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Meretrix V

@meretrixv2.bsky.social
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Are the skies bluer here? Or has the cesspool of Twits followed us? Either way, just a guy trying to make something of this thing called life (when so many people seem hellbent on making it miserable for everyone).

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Meretrix V @meretrixv2.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
Then get the fuck out of office, you worthless shitgibbon.
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Meretrix V @meretrixv2.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
I mean, they could be MORE similar.
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Meretrix V @meretrixv2.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
She helped create these catastrophes. Fuck her with a cactus.
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Meretrix V @meretrixv2.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Welp, there goes my job.
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Meretrix V @meretrixv2.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
We'll forgive your failure to cite your source. 😉
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Meretrix V @meretrixv2.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Fantastic evening! Thanks very much. This line cooked: "Democrats are characters in a Wes Anderson film who don't realize they're in a Quentin Tarantino film."
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Meretrix V @meretrixv2.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
"Democrats are characters in a Wes Anderson film who don't realize they're in a Quentin Tarantino film." - @elienyc.bsky.social in San Francisco tonight. Dunno if there could be a more poignant image than that. #ItsFunnyBecauseItsTrue
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Meretrix V @meretrixv2.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's Hillbillene.
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Meretrix V @meretrixv2.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
I'd care about his opinion if he hadn't announced his reelection campaign at the peak of his (pre-genocide) unpopularity. Let's get you back to the mausoleum, Great-great-great-great-great Grandpa.
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Meretrix V @meretrixv2.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Duh. Only christofascist asswipes are allowed to indoctrinate kids. OBVIOUS.
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Meretrix V @meretrixv2.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
When El Salvador fills up, we'll end up in the Russian gulags. The business is human trafficking.
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Meretrix V @meretrixv2.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
Agreed. They didn't even have the whisper of a plan before the inauguration this year and they passed through how many of Trump's cabinet picks without a fight? Great people to have around after an emergency.
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Meretrix V @meretrixv2.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
Nope. Worst return on investment ever. The money is better spent on grassroots orgs and local mutual aid. If the Dems want money for their campaigns, they can hit up the corporations because they love Citizens United just as much as the GOP.
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Meretrix V @meretrixv2.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
And for a $5 donation through ActBlue, you can receive more passive aggressive posts like these! Gooooooooo MIDTERMS!!! 🙄
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Meretrix V @meretrixv2.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
Exactly. Biden was the tolerant left. There's a reason we didn't like him. 😜
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Crosswalks across Silicon Valley were hacked this weekend. Pressing the button now triggers a message impersonating Elon Musk—mocking him in the process. Videos have been circulating online all weekend. 😂
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Meretrix V @meretrixv2.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
No. No, no. These fuckers thrive on their ego. We need much, much more of this. Death by a million papercuts.
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Meretrix V @meretrixv2.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
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Meretrix V @meretrixv2.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
I mean, really that's just an incidental perk to y'all being your fabulous selves. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Meretrix V @meretrixv2.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
No excuse. Let's get you to the Sarlacc pit, grandpa.
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Meretrix V @meretrixv2.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Bet we could get the dumbfuck's brain to explode if we asked him to name all of them.
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Meretrix V @meretrixv2.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Good thing she's in a sport where she can easily get stabbed.
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Meretrix V @meretrixv2.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
You mean by pointing out the full scale of the problem? Okay. You do you. And maybe the mythical moderates will swing left in 2026.
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Meretrix V @meretrixv2.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Okay, so another 30% don't care. That's not exactly encouraging.
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Meretrix V @meretrixv2.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Frankly at this point, I'd rather they castrate themselves and save the Earth from their crotch spawn.
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Meretrix V @meretrixv2.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Quick correction: The Dems are the Vichy Party. The Republicans are the Nazis. (Please help, send Tweet)
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Meretrix V @meretrixv2.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Tariffic joke.
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Meretrix V @meretrixv2.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Nor should there be. Not in a place that now fully represents the Empire.
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Meretrix V @meretrixv2.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
I'm gutted. Both of them happening in my home state, and neither worth going to. Have waited my whole life for them, but now? Nope. Absolutely not.
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Meretrix V @meretrixv2.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
It really does boggle the mind how they can so spectacularly miss the point of the saga when it has never once been even remotely subtle. Kriffing morons, the lot of them.
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Meretrix V @meretrixv2.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
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Meretrix V @meretrixv2.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
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Meretrix V @meretrixv2.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Like, meet me in Iceland during the next volcanic eruption episode. I'll gladly recreate some Mustafar action, yeah?
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Meretrix V @meretrixv2.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Yeah, I'm not mad about this possibility. Let's explore it. Figure out what it would look like and how we'd make it work better than what's currently going on. And if we've got a viable plan, let's fucking goooooooo.
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Meretrix V @meretrixv2.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Johnson doesn't need blackmail to be this evil. He's a Christian Nationalist and now he's finally getting to help dictate morality.
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Meretrix V @meretrixv2.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Didja mean the Doge? 👉🏻😎👉🏻 🤣😭 (Please send help)
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Meretrix V @meretrixv2.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Well, not YET there aren't.
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Meretrix V @meretrixv2.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
As for those other states being Commonwealths, far as I know it's just because they have slightly different forms of state government. They're so subtle, I honestly couldn't tell you what that even looks like in their daily business. So not really the same thing as the CA Republic history. 2/2
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Meretrix V @meretrixv2.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Oh, we were officially independent for less than a month between revoting against Mexican control and being taken over by the U.S. as a territory. A tiny piece of the larger Mexican-American War. But we commemorate it on our flag. 1/2
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Meretrix V @meretrixv2.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Nah, it had me hooked from the first scene. Couldn't wait to get my hands on it each week. And devastating character losses? Hoooooooooo, boy, some truly shocking shit.
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Meretrix V @meretrixv2.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Yeah, that part of our flag that says "California Republic"? Let's go ahead and make that official and permanent. Why should we go down with the Titanic?
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Meretrix V @meretrixv2.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
Only problem then is that I don't trust mainstream Dems not to move even further right in the process. Because it always goes that direction, never the other.
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Meretrix V @meretrixv2.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
I Came Out that December, and after Rogue One premiered and Carrie died, I added "hope" in Aurebesh to my Jedi/Rebel combo Coming Out tattoo. It had to be done.
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Meretrix V @meretrixv2.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
We can talk about class warfare being the root cause of so much turmoil until we're blue in the face. At the end of the day, it really doesn't change the fact that conservatives are fucking assholes for the sake of being awful people.
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Meretrix V @meretrixv2.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Yeah, half of Gen Z are just as Puritanical as any Boomer. Fucking little shites.
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Meretrix V @meretrixv2.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Load him in one and aim for the sun. Either way, we'll be rid of the vile motherfucker.
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Meretrix V @meretrixv2.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Anyway, what's everyone having for lunch today?
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Meretrix V @meretrixv2.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Thoughts and prayers.
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Meretrix V @meretrixv2.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
The Force calls on those who are the spark that will light the fire that will burn the Fourth Reich to the ground.
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Meretrix V @meretrixv2.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
There's room for all in the Rebellion (so long as they're not on the payroll of the Empire).
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