social · 03/10/2024
In honor of National Poetry Day, one of the all time classics.
THE TIGER
by Nael, age 6
From "They're Singing a Song in Their Rocket"

The tiger
He destroyed his cage
Yes
YES
The tiger is out
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 03/10/2024
Secret Panel HERE 🍄 tapas.io/episode/2044124 🎨 art by @toothybj.bsky.social
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