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Dr. Michael A. Urban - isopalyecopaleobotanist

@mesosuchus.bsky.social
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Dr. Michael A. Urban - isopalyecopaleobotanist @mesosuchus.bsky.social · 1h
Things aren't looking good for John Oliver.
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Dr. Michael A. Urban - isopalyecopaleobotanist @mesosuchus.bsky.social · 19h
You could say you did "Nazi that coming"
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Dr. Michael A. Urban - isopalyecopaleobotanist @mesosuchus.bsky.social · 19h
It's all just adult game slop from Target
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Dr. Michael A. Urban - isopalyecopaleobotanist @mesosuchus.bsky.social · 20h
I thought Awaken Realms took their board games to Gamefound? ZING
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Dr. Michael A. Urban - isopalyecopaleobotanist @mesosuchus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Same as Edison actually. Trump doesn't realize this is not a real compliment
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Dr. Michael A. Urban - isopalyecopaleobotanist @mesosuchus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I mean he isn't that far off (derogatory)
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Dr. Michael A. Urban - isopalyecopaleobotanist @mesosuchus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Eh. I think we are fine until quantum computing enters the chat
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 07/10/2026
"I don’t know what every person in that group saw or knew. But I am raising one of the others. The boy who might someday be in the room. Or holding the phone. The boy who didn’t do it. The boy who could therefore spend the rest of his life explaining that he didn’t do anything." buff.ly/z7yWbR2
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An Open Letter to Cornell University from the Mother of a Prospective Male Student
“Seven former Cornell students are accused in a civil lawsuit of sexually assaulting another Cornell student who says she was incapacitated. Messages alleged...
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Dr. Michael A. Urban - isopalyecopaleobotanist @mesosuchus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Fuck all these idiots
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Dr. Michael A. Urban - isopalyecopaleobotanist @mesosuchus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I have never heard of a single one of these varieties
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Dr. Michael A. Urban - isopalyecopaleobotanist @mesosuchus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I knew this even though I was a teen in Allentown Pa and everything I knew about the shithole was on local news
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Dr. Michael A. Urban - isopalyecopaleobotanist @mesosuchus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
If only, Donnie Chucklefuck absolutely thought it was just a branding issue and assumed just modifying the brand would improve the public perception of LLMs. Dude is playing 2D checkers with only one color.
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Dr. Michael A. Urban - isopalyecopaleobotanist @mesosuchus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
People are really excited for GTA VI
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Dr. Michael A. Urban - isopalyecopaleobotanist @mesosuchus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It's not even just skills. It's more fundamental. They are actively discouraging basic curiosity about the world.
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Dr. Michael A. Urban - isopalyecopaleobotanist @mesosuchus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
We call that grad school in these here parts
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Dr. Michael A. Urban - isopalyecopaleobotanist @mesosuchus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The schadenfreude is palatable
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Dr. Michael A. Urban - isopalyecopaleobotanist @mesosuchus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Only if you have a spare tilde
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Dr. Michael A. Urban - isopalyecopaleobotanist @mesosuchus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Funner fact. This is what SI means to anyone in STEM. these idiots know this en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interna...
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International System of Units - Wikipedia
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Dr. Michael A. Urban - isopalyecopaleobotanist @mesosuchus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Would that just be images of all the hot GPUs, RAM sticks and NVME drives we can no longer afford?
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Dr. Michael A. Urban - isopalyecopaleobotanist @mesosuchus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Is that why <1% of Congress identifies as non-religious/atheist/agnostic when the same group is about 30% of the US population?
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Dr. Michael A. Urban - isopalyecopaleobotanist @mesosuchus.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It's not "tech companies" it's very specific tech companies that are destroying the tech market.
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Dr. Michael A. Urban - isopalyecopaleobotanist @mesosuchus.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Gee I wonder why they picked an unflattering pic.
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Dr. Michael A. Urban - isopalyecopaleobotanist @mesosuchus.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I once wrote a statement to HR describing in detail how he treated women and spoke about women during work hours. I was lauded as a brave lil boy.
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Dr. Michael A. Urban - isopalyecopaleobotanist @mesosuchus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Sure it wasnt arson?
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Dr. Michael A. Urban - isopalyecopaleobotanist @mesosuchus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Someone with a truck could do something very funny
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Dr. Michael A. Urban - isopalyecopaleobotanist @mesosuchus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
yeah all cats are atheists. They cannot fathom a being greater than a cat.
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Dr. Michael A. Urban - isopalyecopaleobotanist @mesosuchus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The word FUCK is not vulgar FFS
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Dr. Michael A. Urban - isopalyecopaleobotanist @mesosuchus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
There is no reform. There is no change. There is no way to stop frats fostering rape culture. It is built into their every essence. Institutionalized misogyny is what they are. Burn the frat houses the ground and excise the national organizations.
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Dr. Michael A. Urban - isopalyecopaleobotanist @mesosuchus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
many women do not
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Dr. Michael A. Urban - isopalyecopaleobotanist @mesosuchus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Who gives a fuck if it works. Dominating news cycles with the crimes and corruption is enough
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Dr. Michael A. Urban - isopalyecopaleobotanist @mesosuchus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Maybe it's because adults can't afford to own homes and thus do not have the space to host dinner parties?!
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Dr. Michael A. Urban - isopalyecopaleobotanist @mesosuchus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Definitely a film that men will like more than women
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Dr. Michael A. Urban - isopalyecopaleobotanist @mesosuchus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Yes. That's my point
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Dr. Michael A. Urban - isopalyecopaleobotanist @mesosuchus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
What the actual fuck is wrong with MSG?
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Dr. Michael A. Urban - isopalyecopaleobotanist @mesosuchus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
No. He is wrong. He did not include every single billionaire on earth.
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Dr. Michael A. Urban - isopalyecopaleobotanist @mesosuchus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Hot
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Dr. Michael A. Urban - isopalyecopaleobotanist @mesosuchus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Drugs aren't the structural issue at play with Cornell, dumb dumbs
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Dr. Michael A. Urban - isopalyecopaleobotanist @mesosuchus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
All felons who are American citizens should be allowed to vote. No exceptions
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Dr. Michael A. Urban - isopalyecopaleobotanist @mesosuchus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
To be fair, she should be allowed to vote regardless
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Dr. Michael A. Urban - isopalyecopaleobotanist @mesosuchus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Someone is angry about pornhub
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Dr. Michael A. Urban - isopalyecopaleobotanist @mesosuchus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Sure sure sure. BURN THEM TO THE GROUND
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Dr. Michael A. Urban - isopalyecopaleobotanist @mesosuchus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Wait until the inevitable Dropout season
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Dr. Michael A. Urban - isopalyecopaleobotanist @mesosuchus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Go after all the frats, each chapter and each national organization. Take them all down or this will keep happening.
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Dr. Michael A. Urban - isopalyecopaleobotanist @mesosuchus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Nah.
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Dr. Michael A. Urban - isopalyecopaleobotanist @mesosuchus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Are you comparing the indifference to atheism in america to structural racism in post reconstruction South?
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Dr. Michael A. Urban - isopalyecopaleobotanist @mesosuchus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Not really. It's a lot more nuanced. Nothing is stopping atheists from running...just winning.
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Dr. Michael A. Urban - isopalyecopaleobotanist @mesosuchus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It's likely strongly influenced by the national organizations who do not view non-religious as viable candidates to fund. Plus I feel there is this an idea in the US you cannot lead without Jesus or equivalent
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Dr. Michael A. Urban - isopalyecopaleobotanist @mesosuchus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Oh oh! Now reframe it in "post merger" CNN
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Dr. Michael A. Urban - isopalyecopaleobotanist @mesosuchus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It's the voters who choose not to elect non-religious people
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Dr. Michael A. Urban - isopalyecopaleobotanist @mesosuchus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Is there though? Not being allowed to.hold federal office doesn't mean discrimination
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