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Shayne Mathis

@metalshayne.bsky.social
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Present: Heavy metal marketing and editorial stuff. Past: YouTube Music, writing words about music on the internet, Full Metal Hipster podcast.

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Shayne Mathis @metalshayne.bsky.social · 27m
“Never Let Me Down Again” is actually about Joseph Stalin.
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Shayne Mathis @metalshayne.bsky.social · 33m
I generally try not to be like “this guy is definitly autistic” but the guy was definitely autistic. This was his version of being really into model trains.
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Shayne Mathis @metalshayne.bsky.social · 42m
Jerry Cirino’s Facebook is in shambles right now.
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Shayne Mathis @metalshayne.bsky.social · 1h
I briefly thought about asking how he comes up with the specific ratings but I didn’t want to get him started on his hyperfixation.
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Shayne Mathis @metalshayne.bsky.social · 1h
I pulled a Homer Simpson disappearing into the bushes and was like “that’s cool man. hey I’m going to go grab a beer, enjoy the show”
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Shayne Mathis @metalshayne.bsky.social · 2h
I was making small talk with this guy between sets at a show a few years ago and he showed me a spreadsheet on his phone where he rates every album he listens to on a scale of 1-100 with .1 increments. So there were albums with ratings like 49.3 and 84.8.
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Shayne Mathis @metalshayne.bsky.social · 11h
I celebrate their entire catalogue including Cold Lake and that nu metal/industrial metal demo they made in the early 2000s that got leaked to the public.
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Shayne Mathis @metalshayne.bsky.social · 11h
I love Celtic Frost. Morbid Tales and To Mega Therion are two of the most important releases in the development of extreme metal and then the first song on Into The Pandemonium is a Wall of Voodoo cover. youtu.be/g13Qlh9btsM?...
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Celtic Frost - Mexican Radio (Official Audio)
YouTube video by Celtic Frost
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Shayne Mathis @metalshayne.bsky.social · 13h
I genuinely don’t care if people continue posting there but acting like it’s not a cesspool of hate and misinformation is bullshit. This is what my For You tab looks like all the time since Musk took over.
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Shayne Mathis @metalshayne.bsky.social · 13h
I just opened Twitter and went to my For You tab and the very first post was someone gassing up Inquisition, the Nazi pedophile metal band. So if you’re into that kind of thing I guess X does indeed mark the spot.
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Shayne Mathis @metalshayne.bsky.social · 13h
I’m getting super niche here but The Block Island Sound, The Beach House and Underwater are a great triple feature of ocean-based cosmic/Lovecraftian horror movies that were largely ignored because they came out in 2020.
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Shayne Mathis @metalshayne.bsky.social · 14h
I must know!
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Shayne Mathis @metalshayne.bsky.social · 19h
I don’t even understand what people mean when they talk about objective criticism of art. Do they want to read 1,000 words about the shot composition of a movie? Becuase as someone who had to read a bunch of that type of writing in college I don’t believe anyone actually wants to do that.
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Shayne Mathis @metalshayne.bsky.social · 19h
What kind of sick god would force me to make this decision? (I'm going to Rocket From The Crypt because I got a ticket for $18 and the venue is a 10 minute walk from my apartment)
A screen shot of Johnny Blue Skies, Sugar, and Rocket From the Crypt concerts that are all happening on October 16th in NYC.
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Shayne Mathis @metalshayne.bsky.social · 20h
Drop some KICKS! Cynthia Rothrock and Michelle Yeoh in Yes, Madam
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Shayne Mathis @metalshayne.bsky.social · 21h
Maybe we should just start a Midwestern/Appalachian cultural consulting firm.
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Shayne Mathis @metalshayne.bsky.social · 22h
I can be if we wish hard enough
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Shayne Mathis @metalshayne.bsky.social · 22h
My takeaway from seeing Metallica at the Sphere is there are two types of people who will spend a stupid amount of money to see Metallica: Confirmed sickos who’re like “Lulu doesn’t deserve the hate it’s gotten” (me) The rich people sitting behind me who thought The Unforgiven was Enter Sandman
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Shayne Mathis @metalshayne.bsky.social · 22h
Mayor Mamdani, as a former resident of Dayton and current resident of NYC I believe there is room for me in your administration as an interstate cultural attaché. The people of New York City would love Marion’s Pizza. Have you heard Guided By Voices?
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Shayne Mathis @metalshayne.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Metallica just projected a 250 foot jizz splatter on the Sphere.
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Shayne Mathis @metalshayne.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Going back in time and blowing teenage Shayne’s mind by telling him our mom encouraged me to spend $50 on a heavy metal shirt.
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Shayne Mathis @metalshayne.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
My driver tonight is listening to Bone Thugs-N-Harmony >>>>>>>>>>>>
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
this year for halloween i edited a copy of house 2 for watching with friends. every shot of bill maher was removed from the film, even his name in the credits. "the clean house cut". played like a dream. goes straight from the worm puppy to john ratzenberger swordfighting aztecs
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Sean T. Collins @seantcollins.com · 10/10/2026
LETTERMAN: In fact Digger is doing so poorly that Tom Cruise has been using the empty theaters to hide Shelly Miscavige. [big bass sting from the band, scattered laughs, some "ooohs"] Have you seen Shelly Miscavige lately, Paul? SHAFFER [smiling]: Not recently, Dave.
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Shayne Mathis @metalshayne.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Hell yeah
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Shayne Mathis @metalshayne.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Getting ready to head to night 2 of Metallica at the Sphere. Here’s some vids from night 1. www.instagram.com/p/DeVYSyBGGB...
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Shayne Mathis @metalshayne.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The one thing I find relatable about Trump is how much open contempt he has for Trump supporters.
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Shayne Mathis @metalshayne.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I'm getting a beer at a brewery in Las Vegas while I finish up some work and they're playing 90s ska punk. Mustard Plug is on right now and it's giving me life. www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4XX...
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Beer (Song)
YouTube video by Mustard Plug - Topic
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Shayne Mathis @metalshayne.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
One of the house parties in question:
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Robby Kalland @rkalland.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
one of my favorite snl jokes ever was on da superfans when they ask who would win in a fight between one giant ditka or 100 miniature ditkas and the answer is "trick question, they get along swimmingly"
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Shayne Mathis @metalshayne.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Because he’s an avenging angel sent by God to punish the nation for straying too far from his Light.
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Shayne Mathis @metalshayne.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
New Wolfbrigade album is a ripper. Thirty minutes of raging crust which is right around the perfect length for a crust album. www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKek...
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Wolfbrigade - Cold War Bootlicker (Official Video)
YouTube video by Metal Blade Records
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Shayne Mathis @metalshayne.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
unpeople get a lot of comparisons to Turnstile which is understandable because they're definitely in that vein but they're more like "what if Turnstile was really into Queen". www.youtube.com/watch?v=AMLL...
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unpeople - blueprints (official music video)
YouTube video by SharpTone Records
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Shayne Mathis @metalshayne.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Happy release day to unpeople's debut "we are unpeople"! I've been working on the digital release campaign since May and it rules waking up to half a dozen Spotify playlist placements plus a bunch more love from other streaming services. These folks deserve it! www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6JQ...
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unpeople - haunted (official lyric video)
YouTube video by SharpTone Records
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Shayne Mathis @metalshayne.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
To be fair, any amount of Creed is too much Creed.
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Shayne Mathis @metalshayne.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Thinking about them today. RIP Ditka
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Shayne Mathis @metalshayne.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
A post from me that says “I've been seeing a few 20-somethings a week wearing Von Dutch clothing all summer and I can feel the icy cold winds of 2000s nostalgia beginning to blow.”
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Matt Anderson @mattbegins.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Let’s all take a moment to appreciate the absolute best way to exit a conversation ever.
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Shayne Mathis @metalshayne.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
David Bowie would never drive his truck down to a keg party on the lake beach.
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Shayne Mathis @metalshayne.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
My Lyft driver is listening to a pop country station that’s playing this song that samples the “Rebel Rebel” riff and it’s making me so mad. youtu.be/XN972Dmm9KU?...
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Chris Young - Young Love & Saturday Nights (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by ChrisYoungVEVO
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Shayne Mathis @metalshayne.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The losers and haters will be like “I don’t know what the big deal is it’s just video screens” but when you see the actual Sphere area in real life it really is bonkers.
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Shayne Mathis @metalshayne.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I’m fully unc-ing out
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goof_off_artiste746393@yahoomail.com @goofoffartiste.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The main project of the US now is a line-item vindication of the most histrionic and paranoid stuff ever said by Jello Biafra
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Shayne Mathis @metalshayne.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The only Digger I care about is when the German speed metal band Grave Digger briefly changed their name to Digger and softened their sound to try and make more money. youtu.be/XSSsmqP3Pmw?...
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Stronger Than Ever
YouTube video by The Heavy Metal Vault
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Shayne Mathis @metalshayne.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Definitely one of the better Se7en-like psychological thrillers and horror movies that came out in the late 90s/early 2000s. www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZhH3...
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The Cell | Official Trailer | 4K
YouTube video by Arrow Video
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Shayne Mathis @metalshayne.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I thought The Cell was pretty disappointing overall but I saw it twice in the theater because it looks incredible.
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Shayne Mathis @metalshayne.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
They should have been as big as Nirvana, Pearl Jam and Soundgarden.
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Shayne Mathis @metalshayne.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
TAD just because youtu.be/eObop0waGII?...
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TAD - Wood Goblins [OFFICIAL VIDEO]
YouTube video by Sub Pop
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Hot Blooded Tough Guy Rusty Shackles @rustyshackles.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
White Zombie really was the fork in the road for people who were like going to care about Pearl Jam the rest of their lives and people who own at least three Godzilla shirts right now 
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Shayne Mathis @metalshayne.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Holy moly!
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